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Haha, get it guys? The actual joke here is that he has never been to an office in his life! 
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They figured it out! https://mobile.twitter.com/PolitiFact/status/974405365239635968
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Mar 15, 2018 23:20
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redneck nazgul posted:she's filing uncontested They probably have a prenup and already hammered the agreement out in arbitration.
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Meatball posted:Do you have any articles or anything about this? I thought we've found lots of extrasolar planets but not many that could support life, ie. They have water but are huge, or just a giant ball of super hot water or something like that. http://www.physics-astronomy.com/2017/07/astronomers-estimate-100-billion.html
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enraged_camel posted:Haha, get it guys? The actual joke here is that he has never been to an office in his life! the office pool is where the men in the family sit around and ogle ivanka lounging in her bathing suit
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Mar 15, 2018 23:21
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Too bad Lara Trump seems like a true believer. Also, is she Kellyanne Conway sent from the past to marry in the future?
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Mar 15, 2018 23:22
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DaveWoo posted:They figured it out! These guys earn their drat money wow.
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Mar 15, 2018 23:22
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Shifty Pony posted:They probably have a prenup and already hammered the agreement out in arbitration. We know that the Trump men are good at arbitration.
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Mar 15, 2018 23:23
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CubanMissile posted:Too bad Lara Trump seems like a true believer. Also, is she Kellyanne Conway sent from the past to marry in the future? she's had a lot more work done than kellyanne.
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Mar 15, 2018 23:23
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Conspiratiorist posted:Actually, we have a pretty good idea that potentially habitable planets are super common. My current opinion on the Fermi paradox (which is one of the most interesting and fun things to think about, IMO even though it usually predicts bad things for our future), is that "the great filter" is ahead of us so we're hosed, and that filter is simply that traveling FTL is just too damned difficult to pull off and/or not possible. Stuff like generation ships aside (which I believe are probably doomed to failure through technological malfunction and/or crew incompetence/insanity), I think there are potentially lots of civilizations like ours either in the past, currently, and in the future and they all die out when their star dies without ever really being able to leave or communicate with one another.
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Mar 15, 2018 23:25
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Mar 15, 2018 23:26
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CubanMissile posted:Too bad Lara Trump seems like a true believer. Also, is she Kellyanne Conway sent from the past to marry in the future? She is a big true believer. She runs the weird rear end facebook news for Trump where she peddles conspiracies all day everyday.
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Mar 15, 2018 23:28
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she should divorce him for his obvious crossfit lies. and deadlift form.
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Mar 15, 2018 23:29
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Boris Galerkin posted:Do you realize that we have submarines with nuclear missiles that nobody knows where they are located. That them alone are enough to burn the whole world to the ground. Take a look at the globe. The Navy is the only important branch of the US military for national defense, and they need bases to stay at sea.
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Inferior Third Season posted:Whatever the probabilities are for life to develop around a star, given the sheer number of stars in the universe, the answer to how many civilzations can be expected will either be vanishingly close to zero or some very large number. Since we know it's more than zero, it is more logical to assume the actual number of civilzations is more than one than exactly one. Dude, mind blown.
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This is good, now Don Jr will have more time to campaign for the midterms. Wrap it up Demofailures, the blue wave is dead.
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:The great filter is almost certainly multicellular life. Every other step has happened in an instant of geological time, going from single cells to multiple cells is the only thing that seems to have been even remotely hard. All the proposed great filters ahead of us are just stuff that removes elements that happened basically the first second they could have possibly happened (which indicates they were pretty likely to happen). This is not true. Multicellular life has evolved separately several times. Maybe you're thinking of eukaryotic cells?
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Wonder how many women right now are filing for divorce because their husbands went full blown MAGA on them.
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Ague Proof posted:This is good, now Don Jr will have more time to campaign for the midterms. Wrap it up Demofailures, the blue wave is dead. Divorcing wife to own the libs
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Mar 15, 2018 23:33
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Remember the GOP house member from Maine that called one of the parkland survivors a skin head lesbian who was running unopposed from the left? http://www.newscentermaine.com/mobile/article/news/politics/democrats-dont-let-controversial-republican-candidate-go-unchallenged/528847198 Run everywhere
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Mar 15, 2018 23:34
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CubanMissile posted:Wonder how many women right now are filing for divorce because their husbands went full blown MAGA on them. Some probably can't because there's nothing out there for them and the lovely chud is what lets them keep their job/insurance.
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Mar 15, 2018 23:35
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enraged_camel posted:Haha, get it guys? The actual joke here is that he has never been to an office in his life! I think the real joke is, as being a Trump, actually paid his bet.
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Mar 15, 2018 23:35
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Ague Proof posted:This is good, now Don Jr will have more time to campaign for the midterms. Wrap it up Demofailures. It's just setup for the premiere of "Who Wants to Marry the Fascist President's Idiot Son?" later this year. Vanessa wasn't testing well, and new romance is great for ratings.
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Mar 15, 2018 23:36
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Saladin Rising posted:Hah, "might end up being"? That's just been reality for like the last 6 months at least. I think you're conflating "insane" and "evil". Trump has had various people around him who were pretty rational but just horrible human beings. But now all the simply-evil ones are getting fired and replaced by lunatics.
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KKKLIP ART posted:Remember the GOP house member from Maine that called one of the parkland survivors a skin head lesbian who was running unopposed from the left? i'm going to laugh my rear end off if this motherfucker specifically goes down
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Mar 15, 2018 23:36
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Ague Proof posted:This is good, now Don Jr will have more time to campaign for the midterms. Wrap it up Demofailures, the blue wave is dead. Ah yes, Don Jr. needs to be on that campaign trail more to have an effect on the vote like he did with Saccione. He will have such a great effect on MAGA that way! 
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Prester Jane posted:We know that conditions enabled life to occur at least once in the universe, and the universe really is just that stupidly big that if something has happened at least once then it has almost certainly happened a whole fuckload more than once. If there are three to four hundred million galaxies and they have ~200 million stars like ours and ~9 planets per star you end up with something like 1.0x10^22 planets or something (I’m remembering old math). If one in a billion billion planets has life on it, that’s still thousands upon thousands. Super assumptions abound, but the universe is too loving big for us to be special. E: there are literally more planets than the number of seconds that have passed since the birth of the universe 13.4 billion years ago tehinternet fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Mar 15, 2018 |
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Koalas March posted:Okay but race was a factor here and for you to so callously throw it aside proves that you actually aren't worth engaging in. This is from a few pages back but thanks for all of this. Luckily I already got started on a few of these, I love Atlanta and I really liked all of Kendrick Lamar's albums, especially drat. That dude has some real loving talent, and he's probably the most humble rapper I've ever heard interviewed for someone who literally stands head and shoulders above nearly everyone else in rap and hip-hop today, and hasn't seemed to let fame and success go to his head. He comes across like someone who listened to Pac and Biggie, respected their talent, loved their music, and then told himself "...but I ain't going out like that." Just seemed like a really grounded dude. I need to listen to the Black Panther album though. And work my way down this list. Thanks again!
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Oxxidation posted:there's a chance it might actually be an underhanded way for Jr to shelter his assets by letting his wife take them in the divorce before Mueller and co. seize them This, but also what if it turns out Jr slept with Stormy as well? Like father like son. 
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Remember when Iphone security was A Thing https://twitter.com/matt_odell/status/974384961603231744 Looks like the FBI overpaid.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/TwitchyTeam/status/974409775197892611?s=20 If he didn't want to have his dirty laundry out in the open, maybe he shouldn't have seeked that Russian help to make sure the public will look at him every living second of his life from now on.
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llllllloooooooooolllllllllllllll
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The thumbs say "hell yeah!" but the eyes say "kill me"
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Mar 15, 2018 23:44
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a trump supporter demonstrating his two best qualifications in life, opposable thumbs
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LMAO https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/974402603521110016
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