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I’ve heard this one. He had a blue collar job at the factory. He came up with the recipe in his own kitchen and called a meeting with the executives. He was so slick they thought it was a routine, internal project and signed off on it. I don’t see how they could make a feature-length film out of it without injecting  drama , but it’s not like I’ve read the man’s biography so what do I know?Oops; I spoiled the plot.
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Platystemon posted:I’ve heard this one. It might be at least partly political. The inventor was a janitor born in Mexico who didn't speak much English, so he's a rags-to-riches story that goes directly against anti-immigrant sentiment.
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poo poo, give it the Pursuit of Happyness feel and I'd watch the gently caress out of that flick. Plus the marketing tie-ins at the theater practically sell themselves. Betcha there's Flaming Hot Cheetos nachos at the concession stands during the screenings.
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American Idol' contestant didn't love Katy Perry kissing himquote:
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Bobby Digital posted:American Idol' contestant didn't love Katy Perry kissing him Not sure why you find sexual assault funny. 
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Now imagine that Piers Morgan kissed you.
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Platystemon posted:Now imagine that Piers Morgan kissed you. I don't know, he's a disgusting human being, but kind of fetching. I would rather kiss him than talk to him.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I don't know, he's a disgusting human being, but kind of fetching. I would rather kiss him than talk to him. This is like the essence of gently caress Marry Kill distilled into two sentences.
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Bobby Digital posted:American Idol' contestant didn't love Katy Perry kissing him Katy Perry is pretty much comic relief on this season of Idol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k02ceY6ClGs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZUmzCZrkE Meanwhile that country singer judge speaks like the most stereotypical southern country artist ever, and Lionel Richie is like some ancient music sage that speaks in riddles.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Not sure why you find sexual assault funny. If he'd kissed a girl, just to try, it he wouldn't have such a weird Pence-ish hang-up about it.
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chitoryu12 posted:
Oh look, yet another thing Cline pretends to know a lot about and just completely whiffs any facts. (Many, MANY animal species masturbate, and not just primates)
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Choco1980 posted:Oh look, yet another thing Cline pretends to know a lot about and just completely whiffs any facts. (Many, MANY animal species masturbate, and not just primates) Also, how many protons does he think hydrogen atoms generally have? Because knocking a few off seems unrealistic.
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syscall girl posted:If he'd kissed a girl, just to try, it he wouldn't have such a weird Pence-ish hang-up about it.
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Peeny Cheez posted:And if he did, it would have been his choice. And also not on television.  He should have fought her off and filed assault charges.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I don't know, he's a disgusting human being, but kind of fetching. I would rather kiss him than talk to him. 
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quote:"Have you kissed a girl and liked it?" Bryan said, playing off the lyrics of Perry's hit song "I Kissed A Girl." 
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Deputies find crack in suspect's buttocks
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Pop Star Convicted For Smuggling Migrantsquote:An Indian pop star, Daler Mehndi, has been sentenced to two years in prison for smuggling migrants abroad.
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chitoryu12 posted:
Hydrogen atoms only have ONE proton. God loving drat it!
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Lol that he picked literally the smallest thing to describe his penis
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theironjef posted:Hydrogen atoms only have ONE proton. God loving drat it! This is right after the protagonist talks about how he spent a few weeks with a sex bot to let him experience virtual brothels more realistically, but he gave up because he felt dirty and just went back to regular masturbation. I'm not joking.
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Do we have an emoji for "I'm completely disgusted by nerds"?
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theironjef posted:Hydrogen atoms only have ONE proton. God loving drat it!  I didn't pick up on that yeah. Ernest Cline loving sucks at everything.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Do we have an emoji for "I'm completely disgusted by nerds"? We have "turn on your monitor"
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Nooooo! Well at least he isn't a horrible sex monster, right?
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Nintendo fans shocked to discover Luigi has a PENIS - and someone has even calculated how big it is
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Do we have an emoji for "I'm completely disgusted by nerds"?  usually suffices.
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il_cornuto posted:Nintendo fans shocked to discover Luigi has a PENIS - and someone has even calculated how big it is quote:Kenny Loggins tweeted: “I for one am glad to hear that Luigi has a penis and it's roughly slightly below but not far off average. Good on you Luigi, get yours.”
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I guess he teleported the Taleban once too many.
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il_cornuto posted:Nintendo fans shocked to discover Luigi has a PENIS - and someone has even calculated how big it is Mario's penis is slightly shorter, but it has better traction.
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GOON PROJECT: Let’s collaborate win TFR and bust the Tunak Tunak Tun guy out of prison.
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Phlegmish posted:His reaction to almost being murdered for no reason: I ain't even mad He’s probably on like all the painkillers tbf
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Randaconda posted:https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-says-fat-shamed-universal-theme-park-shes-filing-discrimination-complaint-141517222.html Obviously there's nothing that can be done about any of the ride restraints (those are safety features, not comfort features, and can't just be adjusted), but I think you need to visit a doctor before you visit a theme park if you require two spaces on a bench seat like Kong has.
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chitoryu12 posted:Obviously there's nothing that can be done about any of the ride restraints (those are safety features, not comfort features, and can't just be adjusted), but I think you need to visit a doctor before you visit a theme park if you require two spaces on a bench seat like Kong has. It wasn't a safety thing, allegedly they just wanted to get as many people on that ride as possible. "Push for capacity."
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Baron von Eevl posted:It wasn't a safety thing, allegedly they just wanted to get as many people on that ride as possible. "Push for capacity." They have a set number of people who are supposed to be in each row. It’s not a greed thing, but a way of making sure the queue doesn’t start backing up. That ride regularly gets lines over an hour long even outside peak times, so slowing loading or not loading a vehicle to capacity can cause a huge problem.
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