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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
facebook delenda est

melt down the servers and slag the disks

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Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
"Hello, do you have wireless here?"

"YES. WIRELESS FACEBOOK."

"Right, it looks like your wi-fi authentication requires a Facebook login before I can get to the internet, it says..."

"CORRECT. THE INTERNET. OF FACEBOOK."

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
reminder that internet dot org is or was a thing

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

countries without net neutrality may bundle unlimited facebook in terms of bandwidth but charge you up the rear end for any site or content not in their plan fwiw so it's not entirely ridiculous

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


i'm going to tut-tut people deleting facebook while promoting the same hand wringing that's been allowing facebook to get away with this bullshit for years while deliberately ignoring the very obvious question of why facebook makes their service mandatory for their supposed charity work

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




arent there some facebook internet satellites in africa or something

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

MononcQc posted:

countries without net neutrality may bundle unlimited facebook in terms of bandwidth but charge you up the rear end for any site or content not in their plan fwiw so it's not entirely ridiculous

net neutrality does not prevent anyone from doing this, fyi.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
oh now you've done it

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
not this poo poo again

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

let's all once again read marky z's piss baby response when the government of india told him "we don't want your so-called 'free' internet if it means facebook controls the content"


https://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/toi-edit-page/free-basics-protects-net-neutrality/

quote:

We have collections of free basic books. They’re called libraries. They don’t contain every book, but they still provide a world of good.

We have free basic healthcare. Public hospitals don’t offer every treatment, but they still save lives.

Over the last year Facebook has worked with mobile operators, app developers and civil society to overcome these barriers in India and more than 30 other countries. We launched Free Basics, a set of basic internet services for things like education, healthcare, jobs and communication that people can use without paying for data.

Who could possibly be against this?

Surprisingly, over the last year there’s been a big debate about this in India.

A few months ago I learned about a farmer in Maharashtra called Ganesh.

Last year Ganesh started using Free Basics. He found weather information to prepare for monsoon season. He looked up commodity prices to get better deals. Now Ganesh is investing in new crops and livestock.

Critics of free basic internet services should remember that everything we’re doing is about serving people like Ganesh. This isn’t about Facebook’s commercial interests – there aren’t even any ads in the version of Facebook in Free Basics. If people lose access to free basic services they will simply lose access to the opportunities offered by the internet today.

Right now the TRAI is inviting the public to help decide whether free basic internet services should be offered in India.

What reason is there for denying people free access to vital services for communication, education, healthcare, employment, farming and women’s rights?

How does Ganesh being able to better tend his crops hurt the internet?

We’ve heard legitimate concerns in the past, and we’ve quickly addressed those. We’re open to other approaches and encourage innovation. But today this program is creating huge benefits for people and the entire internet ecosystem. There’s no valid basis for denying people the choice to use Free Basics, and that’s what thousands of people across India have chosen to tell TRAI over the last few weeks.

Choose facts over false claims. Everyone deserves access to the internet. Free basic internet services can help achieve this. Free Basics should stay to help achieve digital equality for India.

another thing i hate btw: when an article is published with every loving sentence on a new line

e: to be clear i don't give a poo poo about net neutrality one way or the other, but i :allears: the following lines

A few months ago I learned about a farmer in Maharashtra called Ganesh.
How does Ganesh being able to better tend his crops hurt the internet?
We’ve heard legitimate concerns in the past, and we’ve quickly addressed those.
This isn’t about Facebook’s commercial interests – there aren’t even any ads in the version of Facebook in Free Basics.
Who could possibly be against this?

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

lol, how dumb does he think they are

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
internet dot org in India was basically “marky mark tries his hand at colonialism”, sucks for him that he basically tried the hardest map

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

cool startup feel posted:

https://twitter.com/CamAnalytica/status/975081781702492160

its cool guys they admit that their product doesnt work no harm no foul

restraining undertakings

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

FrozenVent posted:

internet dot org in India was basically “marky mark tries his hand at colonialism”, sucks for him that he basically tried the hardest map

yeah china is showing him how its done in africa

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

the vast majority of FB communication i see is on the level of forum posts like in the cjs thread. a lot of it is trivial, even some of the more meaningful items are really condensed (like "just started taking testosterone!") or it's (allegedly) interesting links/photos/videos. the cool thing is you can :justpost: with as much or as little effort as you want and it doesn't feel like you're garbaging up someone's inbox.

if you use instagram you get this same functionality, but because everything is about pictures there's far fewer people (none who i follow) just posting political screeds or complaining about their ~so hard~ life or useless "OwO just got chipotle!!!!11 zomg" white noise.

one person got close bc she just started posting selfies of her gross swollen face with "i have a cold, so sick" sort of stuff so i unfollowed her.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

if that's not the user experience you get, if you otherwise don't get any value or satisfaction out of using it, if you have no room in your life for casual acquaintances you would very rarely engage with outside the internet, then yeah absolutely don't use it. but don't be so obtuse as to pretend it's the same as email correspondence or that people would convey the same information over email.

the only people i follow on instagram are people i interact with in real life and would more often if they didn't live so far away. people who i know only/predominantly through the internet and would generally not like to engage with in real life -- well, that's why i'm here

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

fishmech posted:

net neutrality does not prevent anyone from doing this, fyi.

It does in Canada at least.

don't @ me

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

restraining undertakings

text me

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


are your facebook friends all a furries or weeaboos or is the wider populace doing this now too

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i saw it for the first time last week when someone posted the "OwO we had a fucky wucky ewwor" thing and everyone seemed pretty disgusted by it for some reason so i decided to use it

it's a furry thing huh? i guess i can see it's like teeth or something

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

cinci zoo sniper posted:

arent there some facebook internet satellites in africa or something

spacex blew it up lol

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

i saw it for the first time last week when someone posted the "OwO we had a fucky wucky ewwor" thing and everyone seemed pretty disgusted by it for some reason so i decided to use it

it's a furry thing huh? i guess i can see it's like teeth or something

oh, is it a furry thing?

I assumed it was some kind "pweese daddy give all your cummies" thing

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
makes me think of foam adventure, therefore it’s more of a furry thing imo.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

MononcQc posted:

It does in Canada at least.

don't @ me

That isn't net neutrality

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

pseudorandom name posted:

oh, is it a furry thing?

I assumed it was some kind "pweese daddy give all your cummies" thing

It's that kind of furry thing yes

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
why don’t you read us the Wikipedia entry on net neutrality then, idiot hellfucker

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

fishmech posted:

That isn't net neutrality

It quite literally is net neutrality.



Here's a wikipedia source interleaved with the legal ruling so you can feel at home:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_neutrality posted:

Net neutrality is the principle that governments should mandate Internet service providers to treat all data on the Internet the same, and not discriminate or charge differently by user, content, website, platform, application, type of attached equipment, or method of communication.

ruling posted:

The Commission finds that Quebecor Media Inc., Videotron Ltd., and Videotron G.P. (collectively, Videotron) are acting in violation of subsection 27(2) of the Telecommunications Act by exempting the Unlimited Music program from data charges. Subsection 27(2) prohibits Canadian carriers from giving an undue or unreasonable preference to themselves or any other person, or subjecting any person to an undue or unreasonable disadvantage. Videotron is giving an undue preference to subscribers who access the Unlimited Music program and to the providers whose services are included in that program, and is subjecting providers and consumers of other content and services to a corresponding undue disadvantage.

Look, it's even in the wikipedia section for net neutrality in Canada
And it has widely been quoted as being related to net neutrality by media like CBC, Financial Post, Global News, and so on.

I'm going to leave it at this. You're free to respond back, but I won't engage again and derail this thread further.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

MononcQc posted:

It quite literally is net neutrality.



no it is not.

net neutrality is inherently not a government principle, it is the ad-hoc solution developed by commercial network providers in the wake of the us government abandoning most control of the internet at the same time they allowed full commercial use

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

*takes off hat labelled "GOALPOST MOVERS"*
*wipes sweat from brow*
it's rough, but it's a living

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

prisoner of waffles posted:

*takes off hat labelled "GOALPOST MOVERS"*
*wipes sweat from brow*
it's rough, but it's a living

that would be whatever you just tried to do.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
no true neutrality

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
there weren't any laws anywhere about net neutrality before the obama administration, despite it being the majority method by which the networks involved operate since commercialization of the internet over 1993-1996. it is very clearly not derived from government mandate

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

except in Canada as documented above, you tiresome bithc

wow, you picked a largely irrelevant point to be technically correct about A*M*A---zing

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

prisoner of waffles posted:

except in Canada as documented above, you tiresome bithc

wow, you picked a largely irrelevant point to be technically correct about A*M*A---zing

no, net neutrality is an internet thing which is the same thing globally.

and the precise mechanisms of customer-end charging is not part of it, tons of things aren't part of it despite what rick and morty fans say

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Did you notice the post a few before yours where I told him he was correct and he still had to post again to reaffirm it

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
fishmeched again

i got fishmeched in a gws thread lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Sagebrush posted:

Did you notice the post a few before yours where I told him he was correct and he still had to post again to reaffirm it

thats our fishmech

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



I bet fishmech doesn't even own a powdered wig

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

bob dobbs is dead posted:

fishmeched again

i got fishmeched in a gws thread lol

apparently peeps in the anti food porn thread have declared me the pyf fishmech
lol

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

bob dobbs is dead posted:

apparently peeps in the anti food porn thread have declared me the pyf fishmech
lol

Is that better or worse than pyf Stymie?

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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
It's better than being orange Stymie

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