Pennsylvania Special Election 18: Needle Be Praised

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Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

Quick, sacrifice a space ranger

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:26

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# ? May 29, 2024 10:15

skylined!: Apr 6, 2012; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

nyt truly is garbage

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:26

Lote: Aug 5, 2001; Place your bets

Well boys, time to kick it old school like we did in those election dens. Refresh the election pages, as many as you can get, and watch the precinct % creep up to 100%.

Chase the dragon.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:26

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

https://twitter.com/DanielDenvir/status/973725198410186758

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:26

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:27

Paracaidas: Sep 24, 2016; Consistently Tedious!

https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/973731700080603136

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:27

farraday: Jan 10, 2007; Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

SA, when the needle stilled.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:27

Guze: Oct 10, 2007; Regular Human Bartender

Lemming posted:

If the Republicans have been tampering with the votes, and I think that especially with places like Waukesha county there is a strong possibility that they have been, they're going to need to do it in more and more blatant ways to keep winning elections

I think it's more likely something reasonable happened but it's not impossible that they're going to gently caress with the results

Waukesha County is full on gently caress You Got Mine territory.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:27

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/973732137429020674

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:27

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Rex-Goliath posted:

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:27

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

What if Needle is powered by the Orb??

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:28

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Zil posted:

THE NEEDLE begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, March 14th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

THE NEEDLE FIGHTS BACK!

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:28

Bullfrog: Nov 5, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi2XCsPKlY8

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:28

Seph: Jul 12, 2004; Please look at this photo every time you support or defend war crimes. Thank you.

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/973731462590685184

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:28

Charlz Guybon: Nov 16, 2010

53% of westmoreland has reported

lamb 13,900

saccone 17,825

doesn't seem that bad...

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:28

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008; Can't post for 5 hours!

Guze posted:

Waukesha County is full on gently caress You Got Mine territory.

Yeah, but they also do incredibly shady poo poo with their elections so you literally can't trust the results. Same deal with that lawsuit where it turns out that they had wiped the election servers after they had been subpoenaed.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:28

Ague Proof: Jun 5, 2014; they told me
I was everything

Needle puts 'humanity' on the left side and 'NEEDLE' on the right, slowly moves right to N+14.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:28

Koalas March: May 21, 2007

Rex-Goliath posted:

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:29

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Don't they need +6 Washington? It's dead heat right now.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:30

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

ive done everything i can

there are no more elections left in man

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:31

Saladin Rising: Nov 12, 2016; When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

Propaganda Hour posted:

Don't they need +6 Washington? It's dead heat right now.

A dead heat is fantastic for Lamb.

Charlz Guybon posted:

Benchmarks for a tossup are

Alleghany D+14
Washington R+6
Greene R+19
Westmoreland R+13

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-pennsylvania-18th-special-election/

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:31

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

we are the dead

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:32

Heck Yes! Loam!: Nov 15, 2004; a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Endorph posted:

ive done everything i can

there are no more elections left in man

We are the dead?

Damnit.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:32

skylined!: Apr 6, 2012; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

will it be lamb.... chops

or

sac....cone...head

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:32

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I think we got this.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:33

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

The needle has been inside us the while time sisters and brothers.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:33

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Is the needle wrong? How hard should I be making GBS threads my pants right now?

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:33

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Mustached Demon posted:

The needle has been inside us the while time sisters and brothers.

how'd you know my fetish

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:34

skylined!: Apr 6, 2012; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

smoobles posted:

Is the needle wrong? How hard should I be making GBS threads my pants right now?

lol if you aren't always making GBS threads yourself just lol

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:34

Saladin Rising: Nov 12, 2016; When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/973730093976743936

This bodes well, moreso than hoping the needle stays where it is.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:34

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

*checks precinct map*

*scratches Westmoreland County off of "places I'd live" list*

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:34

Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

Dedicating this song to Needle, wavering in PA

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:34

bollig: Apr 7, 2006; Never Forget.

Frank Luntz is such a loser:

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/973733254292414465

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:34

cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

OMG CNN needs to stop this drat kennedy commercial. That loving song wont stop being stuck in my head

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:34

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

ITS DEAD

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:35

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Ague Proof posted:

Needle puts 'humanity' on the left side and 'NEEDLE' on the right, slowly moves right to N+14.

Sounds fair.

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:35

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Charlz Guybon posted:

Benchmarks for a tossup are

Alleghany D+14
Washington R+6
Greene R+19
Westmoreland R+13

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-pennsylvania-18th-special-election/

Currently it's:

Alleghany D+16
Washington EVEN
Greene R+17
Westmoreland R+14

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:35

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Already seeing posts about illegals voting from right wing twitter causing a loss. They be shook

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:35

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

cr0y posted:

OMG CNN needs to stop this drat kennedy commercial. That loving song wont stop being stuck in my head

Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Ken-ned-y for me

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:35

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# ? May 29, 2024 10:15

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

THEY KILLED THE NEEDLE.

YOU FUCKERS.

IT WAS INNOCENT AND PURE AND GUILTY AND CORRUPTED AND EVERYTHING AND NOTHING AND YOU KILLED IT!

# ? Mar 14, 2018 02:35

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