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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


(gesturing with trembling, outstretched finger) "BUTCHER! I NEED AS MANY OF THESE AS YOU HAVE!"

EDIT: gently caress, new page:

null_pointer has a new favorite as of 23:26 on Mar 18, 2018

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Boneless? I guess you could thumb it in there

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

They had to go somewhere after they were chased out of the hospital.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


White or brown button mushrooms at my old supermarket used to appear in the receipt as WASHED WHITE BUTT or WASHED BROWN BUTT

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

bike tory posted:

White or brown button mushrooms at my old supermarket used to appear in the receipt as WASHED WHITE BUTT or WASHED BROWN BUTT

Which did you prefer to eat?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

hahaha

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Lobok posted:

Which did you prefer to eat?

I wish I had a button that summoned Something Awful Dot Com forums poster Yeah I Eat rear end, whenever I needed to.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Lobok posted:

Which did you prefer to eat?

As long as they're fresh out of the shower I'm not discriminating

https://i.imgur.com/mlbYNxe.mp4

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

null_pointer posted:

I wish I had a button that summoned Something Awful Dot Com forums poster Yeah I Eat rear end, whenever I needed to.

Holy poo poo if this post isn't evidence of how marketing and name recognition works counter to facts or history. Or maybe it was ironic, I really can't tell most of the time, even with my own posting.

chaibat
Aug 21, 2008


Are those eyebrows just kind of ... hovering there?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

chaibat posted:

Are those eyebrows just kind of ... hovering there?

you can see something holding up p the right one, that's the same color as the background behind the left.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Memento posted:

As long as they're fresh out of the shower I'm not discriminating

https://i.imgur.com/mlbYNxe.mp4

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Trig Discipline posted:

I have seriously gone back to look at that picture a half dozen times and I laugh out loud every single time.
I think you broke Dan Carlin... I don't know if this his latest pod-cast (it's dated 7th March), but it make's the Prophesy pale.... I mean, people screwing during a draw-and-quartering kind of pale. That said... love your work... you might recognise this cup of negative press covfefe...



Edit: Did you ever find out definitively if the POTUS with the mostest listened to Strelka? I'd have posted in the redux threads, but they were closed when I came back from my hiatus.

The MSJ posted:

Spoiler: The two teenage protagonists are robots created by the professor guy.
This is how it begins...

Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 07:08 on Mar 19, 2018

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Cable Guy posted:

I think you broke Dan Carlin... I don't know if this his latest pod-cast (it's dated 7th March), but it make's the Prophesy pale.... I mean, people screwing during a draw-and-quartering kind of pale. That said... love your work... you might recognise this cup of negative press covfefe...

I think if you listen to his last Common Sense, it sounds like America broke Dan Carlin. Maybe I helped? Hard to say.

Cable Guy posted:

Edit: Did you ever find out definitively if the POTUS with the mostest listened to Strelka? I'd have posted in the redux threads, but they were closed when I came back from my hiatus.

Never did find out, but I like to pretend anyway. :swoon:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Trig Discipline posted:

I think if you listen to his last Common Sense, it sounds like America broke Dan Carlin. Maybe I helped? Hard to say.


Never did find out, but I like to pretend anyway. :swoon:
I think we'd established that he at least heard about it. Haven't heard of a reaction to it though.

No love for the Cup of Ted Koppel? It was inspired by Make Room for Dada. :(

Edit: I was actually lucky(?) enough to see the infamous tweet when it was still live... your lack of reaction is not unprecedented....

Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 09:36 on Mar 19, 2018

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Memento posted:

As long as they're fresh out of the shower I'm not discriminating

https://i.imgur.com/mlbYNxe.mp4

Why women like cats more. A dog would just use its teeth

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I thought everyone appreciated a good chomp in the tooter?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Cats have a lot of experience, they spend hours licking their own rear end.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
...as opposed to dogs :confused:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Cats have a lot of experience, they spend hours licking their own rear end.

same

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I always found Lacroix's teachings to be a little watered-down.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Solice Kirsk posted:

I always found Lacroix's teachings to be a little watered-down.

The best description I have heard is Lacroix is flavor adjacent.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Sorry your palates are so stunted from years of chuzzling corn syrup that you can't appreciate the delicate nuances of overpriced fizz water.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Lacroix adds a nice bit of pop to the usual watery thinkers in PHIL 101

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

A bit popoenent of free radicals.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Jean Lacroix rocks, you idiots.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus posted:

Jean Lacroix rocks, you idiots.

I've never found rocks particularly flavorful

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Lacroix is like drinking water and someone in a room in the back of the house screams "ORANGE"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I hate that guy.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop posted:

I've never found rocks particularly flavorful

Salt :colbert:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Doodle for Food, by Megan McKay.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

JoelJoel posted:

A bit popoenent of free radicals.

Oh do be careful James!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

wayfinder posted:

...as opposed to dogs :confused:

dogs spend a lot more time focusing on licking the genitals than the butthole.

That reminds me, how is your mom doing?

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Choco1980 posted:

dogs spend a lot more time focusing on licking the genitals than the butthole.

That reminds me, how is your mom doing?
2/5

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