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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Ashcans posted:

Edit: Also this led me to looking back at those pages and goddamn is the wealth of random people in this book amazing. When Alison asks who can take her to the floating city, there's a dude who is just a mouth with a hate who simply says 'TEETH' and I really want to know their story.

It's probably this story:



Yeah it probably happened in one of the Demiurges' many worlds. Probably one of Incubus'.

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Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Grandpa Dragon is just the best.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Diogines posted:

Grandpa Dragon is just the best.

Also taking a shine to his constantly frustrated but loyal caretaker

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Yeah it's easy to go 'WOW WHAT A BITCH' about 0000001 if you're only invested in the main characters, but like... the people Allison and co. slaughtered on their way in aren't just faceless nameless mooks to her. Of course she's going to be extremely pissed at anyone who actually manages to get in, and Allison immediately going 'you know what I guess I don't want this after all' doesn't make those priests less dead and could even be construed as kind of insulting.

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
^^^ Yeah definitely, from 000001's perspective there's no question that killing Cio and Allison is just justice swiftly implemented. She's going to be especially pissed when she's asked to hand over Zaid.

Archonex posted:

Is that a sad look at the end there? It looks like a sad look.
You'd be sad too if your god had a moment of lucidity but soon lapsed back into meaningless habits.

Ashcans posted:

I don't know why, but I just sort of assumed that Devils had to be summoned into the lower levels and then work their way up, and you couldn't just summon the Black Flame into an Ebon mask and get a full-blown one right off the bat.
According to Abbadon, you can summon a higher level demon but people usually don't because of the dangers. You specifically can't summon an ebon though, reaching that level is something a devil has to figure out for themselves.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

The humans must have had been in for a nasty surprise the first time a blue devil lost a name.

Wittgen
Oct 13, 2012

We have decided to decline your offer of a butt kicking.
That long suffering eye close. I love it.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Wittgen posted:

That long suffering eye close. I love it.

You can almost hear the defeated sigh.

ass frog
Feb 28, 2018

by Smythe
the characterisation of mammon with all the ominous build-up he got is just incredible, he's my new fav :kimchi:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
EH? JUDITH? WHASSAT? NO DAMMIT I SAID OFFER THEM COFFEE NOT DECAPITATE THEM!

JUDITH

JUDITH IM SERIOUS

THE COUNT, JUDITH

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

I wonder how long she's been doing this and if she knew him before he was quite so grandpa-like.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

PetraCore posted:

Yeah it's easy to go 'WOW WHAT A BITCH' about 0000001 if you're only invested in the main characters, but like... the people Allison and co. slaughtered on their way in aren't just faceless nameless mooks to her. Of course she's going to be extremely pissed at anyone who actually manages to get in, and Allison immediately going 'you know what I guess I don't want this after all' doesn't make those priests less dead and could even be construed as kind of insulting.

Yeah. Its like a pair of theiving rear end in a top hat nephews that are robbing your grandpa for weed money and you know they're doing it but thy're the only visitors hes had in a while and they remind him so much of your when you were a young young lad and so on and so forth and starting a scene in front of him would be even worse and so you're sitting there gritting your teeth waiting for him to go to sleep so you can have a word about it.

Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Mar 15, 2018

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


PetraCore posted:

Yeah it's easy to go 'WOW WHAT A BITCH' about 0000001 if you're only invested in the main characters, but like... the people Allison and co. slaughtered on their way in aren't just faceless nameless mooks to her.

No! They each had their own unique number! Now the continuity of the count is ruined all sorts of renumbering is necessitated oh the paperwork these two...hussies...are going to put me through.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Bilirubin posted:

No! They each had their own unique number! Now the continuity of the count is ruined all sorts of renumbering is necessitated oh the paperwork these two...hussies...are going to put me through.

Considering they live in an infinite death trap, i’m pretty sure they have regularly scheduled audit of their personnel to update the roles, regardless of the odd heist caper

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Sorry Allison, your Prince is in another castle!

https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/seeker-of-thrones-9-119/

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



The under-comic text confirms that Mammon had Ynamon built, by the by.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

Guess it's time for a ROAD TRIP :toot: :stoked:

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


today's alt-text has a grammar/spelling error

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Joe Slowboat posted:

The under-comic text confirms that Mammon had Ynamon built, by the by.

Yeah. Before y'all start to feel all fuzzy-wuzzy towards Grandpa Dog, remember that, before he started sundowning, he was the guy who thought that the Hungry Door was a really neat idea.

:catdrugs: RIP Lucky Felicia :catdrugs:

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Old Kentucky Shark posted:

Yeah. Before y'all start to feel all fuzzy-wuzzy towards Grandpa Dog, remember that, before he started sundowning, he was the guy who thought that the Hungry Door was a really neat idea.

:catdrugs: RIP Lucky Felicia :catdrugs:

he also murderd his family

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Grand Prize Winner posted:

today's alt-text has a grammar/spelling error

Those errors were original to Payapop Pritram.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Thank you, 00000001, you've been quite helpful

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Himself is a loving dick.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Motherfucker posted:

Himself is a loving dick.

Ahahahahaha, yeah it's quite possible He knew all along, isn't it?

a man of vision
Mar 16, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
i would totally give up my earthly life to chill in the treasure cave and farm giant beetles and contemplate the sweet old dog

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It really is Ariamis/Ariandel, but with gold coins instead of snow.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




She was told to plunder to her heart's content. She did.

We'll see how that argument plays out.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
love 0000001's faint smirk before she gets to tell cio that their journey was for nothing

the real treasure of the vault is passive aggressive vengeance

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

Ages posted:

love 0000001's faint smirk before she gets to tell cio that their journey was for nothing

hey at least they've got change for the bus ride home

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
well, I guess no one actually fights Mammon then!

Now we just have to deal with Oscar and Mottom on the way out

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

He's still a banker.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
"So do you have like

one of those Skyrim-style doors

like near the room where I found you

one that goes to the surface near the dungeon entrance"

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

yeah how do you exit the mouth door

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Gotta shove a member of the party inside a giant butt.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
The Unbirthing Door

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

ThaumPenguin posted:

yeah how do you exit the mouth door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLsulpowS7k

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013


I'm at work I'm not watching that

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

Dead Reckoning posted:

The Unbirthing Door

Avshalom was right all along :magical:

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

ThaumPenguin posted:

I'm at work I'm not watching that
It's just Tweety beating on Sylvester's uvula like it's a speed bag until Sylvester spits him out.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Archenteron posted:

Avshalom was right all along :magical:
:five:

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