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I told you I'm PLAYER TWO with the GREEN controller ugh
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Mar 13, 2018 09:28
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millions of fat shut-ins will be inspired to rebel and stick it to the man by continuing to sit indoors and play videogames why yes I work from home
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Mar 13, 2018 12:00
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I still have a modicum of basic self-respect and dignity.
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Mar 13, 2018 12:23
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Burrito just pinged
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Mar 13, 2018 12:52
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what is sxsw
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Mar 13, 2018 13:07
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Tokamak posted:Too busy being a real life Player One in World of Warcraft. Same.
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Mar 13, 2018 13:22
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I miss City of Heroes.
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Mar 13, 2018 13:24
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Also, got drafted into the Great Spice-Clone Wars.
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Mar 13, 2018 13:43
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KiteAuraan posted:Also, got drafted into the Great Spice-Clone Wars. Sorry to hear you're a Jem'Hadar.
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Mar 13, 2018 13:47
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Lowtax posted:Holy poo poo I was just watching a YouTube video dedicated to this dermatologist posting videos of herself popping the biggest loving zit cyst things ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR11Cj30G4g
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Mar 13, 2018 14:08
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Literally A Person posted:Also, jerkin' it. Might wanna do that before you get your horrible gangrenous lump lasered off
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Mar 13, 2018 14:39
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suck some toes
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Mar 13, 2018 14:43
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Eating twinks
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Mar 13, 2018 15:21
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*closes laptop immediately as you start asking these nosy questions, hurriedly zips up pants* What the... gently caress can’t you knock first? I told you I can’t go because I’m doing uh research! Get out ! *donkey noises keep playing from laptop*
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Mar 13, 2018 16:41
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I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe. -Ernest Cline, Ready Player One
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Mar 13, 2018 18:09
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Too busy reading the r/relationships dumpster fire thread.
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Mar 13, 2018 18:12
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you ever do something completely unique like you don't think anyone else in the history of the world has ever done it? its cool
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Mar 13, 2018 19:21
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Frog Act posted:you ever do something completely unique like you don't think anyone else in the history of the world has ever done it? its cool Sticking a finger up your rear end while masterbating is not a unique thing.
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Mar 13, 2018 19:52
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Busy washing that man right out of my hair.
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Mar 13, 2018 20:08
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gary oldmans diary posted:bought a 240-count jar of andes mints and im trying to eat them all while watching star trek next gen Mike Stoklasa what's up!?
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Mar 13, 2018 20:33
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Mar 13, 2018 20:47
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You'd think she would make sure her arm was charged up before going out, or atleast carry one of those usb battery packs.
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Mar 13, 2018 21:43
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I don't leave the house without my phone having at least a 6 hour charge on it.
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Mar 13, 2018 21:44
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im permabanned poster referencestomper58. i first started reading pop culture when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “80s nostalgia” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “firefly spiderman” and “i love barrel rolling inside pokeball deathstars” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "80s nostalgia” style of pop culture appreciation was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” pop culture to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Mar 14, 2018 03:58
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Capri Sun Tzu posted:I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe. This is just retarded. Lots of animals masterbate. I once watched a grackle try to gently caress a rock. Edit: this was also in Austin, TX.
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Mar 14, 2018 04:06
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Lowen SoDium posted:You'd think she would make sure her arm was charged up before going out, or atleast carry one of those usb battery packs. how are you gonna show off your prosthesis if it's simply well-maintained and in working order
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Mar 14, 2018 04:21
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L0wt4x: (in extremely wil weaton voice) South by Southwest (abbreviated as SXSW and colloquially referred to as South By) is an annual conglomerate of film, interactive media, and music festivals and conferences that take place in mid-March in Austin, Texas, United States. It began in 1987, and has continued to grow in both scope and size every year. In 2017, the conference lasted for 10 days with SXSW interactive lasting for five days, music for seven days and film running concurrently for nine days. Comedy and gaming components to the festival are particularly fast-growing. M0nk3yh4te: (in extremely Wil weaton voice) oh yeah skrubz0r, but did you know SXSW is run by the company SXSW, LLC which organizes conferences, trade shows, festivals, and other events.[1] In addition to the three main South by Southwest festivals, the company runs other conferences: SXSWedu, a conference on educational innovation, held in Austin,[2] and (beginning in 2017) the me Convention, held in Frankfurt, Germany, in collaboration with Mercedes-Benz.[3][4] Former conferences run by the SXSW organization were SXSW Eco, an environmental conference held in Austin from 2011-2016;[5] and one in Las Vegas: SXSW V2V, a conference focused on innovative startups[6] which ran from 2013 to 2015. L0wt4x: (in extremely wil wheaton voice): well then why aren’t you going sux0r asshat? You probably don’t know Ready player one is playing there. M0nk3yh4te: (in extremely Wil weaton voice) oh you mean 2011 science fiction novel, and the debut novel of American author Ernest Cline. The story, set in a dystopian 2044, follows protagonist Wade Watts on his search for an Easter egg in a virtual reality game, the discovery of which will lead him to inherit a fortune in a world wrecked by an energy crisis? (Every video game character gives me a high five and Han Solo winks and tells me “I know”. Han Solo is a character in the Star Wars franchise. In the original film trilogy, Han and his co-pilot, Chewbacca, became involved in the Rebel Alliance's struggle against the Galactic Empire. ) M0nk3yh4te: “At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot".
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Mar 14, 2018 04:37
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Because Tracer is in the trailer and i'm a loving MERCY MAIN 
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Mar 14, 2018 05:18
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Lowtax posted:My only goal in life is to never meet a person who has attended both SXSW and Burning Man If I kidnap my friend who was at Burning Man and then drag him to SXSW and drop him him at your doorstep does it still count?
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Mar 14, 2018 06:08
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If you want to see a good movie that loathes nerds and videogame culture you should watch The Resurrection of the little match girl.
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Mar 14, 2018 06:10
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Frankenstyle posted:Because it's way too soon for a remake of Pixels. At least it's not a remake of Pixels made by the people who made Pixels.
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Mar 14, 2018 06:15
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MonkeyHate posted:M0nk3yh4te: “At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot". what kind of a voice am i supposed to read this one in?
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Mar 14, 2018 07:12
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Lowen SoDium posted:You'd think she would make sure her arm was charged up before going out, or atleast carry one of those usb battery packs. But then what would she post for attention on social media.
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Mar 14, 2018 11:09
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Bored posted:This is just retarded. Lots of animals masterbate. I once watched a grackle try to gently caress a rock. What the gently caress is a grackle, is it something from Fraggle Rock?
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Mar 14, 2018 14:03
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not ready(P1) for all the good vibrations dribbling out the pisstube of sixsaw
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Mar 14, 2018 16:11
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Because I would rather rip my own face off and eat it
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Mar 14, 2018 17:04
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Lowtax posted:My only goal in life is to never meet a person who has attended both SXSW and Burning Man it's pretty easy since all the rich tech "idea guys" (see picture) attend both  anything that's only real barrier to attendance is  will be overrun by themapparently the rich people village at burning man got loving raided a couple years back http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...e-a7226136.html
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Mar 14, 2018 17:07
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Caganer posted:it's pretty easy since all the rich tech "idea guys" (see picture) attend both Oh, THAT’s the guy David Cross made fun of on his Netflix show I knew it had to be a real person because it was just so ridiculous but also so specific
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Mar 14, 2018 17:11
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Before drugs After drugs
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