F1 2018: Sir, this is a Burger King drive thru

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learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Watch chat means nothing to me because I have a garmin vivoactive* Which I�m guessing is one step nerdier than all other options.

*without the inbuilt HR as my wrists have 0 fat on them so they don�t work, which is the great irony of activity watches

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Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

I think the Apple Watch is a better watch than all that old fashioned poo poo.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:14

GramCracker: Oct 8, 2005; beauty by stroll

Theophany posted:

I think the Apple Watch is a better watch than all that old fashioned poo poo.

Too bad the apple health app sucks balls compared to FatBit's, otherwise I'd probably still have the iWatch and attempt to shitpost from it.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:53

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Real talk: The issue with any device running with gps activated, is that it�s going to eat battery faster than a McLaren Honda down a long straight. So if you own an activity watch/apple watch, and think you might have yourself a bit of a hike or a mountain climb with it you are still going to need to take a �10 Casio with you and a map as back up. I Please don�t be that guy mountain rescue has to go out searching for because your iPhone battery died.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 20:01

GramCracker: Oct 8, 2005; beauty by stroll

I was perusing Facebook just now and I came across a friend who is attending an event near me. I swear to god this is real.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 20:55

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

GramCracker posted:

I was perusing Facebook just now and I came across a friend who is attending an event near me. I swear to god this is real.

I'd go.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 21:26

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GramCracker posted:

I was perusing Facebook just now and I came across a friend who is attending an event near me. I swear to god this is real.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 21:43

F1DriverQuidenBerg: Jan 19, 2014

If you do go, make sure you have the full Chilean experience and drink a whole bottle of vodka and stalk your ex on Instagram.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 21:44

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

1500quidporsche posted:

If you do go, make sure you have the full Chilean experience and drink a whole bottle of vodka and stalk your ex on Instagram.

I thought it was go with your ex, then drink a bottle of vodka and complain about her on the forums

# ? Mar 13, 2018 22:10

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

GramCracker posted:

I was perusing Facebook just now and I came across a friend who is attending an event near me. I swear to god this is real.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 22:20

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

Theophany posted:

I think the Apple Watch is a better watch than all that old fashioned poo poo.

I own a Seiko from 1968 that is still going strong. I rather doubt we'll be saying the same thing about an Apple watch after 50 years. Heck, in another 50 years its quite likely my Seiko will still be going.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 22:52

GramCracker: Oct 8, 2005; beauty by stroll

Norns posted:

GO

I'm going to see if I can get out of work somewhat close to 5 and hop a train into NYC. I'll live report the completos 1500quid video style if I make it.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 23:29

Custard Undies: Jan 7, 2006; #essereFerrari

Am I too late for OS chat!?

Windows 10 & Kali Linux for the combo win!

Watch Chat?

Use the clock on my Samsung Galaxy phone!

F1 Chat?

I love McLaren! Alonso is going to go well in Australia and then break his car, thus breaking my heart! Waffles will have an ok race but not stand out.

I hope Ferrari fails miserably! Well, mostly just Vettel, I like Kimi, he is a good lad who just wants to drive fast cars and be left alone.

Oh and serious F1 chat, anyone know why Max didnt do well in testing? Did he just not do much running at all compared to our Dan? I was paying attention to the testing days but don't remember Max doing anything at all.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 00:14

Schlesische: Jul 4, 2012

freeranger posted:

Oh and serious F1 chat, anyone know why Max didnt do well in testing? Did he just not do much running at all compared to our Dan? I was paying attention to the testing days but don't remember Max doing anything at all.

Red Bull haven't taken the sandbags off, and on the days where they lightened them they had issues for Max.
God I hope we get "First half of the season" Red Bull for Max.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 01:21

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

A rumor I just made up is Rosberg retired early precisely because he saw Liberty's plans for the new graphics, font, music during live races, CGI eagle, and the FIA's halo and he realized then that he wanted out.

Pretty substantive stuff.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 01:23

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Let�s not lose sight of the clear and obvious fact that Rosberg retired solely to troll the poo poo out of Hamilton.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 01:32

Custard Undies: Jan 7, 2006; #essereFerrari

All that is true except during Monaco half way thru the race the commentators/announcers will scream "Here comes a new challenger" with flashing graphics showing on the screen as Rosberg's music hits (as mentioned previously in this thread) and he will fly onto the track via an escape road (the same one he used to mind games Lewis) while pumping tehcno/rock music blasts.

Oh god I feel sick just typing that out.....

Edit: Comedy option, he throws a unicycle out of his car at Lewis shocking everyone with his "Heel Turn" on his former best friend.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 01:35

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

Footage of Bernie showing up after Liberty has driven out ~80% of the F1 audience by piping in live music during races and CGI eagles and the horrible new graphics.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQtzCEu1TmM

# ? Mar 14, 2018 01:42

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

freeranger posted:

All that is true except during Monaco half way thru the race the commentators/announcers will scream "Here comes a new challenger" with flashing graphics showing on the screen as Rosberg's music hits (as mentioned previously in this thread) and he will fly onto the track via an escape road (the same one he used to mind games Lewis) while pumping tehcno/rock music blasts.

Oh god I feel sick just typing that out.....

Edit: Comedy option, he throws a unicycle out of his car at Lewis shocking everyone with his "Heel Turn" on his former best friend.

A helicopter flys in and drops off a F1 car similar to Forza Horizon 3

# ? Mar 14, 2018 01:46

gret: Dec 12, 2005; goggle-eyed freak

Wirth1000 posted:

Footage of Bernie showing up after Liberty has driven out ~80% of the F1 audience by piping in live music during races and CGI eagles and the horrible new graphics.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQtzCEu1TmM

LOL I knew which video you posted without even opening the video.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:02

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

1500quidporsche posted:

If you do go, make sure you have the full Chilean experience and drink a whole bottle of vodka and stalk your ex on Instagram.

ilmucche posted:

I thought it was go with your ex, then drink a bottle of vodka and complain about her on the forums

edit: holy gently caress that av ajajajajaja

iospace please the gp2 tag, thank you

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:10

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Let�s not lose sight of the clear and obvious fact that Rosberg retired solely to troll the poo poo out of Hamilton.

Nico Rosberg: greatest GP driver or greatest GP driver of all time?

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F1DriverQuidenBerg: Jan 19, 2014

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Nico Rosberg: greatest GP driver or greatest GP driver of all time?

Both.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:14

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

that av is very creepy, i keep going back to the girl who resembles grossjean

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:16

Custard Undies: Jan 7, 2006; #essereFerrari

You Am I posted:

A helicopter flys in and drops off a F1 car similar to Forza Horizon 3

Oh god yes! very much that! even more so if they have the on board camera going when it happens like they do sometimes when removing the cars via cranes at Monaco

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:23