Political Cartoons 2018: A Penny For Your Blots

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Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Trogdos! posted:

Trump warned her about those stairs dog but it keeps happening

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:15

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# ? May 28, 2024 12:03

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Edit: First double post, I feel so proud.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:18

Help Im Alive: Nov 8, 2009

You know I'm not in the US but I've seen Hillary literally like 4 times since the election

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:19

MelvinBison: Nov 17, 2012; "Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."; Pillbug

Garrison posted:

Was �Lock Her Up!� merely a hollow chant to help Trump get elected?

You're so close, Ben. So close.

Also I'm the hastily scrawled "more lies" at the bottom of the stairs.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:19

VideoGameVet: May 14, 2005; It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Wistful of Dollars posted:

https://twitter.com/JamieFord/status/974028696205119493?s=19

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:24

AnoHito: May 8, 2014

Help Im Alive posted:

You know I'm not in the US but I've seen Hillary literally like 4 times since the election

That's about 4 times more than most people in the US have seen her.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:24

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Wistful of Dollars posted:

https://twitter.com/JamieFord/status/974028696205119493?s=19

This isn't exactly a political cartoon buuuuuuut me irl don't doxx me etc etc etc

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:27

Grimdude: Sep 25, 2006; It was a shame how he carried on

Wonder how many Trump political cartoons we'd be seeing if Hillary had won.

Of course the answer is drat near zero, unless he got Trump Network running or whatever the hell. But yeah, I feel like the more liberal cartoonists would just be making fun of the Republicans in Congress or something. You know, people that are actually still relevant.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:29

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Garrison posted:

Was �Lock Her Up!� merely a hollow chant to help Trump get elected?

Yes.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:41

Clever Spambot: Sep 16, 2009; You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...GONE....

I would legit forget hillary existed if hack cartoonists like garrison didnt constantly make things about her because she apparently won in their universes.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:01

Axe-man: Apr 16, 2005; The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.; Clapping Larry

Hillary had been setup as the bogey woman since the 1990s her retiring from politics basically invalidates 30 years of conservative propaganda built up against her. They desperately want her to be around and present.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:04

VideoGameVet: May 14, 2005; It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

They should build the wall out of Hillary because ...

NO ONE CAN GET OVER HER.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:05

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Grimdude posted:

"I literally find every opportunity to make some kind of jab at anything related to black people, so why do people keep saying I'm racist?"

Like, I can't explain this to people but it's so loving common and easy to spot racists because of poo poo like this. Like, when you immediately take a cop's side in ANY shooting involving a black man you're probably racist. Following that same idea, if you look at something relatively benign like Black Panther and use it as an opportunity to poo poo on Michelle Obama you might be a loving racist.

But as long as they don't drop a hard N they're fine in their minds.

Oh they're more than fine dropping N-bombs, because the rip-rappers with the saggy jeans do it too

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:07

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

Long comic: Sarah Mirk and Isabella Rotman on Lara Croft (and female representation in gaming).

Preview:

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:13

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Technowolf posted:

Long comic: Sarah Mirk and Isabella Rotman on Lara Croft (and female representation in gaming).

Preview:

I too hold the controller like that when watching a cutscene :smuggo:

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:18

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

5
Imagine being so empty, you start copying Henry Payne's schtick.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:48

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Sandpuppy posted:

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I noticed how the calm and collected 2A guy failed to argue against that he loves guns more than kids' lives.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:52

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Sandpuppy posted:

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What a bunch of clowns, those clowns in Congress.

quote:

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D.N. Nation posted:

Is Mike Lester's entire output these days just "Mike Lester stand-in OWNS a dumb lib in a bar"?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:53

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

quote:

YOU IDIOTS KEEP BRINGING HER UP YOU UTTER MORON

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:55

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Technowolf posted:

Long comic: Sarah Mirk and Isabella Rotman on Lara Croft (and female representation in gaming).

Preview:

That longform has the worst drawing of Rhianna Pratchett I can possibly imagine.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:57

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

Sandpuppy posted:

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Ooooh, Mikey, a boxing match is not the metaphor you want to be using, buddy. Not with your history.

Sandpuppy posted:

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Did something happen or does McCoy copy Garrison's comics from time to time?

Sandpuppy posted:

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# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:02

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Count the bodies if you didn't before.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:02

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Did Hillary actually fall down a flight of stairs recently, or are right-wingers just coordinating their attacks? It seems odd that McCoy is the second shithead to use that metaphor.

I also just have to shake my head at Lester whining that gun control advocates are such meanies for letting the victims of a school shooting speak for themselves. What a low blow that is /s

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:03

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Ularg posted:

Did something happen or does McCoy copy Garrison's comics from time to time?

She broke her wrist

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/974601173108953088

I'm pretty sure it was from slipping in a bathroom, though; she apparently had some trouble climbing stairs too but didn't actually fall

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:08

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Sandpuppy posted:

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But... Lamb's opponent wasn't a pedophile? And Jones wasn't a charismatic ex-military guy? And Jones's race already demonstrated a huge swing even before the Moore allegations surfaced? And sure, the AL-SEN race needed a pedophile nominee for the GOP to lose, but almost every race is less unbalanced than that one?

Could it be that Ted Rall is... a disingenuous moron?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:17

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Performative leftist doofuses are so loving bitter about that PA election, it's amusing.

e: Thing is, Lamb presented himself as pro-union and anti-Trump-tax-cuts, and in his victory speech outlined the need for a strong social safety net. You know, left-leaning things. But because he didn't obviously subscribe to the Rallvolution or beg Our Brooklynite Leftist Betters for support, he has been Always Bad.

D.N. Nation fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Mar 16, 2018

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:22

Dommolus Magnus: Feb 27, 2013

Katt posted:

Since we did to much Hawking anyway.

Oh oh! Seems like someone is going to get in an argument with good ol' Krazy Kurt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del%27s_ontological_proof

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:26

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

D.N. Nation posted:

Performative leftist doofuses are so loving bitter about that PA election, it's amusing.

e: Thing is, Lamb presented himself as pro-union and anti-Trump-tax-cuts, and in his victory speech outlined the need for a strong social safety net. You know, left-leaning things. But because he didn't obviously subscribe to the Rallvolution or beg Our Brooklynite Leftist Betters for support, he has been Always Bad.

Uh... has anyone but Rall said anything like that?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:30

DalaranJ: Apr 15, 2008; Yosuke will now die for you.

Sandpuppy posted:

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I wouldn�t test Mike Lester stand-in over who he�s willing to hit, bud.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:38

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Hillary Clinton must be well protected from the terrible secret of space.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:38

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Did Hillary actually fall down a flight of stairs recently, or are right-wingers just coordinating their attacks? It seems odd that McCoy is the second shithead to use that metaphor.

She slipped a couple of times while coming down a flight of stone steps in India, but didn't fall - as she was holding onto someone's arm - let alone tumble all the way down. Looks like her sandals weren't getting any traction.

Deep Shart Ben must've jizzed through the wall when she kicked off :siren:

both shoes :siren:

after the second slip.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:40

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Uh... has anyone but Rall said anything like that?

Let me tell you about the Suck Zone

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:43

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

Sandpuppy posted:

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I know Ramirez hates being parsed, but is the joke that he wishes dem leaders were the ones that got shot dead?

Sandpuppy posted:

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Literally lookslikeyouvegotsomegrowinguptodo.jpg, with a bonus factor of the calm non-kid-puncher being a stand-in for noted domestic abuse committer Mike Lester.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:51

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Gun nuts sure hate that they can't directly attack kids for being victims of gun violence because they know that's a bad look. So they had to come up with a way to roundabout attacking them, by calling them crisis actors, puppets of the media, etc.

Man, Lester, just say what you're thinking.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:51

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Uh... has anyone but Rall said anything like that?

Lots of people have been identifying Lamb as a moderate (see for example this Signe cartoon from last page) but he's not a Manchin-esque Blue Dog exactly unless you're Ted Rall

fool_of_sound posted:

Let me tell you about the Suck Zone

The Suck Zone made a few jokes about Lamb but have been mostly focused on Twitter as per usual

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:10

Grimdude: Sep 25, 2006; It was a shame how he carried on

Sandpuppy posted:

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"No viable solutions" is certainly and odd way of saying increased gun control.

Also lol with disgust at saying these kids all over the country who don't want to get shot are just angry children with no solutions. Pretty similar to BLM, conservatives will just continue to wave this off as misguided anger. Though I guess misguided anger is sort of fundamental to conservatism so what do I know.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:12