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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i know a 100% fatal way to upload your mind into the ceiling can i get some of that sweet sweet venture capital

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Main Paineframe posted:

these guys business consists entirely of scamming gullible rich into letting them put their brains into useless pickle jars

yeah it owns

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Main Paineframe posted:

these guys business consists entirely of scamming gullible rich into letting them put their brains into useless pickle jars

I'll leave pointing out the obvious to you, let me have fun criticizing the philosophy behind it

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

hackbunny posted:

Which reminds me of an idea I once had: taking everything I've ever written, and using it to train an AI bot. Then, I could interrogate the bot as if I was talking with my subconscious. It could work (in the measure of actually surprising me), considering that my memory seems to be getting worse by the year and that I barely remember what I felt or wrote even a week ago, and knowing that it would be about as useful as divination. Even if it proves pointless (AI results tend to be simultaneously completely novel and utterly boring), it wouldn't take a lot of effort to give it a try

even just character/word-prediction rnns are super fun to play with, i recommend going for it

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

etalian posted:

This guy doesn't gently caress

his boss does though

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Merge this thread with the cop thread because judge dredd would be an improvement lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/973805457260367873

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006


im guessing this is news because united doesnt apologize for anything

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/973868543212183552

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

poor guy can't even afford pants

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

I like how this story features a picture of an adorable Golden Retriever when its actually about an abominable french bulldog.

Dogs small enough to fit in an overhead should all die imho.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Thems' fightin' words

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'



disrupting the guillotine industry

zen death robot
May 27, 2001

LegoPirateNinja posted:

I like how this story features a picture of an adorable Golden Retriever when its actually about an abominable french bulldog.

Dogs small enough to fit in an overhead should all die imho.

it was a puppy

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
kill all babies imo

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~

HEY NONG MAN posted:

VAN

THIS IS A VAN

HOW ELSE WOULD YOU KNOW WITHOUT THIS HUD

Ben Garrison now programming deep learning algos

buteruc
Feb 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/ahjackman/status/974193323127828480

or kill us all.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Cool that they've done this instead of just not using pesticides that kill bees

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jose posted:

Cool that they've done this instead of just not using pesticides that kill bees

hey now, they didn't know those pesticides killed bees that are insect

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Prav posted:

poor guy can't even afford pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGQEAiZJMco&t=59s

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Jose posted:

Cool that they've done this instead of just not using pesticides that kill bees

Can't make money off robot bees if there are bees still around

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007



bees are too slow, we need to go straight to skynet

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~
make them self-replicating, so we can have Killer Robot bees, Skynet, and Gray Goo scenarios all in one, brought to you by Wal-Mart.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Look we can't afford to cut ties with Roundup. The bastards got market share.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Elon Musk bought a slave

https://twitter.com/goldmansachs/status/973645485943730176?s=21

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009


pretty extreme way of keeping away homeless people from benches

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
https://mobile.twitter.com/kcoleman/status/974495158841499648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


Goldman branded TED talks fellating Ole Musky?

Is this some sort of long form troll targeted specifically at goons?

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

mrmcd posted:

Goldman branded TED talks fellating Ole Musky?

Is this some sort of long form troll targeted specifically at goons?

Nah, they're just really loving psyched that we may get space elevators and poo poo to go along with biometric ID based on blockchain, because it all means that much more of the shittiest possible cyberpunk dystopia is here.

http://www.goldmansachs.com/our-thinking/pages/blockchain/

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

that scene in ninja scroll with the bug swarm but with robot bees writhing through our orifices and killing us from the inside

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/limbclinic/status/970835851138740231

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
https://twitter.com/NPR/status/975786364892602368

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

*screaming*

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Pener Kropoopkin posted:

This is the only Jesus Alexa should know about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9SmEvWSw8c

Those Big Head Scientist videos creep me the gently caress out. :yikes:

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


tfw you realize you don't gotta be alone anymore.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



why is the VR wifein a school classroom

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Shear Modulus posted:

why is the VR wifein a school classroom

lawfully, all japanese fiction must

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/975780419500208128

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Getting run over by a robot car sounds marginally less awful than continuing to live in Tempe, AZ.

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