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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Mine is blank. :(

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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Actually now that I think about it for years I've only used facebook to shitpost with a few friends of mine, one of whom has his own divine dril-like clairvoyance, so that's probably why facebook is so all over the board with what it thinks I am.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Chadderbox posted:

Apparently I like Elizabeth Warren. A lot.



drat, its been awhile since I crushed on Linda Hamilton. I feel old and sad now.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/975848652580249601

Is this real?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Everyone should check out the advertising information page on facebook. Not because it's chilling but because it's insane and hilarious. Everything about it is this weird mad AI profile that is way out of the bounds of any sort of sanity checking

https://www.facebook.com/ads/preferences/?entry_product=ad_settings_screen

my lifestyle:


my hobbies:

Thankyou for posting this. It confirms that I'm pretty careful.





This one seems pretty telling about advertisers...




Arglebargle III posted:

Mine is blank. :(
drat... now that's careful.

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Mar 21, 2018

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Other than the replacement of Shucks head, yes.

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Apparently one of my hobbies is "Pipeline transport"

Power Walrus
Dec 24, 2003

Fun Shoe

Merry Christmas from House Harkonnen!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Worst barbershop quartet ever.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

Volkerball posted:

I probably wouldn't even have it installed on my phone if it weren't for all the other apps that rely on Facebook login. Thinking about just getting rid of all that poo poo though.

I'm pretty sure Tinder doesn't require a Facebook login anymore

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I have "Time" in my "Travel, Places, and Events" and it's not true at all, I hate time.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Somehow this makes big data less scary to me. They think we're all about leafs and pipeline transport and brand.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I'm apparently a fan of "fashion", "shopping" and "fashion and shopping"

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
This facebook thing is hilarious. Also, for some reason the image associated with "United States Congress" is the Dunkin Donuts logo.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Hellblazer187 posted:

Somehow this makes big data less scary to me. They think we're all about leafs and pipeline transport and brand.

They are sociopaths who don't know how to talk to people so they make algorithms and programs to collect data on what people supposedly want because advertisers and businessmen don't know how to be human.

r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained
mine is a 6 x 6 array of weed leafs

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


Is that the dog Huckabee's son killed?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Hellblazer187 posted:

I have "Time" in my "Travel, Places, and Events" and it's not true at all, I hate time.

So does bookface... What happened to Thursday?

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Jaramin posted:

Is that the dog Huckabee's son killed?

Very dark very fast but yes

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Hellblazer187 posted:

Somehow this makes big data less scary to me. They think we're all about leafs and pipeline transport and brand.

Well some of us do lay a lot of pipe you know.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Phi230 posted:

Very dark very fast but yes

Nope. The story is he killed a stray at boy scout camp.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
:shrug:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Crow Jane posted:

I'm apparently a fan of "fashion", "shopping" and "fashion and shopping"

Apparently I love hair products and pregnancy?

I have had a buzz cut for years.

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



STAC Goat posted:

Out of curiosity are you intentionally adding the '"President'" to my quotes or is there some kind of macro you have that does it automatically or something? I only ask because I'm kind of tripping out over it.

Oh hahaha yeah I have an extension that adds it in. Makes quoting on the forums a pain if I don't notice.

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


Phi230 posted:

Very dark very fast but yes

Oh my loving god

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I like to work out.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

She was in the Blue Dog caucus in the House, and upstate NY has plenty of conservative districts

Her district was Albany.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Date ancient Japanese paintings?

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
This is the worst one of these that's happened in one of these threads, not close

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Why the gently caress does Facebook think I'm interested in cockroaches and basements, both those things are gross

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Koalas March posted:

Apparently one of my hobbies is "Pipeline transport"



Do any posting about keystone xl?

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
After having Facebook logged in on my browser and phone for the longest time, I eventually forgot the password. The account was also tied to my college email address since I signed up during the early days when there were just a handful of colleges in it, and I had long lost access to that email account. When I contacted Facebook about resetting the account password a few years ago, they asked me to send a scan of my ID at which point I said gently caress that, and losing access to Facebook has been the best thing to ever happen to me.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Your Taint posted:

Apparently I love hair products and pregnancy?

I have had a buzz cut for years.

But it's the most well conditioned buzz cut in the world

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Koalas March posted:

Apparently one of my hobbies is "Pipeline transport"



You might have posted about the Keystone XL pipeline or something.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
it captures my interest in sports absolutely correctly however

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

Crow Jane posted:

Why the gently caress does Facebook think I'm interested in cockroaches and basements, both those things are gross

Just what a basement cockroach would say

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

That advertising thing was creepy. I pulled up what facebook thinks, stared at it for a couple moments, blinked, and went "yeah, thats... thats me, I think you got it all. Even meteorology, I dont know what the gently caress thats going to do for advertisers, but you even got that, wow."

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Crow Jane posted:

Why the gently caress does Facebook think I'm interested in cockroaches and basements, both those things are gross

Dude a lot of basements smell awesome.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Grape posted:

Her district was Albany.

While that is the case now, the current shape of the 20th District is not what she represented. The maps were redrawn in 2013, after her term (2007-2009). This is the district she represented:

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ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Everyone should check out the advertising information page on facebook. Not because it's chilling but because it's insane and hilarious. Everything about it is this weird mad AI profile that is way out of the bounds of any sort of sanity checking

https://www.facebook.com/ads/preferences/?entry_product=ad_settings_screen

my lifestyle:


my hobbies:




Copyright infringement??



Meanwhile this just sit and spins, must be a huge list.

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