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Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Tenbux McGee posted:

At this point I'm pretty sure that Jesus Christ himself could materialize before the press corps, hand out video tapes of the president agreeing to sell American children to raving cannibals, transcripts of every communication between Trump and Russia, proof he raped and ate twelve children on Christmas Eve, a copy of the pisstape, and a recording of Trump futilely trying to work up enough of an erection to fap to the pisstape, and it would just result in Jesus being tackled by reluctant secret service agents and shipped to a CIA black site.

(I want to believe)

Well, he's brown. So there's that.

A CIA black site would make for a hell of a starter for a messianic story. Break out guns and lightning blazing.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:08

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 14:07

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Catastrophe posted:

I really, really want all of these single-digit IQ chumps who long to suckle Trump's balls to simply drop dead en masse so that the world stops sucking so much. Good lord. Just die.

Dude gets destroyed in the responses so

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:10

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

Catastrophe posted:

I really, really want all of these single-digit IQ chumps who long to suckle Trump's balls to simply drop dead en masse so that the world stops sucking so much. Good lord. Just die.

Trump gave me an extra $1.75 on my paycheck per week!!! democrats woulda fired me instead!! MAGA!!!!!

*tax season. pays 4x more taxes than last year. cannot correlate causation. blames obama*

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:15

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

BONE DOG posted:

Mussolini's final wriggling was at the end of a noose.

This is neither here nor there but of all the nicknames I've seen Trump called on the internet "Mango Mussolini" has to be one of my favourites.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:25

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

Valko posted:

This is neither here nor there but of all the nicknames I've seen Trump called on the internet "Mango Mussolini" has to be one of my favourites.

"Cheeto Benito" is my favorite.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:28

TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

Catastrophe posted:

I really, really want all of these single-digit IQ chumps who long to suckle Trump's balls to simply drop dead en masse so that the world stops sucking so much. Good lord. Just die.

Most of them aren't actually real, and the ones that are real are so painfully brain damaged no one should care what they think.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:30

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chief McHeath posted:

Reminder for when Mueller is fired: https://act.moveon.org/event/mueller-firing-rapid-response-events/search/

Bring a grill, cause we're gonna fill the streets. And when you fill the streets you have two options: gently caress poo poo up or grill the meats.

this will be a fantastic way to get teargassed at best

ps hope you signed up with a fake address on this site because i cant think of much dumber things to do in response to a dictatorial power grab

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:36

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnBrennan/status/974978856997224448

holy gently caress

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:37

Croisquessein: Feb 25, 2005; invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

So is Sessions going to get the ax soon? Seems like in the last few days (weeks? I don't know how time works anymore) every rumored firing has happened within a day or so, and I've been hearing Sessions is next with Pruitt to replace him.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:37

A. Beaverhausen: Nov 11, 2008; by R. Guyovich

Blast of Confetti posted:

this will be a fantastic way to get teargassed at best

ps hope you signed up with a fake address on this site because i cant think of much dumber things to do in response to a dictatorial power grab

Don't protest, Don't do anything at all

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:39

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

Burt Sexual posted:

Wth does this mean?

Comey has a book coming out next month called "A Higher Loyalty."

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/03/15/comey-book-extreme-secrecy-fbi-trump-463818

His tweet is unusual because Comey is pretty quiet. He doesn't tweet much & his twitter profile was actually the subject of an exhaustive investigation.

https://gizmodo.com/this-is-almost-certainly-james-comey-s-twitter-account-1793843641

Nude posted:

Whose Terry M?

Terry McAuliffe

https://twitter.com/TerryMcAuliffe/status/975069383017091073

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what is the imbecile pissman talking about

Way back during the election there was either a scandal or some sort of manufactured political rat-loving involving Terry McAuliffe, McCabe and McCabe's wife, Jill in the Virginia political races. McAuliffe is the former Virginia Gov.

quote:

Here are the details.

In 2015, Dr. Jill McCabe, a pediatrician, was recruited to run for one of the 40 seats in the Virginia's Republican-controlled Senate by Democratic Gov. Terry McAuliffe, who co-chaired Bill Clinton's 1996 re-election campaign and chaired Hillary Clinton's unsuccessful 2008 run for president.

According to the Wall Street Journal, which broke the story, McAuliffe and other Virginia Democrats met with McCabe and her husband, Andrew, on March 7, 2015, to urge her to run as part of an effort to take back the Senate.

At the time, Andrew McCabe was assistant director of the FBI's field office in Washington and had focused much of his career on terrorism.

The FBI released a statement that Andrew McCabe "consulted with top FBI headquarters and field office ethics officers for guidance, including briefings on the Hatch Act, to prevent against any actual or potential conflict-of-interest, in the event she decided to go forward."

Based on that advice, the FBI said, when Dr. McCabe chose to run, Andrew "McCabe and FBI lawyers implemented a system of recusal from all FBI investigative matters involving Virginia politics, a process followed for the remainder of her campaign. During the campaign, he played no role, attended no events, and did not participate in fundraising or support of any kind."

News that Clinton was using a private email account in violation of federal record-keeping requirements, broke March 2, 2015.

McCabe announced her candidacy 10 days later on March 12, 2015.

That July, the FBI was called in to begin a criminal investigation into the use of Clinton's private server at her home in New York. And that same month, Andrew McCabe was promoted to associate deputy director, the third in command at the FBI. He moved to FBI headquarters in September.

Not surprisingly, both McAuliffe, through his political action committee, and the state Democratic Party, donated to Dr. McCabe's campaign.

On Oct. 1, 27 and 29, McAuliffe's PAC, Common Good VA, gave Dr. McCabe's campaign a total of $450,000. (An additional $17,500 had been given earlier). The Democratic Party of Virginia spent $207,788 on Sept. 30 and Oct. 22 for mailings on her behalf. That would amount to 40 percent of the $1.7 million spent by the campaign.

Two other Democrats running for Senate seats, Jeremy Pike and Dan Gecker, got larger amounts from McAuliffe's PAC.

In November, Dr. McCabe lost her race to incumbent Republican Dick Black.

On Feb. 1, 2016, three months after his wife's defeat, Andrew McCabe became the FBI's deputy director.

In a statement to the Wall Street Journal, the FBI said it was the first time McCabe had any oversight role over the Clinton case.

"Months after the completion of (his wife's) campaign, then-Associate Deputy Director McCabe was promoted to Deputy, where, in that position, he assumed for the first time, an oversight role in the investigation into Secretary Clinton�s emails," according to the FBI statement.

But perhaps the biggest flaw in Trump's argument comes with his assertion that McCabe was in charge of the decision on whether to recommend prosecution.

It was FBI Director James Comey, not McCabe, who made the decision to recommend that the Justice Department not file charges against Clinton. Comey has repeatedly explained his decision under oath.

Finally, there has been no evidence put forth so far � and several people in Trump's campaign did not respond to our inquiry � that Clinton or her campaign were involved in the contributions or knew they were being made. Trump has simply claimed, the money came "essentially from Hillary Clinton," and that "Hillary knew this money was being paid."

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/oct/26/donald-trump/facts-dispute-donald-trumps-claim-donation-fbi-spo/

Kumo fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Mar 17, 2018

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:40

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

I would like to take a moment to remind everyone that the piss tape is real.

thank you and god bless

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:40

Stefan Prodan: Jan 7, 2002; I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!; Grimey Drawer

america was founded on not doing anything at all when you are upset at the government, probably

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:41

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Don't protest, Don't do anything at all

im just saying to expect teargas on a good day and don't loving put your real name and address on your letter of intent i didnt say dont protest

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:41

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Croisquessein posted:

So is Sessions going to get the ax soon? Seems like in the last few days (weeks? I don't know how time works anymore) every rumored firing has happened within a day or so, and I've been hearing Sessions is next with Pruitt to replace him.

I read an insane theory that the Pruitt AG rumors were generated in order to get Sessions to fire McCabe, but I don't see the endgame there.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:44

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

bloom posted:

I would like to take a moment to remind everyone that the piss tape is real.

thank you and god bless

Namaste.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:45

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

oh yea also i don't think the Trump divorce is just funny i also think it's a bit suspicious

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:48

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/mtobey/status/974434544844668928

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:49

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/jdickerson/status/974693459020873728

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:54

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/mtobey/status/974434544844668928

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:56

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/mtobey/status/974434544844668928

nani?!!

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:59

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

THANK GOD WE HAVE A CHRISTIAN IN OFFICE

# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:59

Dogmeat: Jun 20, 2003; Woof!

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/mtobey/status/974434544844668928

come on not this again. you need to tell us which one's a photoshop or we're going to keep posting the fake one as if it's real.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:02

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Comey/status/968612814469427202

:siren:

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:03

Bourricot: Aug 7, 2016

https://twitter.com/AltUSPressSec/status/974867468429733888
:hmbol:

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:05

DogonCrook: Apr 24, 2016; I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Trump wants to rehire that aid that was ejected by security. Saying the media unfairly maligned him. Im not sure anyone knew who the gently caress he was till he was given the boot.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/03/17/john-mcentee-white-house-return-trump-468674

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:08

A. Beaverhausen: Nov 11, 2008; by R. Guyovich

Bourricot posted:

https://twitter.com/AltUSPressSec/status/974867468429733888

Every day a joy :allears:

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:08

UnfortunateSexFart: May 18, 2008; ð» ððð« ð·ððð·
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/Comey/status/968612814469427202

He's making fun of himself using "lordy," right?

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:11

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/Comey/status/968612814469427202

it's highly lol that we live in a world where the former director of FBI cyberbullies the president.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:12

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Catastrophe posted:

I really, really want all of these single-digit IQ chumps who long to suckle Trump's balls to simply drop dead en masse so that the world stops sucking so much. Good lord. Just die.

espousing mass death, to trigger the chuds

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:15

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

bloom posted:

it's highly lol that we live in a world where the former director of FBI cyberbullies the president.

He�s really good at it too. I approve. Anti bully chief Melania does 'too

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:22

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Is There still a CHUD posters dump thread because lmao

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Here's a lol I just thought of-

Putin does NOT get re-elected.

Because of US intelligence interference...

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:35

Have Blue: Mar 27, 2013; Panther Like a Panther

mcvey posted:

Is There still a CHUD posters dump thread because lmao

jv chudsquad is real and weak and has no friends

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:35

A. Beaverhausen: Nov 11, 2008; by R. Guyovich

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/975107817785970688?s=20

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:38

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/975080377386758145

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:39

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Splatmaster posted:

Here's a lol I just thought of-

Putin does NOT get re-elected.

Because of US intelligence interference...

this is pretty much the way to actually deal with him or if not make him lose the election just run a hell of an anti putin propaganda campaign online

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:41

Viruswithshoes: Mar 26, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/Comey/status/968612814469427202

:yesss:

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:42

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

A. Beaverhausen posted:

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/975107817785970688?s=20

lol what

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:42

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DogonCrook: Apr 24, 2016; I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

This just in: xi is still president for life. We

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:44

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