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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Devils Affricate posted:

As a change of pace, here's someone who keeps things nice and tidy


Please tell me that pig is hanging in some kind of indoor smoker.

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Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Please tell me that pig is hanging in some kind of indoor smoker.

Pretty sure that's David Cameron's lair.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~
Goon basements, where CRTs go to live again

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
my brother, a long time ago, used to hole himself up in his room playing Lineage, a hardcore Korean MMO. my father was going through his stuff because he's extremely nosy, and found a huge goony mess of plates crusted with food, ramen, and bottles. bottles of what he could not figure what. they were yellowish brownish . they were bottles of piss. some were fresh, some not so fresh. just pee pee bottles all underneathe the bed like a shameful secret.

the look on my dads face when he realized what they were, his angry hank hill face. . .priceless

Nurse Fanny
Aug 14, 2007


it looks like its wearing a thong in the thumbnail

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Devils Affricate posted:

As a change of pace, here's someone who keeps things nice and tidy


was anyone else thinking this was a photoshop of the pig with the turd on his huge balls at first glance

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




My comedy sense is telling me to reply to this with “would” but I’m scared I’d get banned for bestiality.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

extra stout posted:

was anyone else thinking this was a photoshop of the pig with the turd on his huge balls at first glance

no, we're not perverts

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Devils Affricate posted:

Ingenious setup that keeps you fit, as access requires jumping

I'm the single bed with no linens.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Stanley Tucheetos posted:

Pretty sure that's David Cameron's lair.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


Antiviral is a dope movie

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
In times past these people would be called ascetics or hermits, wild holy men who had transcended the preoccupation with worldly things and mundane ideas. Their solitude and their disregard for the normal trappings of life would bring them wisdom and enlightenment or a closeness to God.

But then the computer was inevented and now they just play video games all day :(

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

hakimashou posted:

In times past these people would be called ascetics or hermits, wild holy men who had transcended the preoccupation with worldly things and mundane ideas. Their solitude and their disregard for the normal trappings of life would bring them wisdom and enlightenment or a closeness to God.

But then the computer was inevented and now they just play video games all day :(

and i say unto thee

thou who hasn't pee pee'd in a bottle, eat the first floor pizza

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

bungmonkey is it weird when david lynch shows up and starts masturbating

bungmonkey have you named the fungus person yet

etc

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
how would you not have tons of sinus and breathing problems

god the STINK

the mold

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The cigarettes might actually "help" in that case.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

What about these people qualifies as nerdy? Back in the old days nerds were about playing chess and programming the computar at school

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

I laughed.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Devils Affricate posted:





As a change of pace, here's someone who keeps things nice and tidy

This is some kind of SAW-style torture den, isn't it?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

What about these people qualifies as nerdy? Back in the old days nerds were about playing chess and programming the computar at school

Owning a computer and being a piece of poo poo, just like in the past :shrug:

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

2/10:no cutout for the tail.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

https://www.google.com/search?newwindow=1&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1600&bih=947&q=%22caseless+computer%22&oq=%22caseless+computer%22

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
being poor is an art form and is much more fun than being rich :rolleyes:

though being disgusting cant be blamed on poverty

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Smash it Smash hit posted:

being poor is an art form and is much more fun than being rich :rolleyes:
I too am a fan of Rent.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Is this the thread to make fun of poor ppl too destitute to seek the help they need?

i certainly hope so

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

mind the walrus posted:

I too am a fan of Rent.

lol if you havent dumpstered for food so you can combine your meager income with your friends to get wasted on boxed wine and 40s lol just lol

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Maldoror posted:

{Pictures}

Would like to do some microbiology on that pool. In a Physical Containment Level 3 containment cupboard. Maybe a PC2 but only if you have a lot of ethanol spray around.

And nerds in squalor are the worst. I think I got off lightly. The level of poo poo was not quite hoarder-level. The level of drama was not always reality TV-level. But it edged close on both counts for me.

There really is a difference in being poor and being filthy. I'm poor now, I'm more poor than I was living in a share house. But it's a hell of a lot cleaner being alone.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



she DUMB thicc

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



god drat i can hear his knees in this. being this insanely obese must be extremely painful.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

that guy sucks, but jfc i feel sorry for him and people like him

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


This thread reminds of Faye Kane, one of the weirdest blogs I've ever seen. Basically it was a homeless autistic savant (?) who built herself a little techno-cave in the woods. She would post about how she'd slather herself in testosterone gel and masturbate all day, never leaving her weird enclave. She was also really, REALLY into hardcore BDSM, to the point of torture, mutilation, etc. I'm barely scratching the surface here. All the old links seem to be dead but some of her posts are probably floating around.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

that guy sucks, but jfc i feel sorry for him and people like him

he should just stop eating

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

he should just stop eating

seems like if that was an option he would have done it by now. god drat look how painful that looks

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
lol one day those knees are just going to pop

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hell Yeah posted:

seems like if that was an option he would have done it by now. god drat look how painful that looks

It is an option, but he won't do it. He is basically an addict

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

It is an option, but he won't do it. He is basically an addict

it seems like you don't understand what addiction means.

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008


You skipped the others.





Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

no no no n o nonon o no no no nONOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

bungmonkey did eventually move all that poo poo outta the dank basement into a new room.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/136826215

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