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Autism Sneaks posted:ohhhh y'all hosed up now, y'all on THE LIST IN SITE'S HEAD!!! look when the same people who regularly show out in threads with "yeah thats racist" and "yeah thats deffo sexist" and join in on running out the occasional internet alt-righter and then tell me im just seeing the transphobia but not the joke, or that transitioning made me a humorless, joyless person, or that im a piece of poo poo because i dared call it transphobic you think im not gonna remember and side-eye?
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site posted:look when the same people who regularly show out in threads with "yeah thats racist" and "yeah thats deffo sexist" and join in on running out the occasional internet alt-righter and then tell me im just seeing the transphobia but not the joke, or that transitioning made me a humorless, joyless person, or that im a piece of poo poo because i dared call it transphobic you think im not gonna remember and side-eye? Excel is best, that way you can use crosstabs
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sebmojo posted:Excel Noooooo you can't make me! I won't do it!!
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site posted:Noooooo you can't make me! I won't do it!! OpenOffice Spreadsheets?
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Mar 19, 2018 09:17
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what if bruce wayne become black-man and was then instantly shot by commissioner gordon
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Onmi posted:OpenOffice Spreadsheets? Google sheets 
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site posted:Noooooo you can't make me! I won't do it!! Excelphobia is wrong you know, just because we used to do spreadsheets in hand or older DOS-based programs, doesn't make transitioning into Excel a bad thing. Terribly offended.
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All I am saying is that at one point in this set of multiverses it has to be a kite smashing through that window. Get on it DC.
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evilmiera posted:All I am saying is that at one point in this set of multiverses it has to be a kite smashing through that window. Get on it DC. By that logic a rich billionaire play boy has also smashed through one of the windows as well.
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evilmiera posted:All I am saying is that at one point in this set of multiverses it has to be a kite smashing through that window. Get on it DC. Hell yeah.
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Mar 19, 2018 10:58
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Zil posted:By that logic a rich billionaire play boy has also smashed through one of the windows as well.
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Yes, Father. I must become... a Scrooge.
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Nessus posted:Who would he become then, Privilege Man? I mean to be fair, that's Batman's biggest power.
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Pretend I was able to find the What The-- parody where a baseball comes through the window, and then I posted it here.
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Site, do you watch Blazing Saddles and get offended at the use of the N-word?
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prefect posted:Pretend I was able to find the What The-- parody where a baseball comes through the window, and then I posted it here. I want to say an old Cracked I had as a kid had a similar gag. The bat flies through the window like always, and Bruce is all "I shall become a BAT!"...cue him dressed as a baseball bat while fighting crime.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Site, do you watch Blazing Saddles and get offended at the use of the N-word? Eh, some people just aren't going to like some jokes, and it's best to live and let live. Too much arguing over whether or not something is funny can turn into people really being mad at each other personally.
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Reading the last few pages was like stumbling on to a performance art piece illustrating how lovely it is to be any kind of minority on the internet Congratulations on creating such a terrible environment that it could be used in a fuckin textbook, and completely by accident too! Some of yall are real shitheads and I hope you listen and think instead of just telling me how I can't take a joke and ooh so sensitive does baby need a safe space trigger warning etc etc (yes, that's what you sound like) but lol you definitely won't. No poo poo trans people keep a list in their heads, imagine if you had to predict which one of your closest friends was most likely to beat you to death if they found out you had different genitals. It becomes a habit
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Truly, having a sense of humor is the first sign of a violent psychopath. We're all the Joker at heart.
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It's just like all those people online who love making edgy, racist jokes but aren't actually Nazis.... oh, wait.
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Minority walks into a thread and says, "Hey, this isn't cool." Rest of the thread goes, "gently caress you, triggered much snowflake?" Lol jokes.
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Superstring posted:Minority walks into a thread and says, "Hey, this isn't cool." Look if a trans person doesn't like a joke that means I can't like it either, and that would be the worst thing ever.
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 ... Well... this thread certainly went in some direction since I last looked at it.I'm just going to post comic panels and hope its funny. 
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Mulva posted:I love a good "Bruce Wayne would become literally anything that came through that window" joke.  From Batman R.I.P.
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Mar 19, 2018 17:05
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What if Batman from another Earth crashed through Bruce Wayne's window?
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Push El Burrito posted:What if Batman from another Earth crashed through Bruce Wayne's window? Batmanman, so meta.
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Superstring posted:Minority walks into a thread and says, "Hey, this isn't cool."
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Zaodai posted:Truly, having a sense of humor is the first sign of a violent psychopath. We're all the Joker at heart. Why, Ricky Gervais, I didn't know you were a comics fan!
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I like the end of Batman: Year One where Bruce does a bunch of Batman poo poo out of costume, and it's implied that Gordon knows exactly who he is and just uses "I lost my glasses" as an excuse for claiming he doesn't recognize him. They just sort of spend their careers pretending he doesn't know from then on. Also great are the very first Batman & Superman team-up comics because this is still there era where Lois is constantly trying to prove that Clark is Superman, and he ropes Batman into his schemes to discredit and confuse her. There's one whole issue where they switch costumes to try and convince her that Bruce Wayne is Superman while Clark dresses as Batman to try and continue solving a crime. After intentionally letting himself be caught changing into a Superman costume, Lois tries to prove that he's not. He manages to effortlessly stay one step ahead of her, like when she wants to cut a lock of his hair the scissors break just like they would on the real Superman; turns out he pickpocketed her, broke the scissors, and loosely glued them back together without anyone else noticing. He even uses a hot air balloon disguised as a truck and lightweight inflatable furniture to fool her into thinking that he's helping her move by loading the truck and flying away with it. Toward the end, Clark-as-Batman finds the villains but immediately passes out in the kitchen because he walks past a rock of kryptonite. Bruce-as-Superman bursts in and bluffs his way through the fight without getting shot, and Lois unmasks Clark and thinks that he dressed up as Batman to try and solve the crime himself before getting beat up and dumped in the kitchen.
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prefect posted:Pretend I was able to find the What The-- parody where a baseball comes through the window, and then I posted it here. I'm looking for it as well, but there is this that I must post.  e: Found it. My favorite detail is that the costume still has the little baseball bats for ears.  
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chitoryu12 posted:I like the end of Batman: Year One where Bruce does a bunch of Batman poo poo out of costume, and it's implied that Gordon knows exactly who he is and just uses "I lost my glasses" as an excuse for claiming he doesn't recognize him. They just sort of spend their careers pretending he doesn't know from then on. Hell yes. Why wasn't this what Superman vs Batman was?
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Why is the Marvel legal department writing notes about a Batman comic?
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Push El Burrito posted:What if Batman from another Earth crashed through Bruce Wayne's window?  
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davebo posted:Why is the Marvel legal department writing notes about a Batman comic? 
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Push El Burrito posted:Hell yes. Why wasn't this what Superman vs Batman was? The real first meeting between Superman and Batman in the 50s was loving hilarious.  They're both coincidentally passengers on the same cruise, and due to overbooking they get put in the same cabin. When a fire breaks out on the docks, they both try to quick change in the darkness.
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chitoryu12 posted:The real first meeting between Superman and Batman in the 50s was loving hilarious. Joe Kelly did a retelling involving Deathstroke and It was Superman/Batman Annual #1 from 2006.
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Push El Burrito posted:Hell yes. Why wasn't this what Superman vs Batman was? Because that would have been fun, and the DCCU doesn't do fun.
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