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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
He just did a Gwen Stacy on that gator :ohdear:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lookit it's face, that gator is getting the best neck skritches ever :kimchi:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

Peter sees the Hulk and instantly stops trying. He knows when he's about to get bailed out.

if he's stopped trying, how can you tell the difference?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

if he's stopped trying, how can you tell the difference?

He's no longer failing quite as fast.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Synthbuttrange posted:

he's gonna murder all those bitey boys :ohdear:

Don't worry, the gators arn't real, they're just the imaginary product of three meth addicts responding badly to a dusthead's ranting about reptiles.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Words cannot express how disappointed I am that the Hulk only has two arms.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



maybe there are four tiny banner arms on his back

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Maybe the Hulk can shoot web out of his rear end?

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
I'm more disappointed he only has two eyes

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
SNAPTT

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:



he's gonna murder all those bitey boys :ohdear:

Fucker transformed into the Hulk fast. Probably sounded like a gunshot.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Spider-Man, with the proportionate strength of about 2.5 pythons.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

evilmiera posted:

Spider-Man, with the proportionate strength of about 2.5 pythons.

He's not going to like the Next Adventure: Spider-Man vs The Serpent Society!

edit:
I also want to see Newspaper Taskmaster, and his defeat after multiple concussions caused by copying Newspaper Spider-Man.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Banner finally forgot about the blood transfusion so he's ready to transform and kickdrop some gators

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


:ohdear:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nah, i bet bruce could do something similar, albeit scaled down

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I love the nonchalant way he's tossing that Gronkodile there.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Only the Hulk could take two anacondas at the same time

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

mind the walrus posted:

Only the Hulk could take two anacondas at the same time

Peter can't take three. But Hulk looks like a big fellow, so it stands to reason he is more spacious.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


"Did you know people have been editing this comic to make it seem more adult or that Peter Parker is an idiot?"

"Oh yeah. Gave 'em something good today."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Gee Hulk! How come the Lizard lets you fight two pythons?

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
just a couple dudes in the swamp, showing each other how they grapple a snake

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk

brainSnakes
Jul 11, 2011

come back here
I really love the first panel with Hulk looking like he’s in a debate with Spiderman and bored to death of it while matter or factly gesturing towards the cartwheeling gator behind him to prove his point. He gives zero shits that Speterman is failing to charm those snakes, he needs to set the facts about him and puny Banner straight.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



And now we have a week of Hulk smashing reptiles into paste.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Synthbuttrange posted:



And now we have a week of Hulk smashing reptiles into paste.

I want the strip where JJJ thought of that.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Synthbuttrange posted:



And now we have a week of Hulk smashing reptiles into paste.

Oh my god, that third panel, I can't tell if they're not even trying anymore or if they're trying too hard

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
so many GRRONNKKs, so little time...

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Newspaper Spider-Man 2018: REPTILE RUMBLE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Stan Lee('s ghost writer) knows what we want: all reptile tossing all the time!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Quick, somebody give JJJ hulk blood!

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

roooooonk
E: it is resisting my attempts to make the background transparent and it is pissing me right the hell off

Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Mar 21, 2018

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I feel this should be accompanied with Hannah-Barbera-esque sound effects for maximum impact.

Also, isn't Spidey still getting crushed by pythons?

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
Is Hulk starting a gator katamari in panel 3?

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.

Malachite_Dragon posted:


roooooonk
E: it is resisting my attempts to make the background transparent and it is pissing me right the hell off

This is some Lovecraftian horror right here: the Gronnk Old Ones.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Malachite_Dragon posted:


roooooonk
E: it is resisting my attempts to make the background transparent and it is pissing me right the hell off

I feel like I need a Hawaiian shirt with those printed all over it. Or maybe some sort of mutant Izod Lacoste polo.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


JJJ flees from the true terror of NSM.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Synthbuttrange posted:



And now we have a week of Hulk smashing reptiles into paste.

Ok I’m sorry but is the gator wearing socks or what’s going on

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

the whitefooted gronnk is an invasive species

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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Samovar posted:

I feel this should be accompanied with Hannah-Barbera-esque sound effects for maximum impact.

All gronk sounds must now be done in a Wally Gator voice.

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