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Beet Wagon posted:I for one am glad Solar Plebeian had the good graces to die in its crib, unlike some space games. Even in its infancy, it was better than Star Citizen at its best. I wish I was posting this ironically. 
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I always saw Batgirl as the canary in the mine of this whole thing. You can see there are problems in CIG whenever they pull back on talking to her and whenever they need a relatively positive mouthpiece they head to her. The only tough questions she ever fields are probably accidental and a testament to the incompetency of CIG in general that they can't be answered. She thinks she's "friends" with the head folks and when they finally cut her loose when it's time to bail amidst the collapsing project she'll be left wondering what the gently caress is up. I can't say I feel for her one way or another, she's perpetuating this scam just as ably as anyone but at this juncture it's hard to tell if that has any real effect since the only people still hooking themselves to this busted-rear end wagon are barnacles that have been attached for a long time. That time Derek quoted her and she freaked out was pretty goddamn funny though.
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Toops posted:
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EightAce posted:Apologies for barging in on the transgender/shill/kale argument but...... Derek has tweeted a pic of a Nazi concentration camp and is obviously getting a load of poo poo for it ? Did I miss a memo or something what's going on ? How do 2 tweets amount to "load of poo poo"? Plus, it's not a Holocaust meme at all. loving snowflakes.  I tweeted that back in Nov, but some morons (see Shitizens) dug it up and reported it to Twitter in the past 24 hrs. I got the notification from Twitter saying they found nothing wrong with it. So to piss off whoever reported it, I retweeted it today. https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/973649796518039552 ----------------
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McGiggins posted:Derek, by saying that you're going to ensure Crobbler goes to jail, are you going to insert yourself into this legal fiasco like you promised to do many, many, many two weeks ago? None of the above. I have no cause of action to sue him for. If he's done anything illegal over his handling of Star Citizen finances - as most are certain that he has - that's what I'm talking about. The Crytek lawsuit will have more answers. And when the poo poo-show collapses - as it certainly will - that's when the gloves come off and the Feds move in. ----------------
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D_Smart posted:How do 2 tweets amount to "load of poo poo"? We're done with this already.
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XK posted:Everyone with any involvement in Star Citizen, at this point, is mentally ill. Including us. Even as an outside observer who's never put a penny in, I could be doing better things with my life than following this poo poo. I knit while I read this thread, but I poo poo when I post.
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D_Smart posted:Plus, it's not a Holocaust meme at all. loving snowflakes. Literal holocaust denial itt
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Mar 14, 2018 03:34
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Pretty sure a concentration camp meme is a holocaust meme but Derek once spent three months arguing over what a single word meant so it's probably not sane to go down this road.
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Pretty sure if Derek took a little break from his obsessive determination with this thread we would all see benefits IE: Make me laugh or get the gently caress out
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Blue On Blue posted:Pretty sure if Derek took a little break from his obsessive determination with this thread we would all see benefits But then nobody would know that SC is a scam and people would keep buying spaceship jaypigs And we wouldn't have handy reminders of things that happened four days ago
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I've not been following the Star Citizen lore--did Pusher get her handle because she was a space bulldozer driver? Callously pushing unshorn female pilots to their space death before becoming a pilot?
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Someone post a shop of the three wise monkeys, but with an LoD spaceship in the background. tia
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Dooguk posted:Frontier (a real game developer)    
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teh_Broseph posted:In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Tane.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Pretty sure a concentration camp meme is a holocaust meme but Derek once spent three months arguing over what a single word meant so it's probably not sane to go down this road. 
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But how is this possible.... I haven't had almost daily videos, tv shows, web casts, twitter updates and a laundry list of paid shills hyping this game!
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Dooguk posted:Frontier (a real game developer) Those dinosaurs still don't look as good as the ones in the 25 year old film.
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Toops posted:Buncha B'Taks ITT right now. 
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D_Smart posted:How do 2 tweets amount to "load of poo poo"? I dont give a poo poo if its posted just for a reaction but youre a real piece of poo poo and I hope you never have to suffer a single percentage of pain and loss as the residents of Auschwitz ever had to go through, you fuckwit. I hope your tesla runs out of battery in the middle of the highway so people can stare at you and laugh in real life lile they do online, you broken, useless sac of meat, water, and bone. Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Mar 14, 2018 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I dont give a poo poo if its posted just for a reaction but youre a real piece of poo poo and I hope you never have to suffer a single percentage of pain and loss as the residents of Auschwitz ever had to go through, you fuckwit. Dang, I was just going to call him an idiot for posting that and then saying it wasn't a holocaust meme... but you went the extra mile Besides we all know Derek saying 'it's not a holocaust meme' is him simply being autistic again grinning while typing it out, because he's like a 5 year old and will twist the story around until it suits him and everyone else is wrong Blue On Blue fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Mar 14, 2018 |
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I’m excited for tomorrow when all these extremely lol meltdowns are out of our system and we can go back to speculating which game CIG is going to rip off next. I’m putting my money on Huniepop. I know that sounds crazy but Huniepop 2 is apparently a thing that’s happening some time this year and the demographic overlap between citizens and people who like to jack off to anime titties must be enormous. Seeing as CIGs NPCs are already vacant husks that don’t do anything but stand around, it wouldn’t take much to write up a lovely dating sim around them. Plus it would be the best way to showcase the 2 female models CIG has in their armory. And just to be the icing on the cake it would undercut Love Pledge, letting the guys at CIG finally say they beat some other game to market.
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The lawsuit is poo poo garbage for idiots anyway lmao. It’s not gonna resolve before 2020 and all of the juicy stuff is never gonna be made public lol.
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Beet Wagon posted:The lawsuit is poo poo garbage for idiots anyway lmao. It’s not gonna resolve before 2020 and all of the juicy stuff is never gonna be made public lol. So Chris has what, 3 more brand new Porsche's in his future then before the man comes calling?
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Blue On Blue posted:So Chris has what, 3 more brand new Porsche's in his future then before the man comes calling? Chris is absolutely going to upgrade to a lambo before this is all over. Look at him, it’s his destiny.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I dont give a poo poo if its posted just for a reaction but youre a real piece of poo poo and I hope you never have to suffer a single percentage of pain and loss as the residents of Auschwitz ever had to go through, you fuckwit. That's harsh, man. Auschwitz is nothing compared to people not liking your game's default keyboard mapping.
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D_Smart posted:How do 2 tweets amount to "load of poo poo"? 
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Beet Wagon posted:the demographic overlap between citizens and people who like to jack off to anime titties must be enormous. But Beer, how could they like anime AND Star Citizen when Star Citizen is what it is and anime is, well, good
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Pilz posted:But Beer, how could they like anime AND Star Citizen when Star Citizen is what it is and anime is, well, good Anime is good in the same way that a picture of the gates of Aushwitz is not a holocaust reference.
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teh_Broseph posted:In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. 40,000 year sentence, but the Stimpire's only been around for 500? 
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DapperDon posted:No. I don't agree with that at all. They can all go into the same basket of shilling deplorables. What their kink is has nothing to do with me as I do not kinkshame. It's interesting that you take umbrage with WTFO being a touchy-feely drunk while you have no issue whatsoever with someone carving themselves up with multiple surgeries to fit their interior self image but yet not making the connection that both have the common core of being hosed up in the head.
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Spooder-Mun posted:40,000 year sentence, but the Stimpire's only been around for 500? Holy gently caress lmao I had never noticed that before. Prison overcrowding must be a bitch in the stimpire.
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