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It's time to go CUCK! For Mark ZUCK!
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Feb 11, 2018 11:48
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Feb 11, 2018 14:12
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Feb 11, 2018 14:48
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I may have mentioned that Ducktales had a character parodying Zuckerberg, and still manages to be more human and relatable despite being an extremely annoying cartoon owl
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Feb 11, 2018 17:17
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https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/962880620132274177
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Feb 13, 2018 12:09
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Feb 13, 2018 20:24
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it looks like a screenshot from a low budget cronenberg movie, I'm just waiting for a hand to emerge from the folds
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Feb 13, 2018 21:44
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Hahaha, you think he cares about money? That's a concern for mere mortals https://twitter.com/zeynep/status/963889323472023553
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Feb 15, 2018 02:39
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Feb 15, 2018 02:40
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https://twitter.com/HumansOfLate/status/963848390336548864
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Feb 15, 2018 02:49
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Feb 15, 2018 09:03
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lol https://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/07/07/a-walk-in-the-woods-with-mark-zuckerberg/?_r=1 
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Mar 9, 2018 00:58
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lmao is he trying to channel oscar isaac in ex machina
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Mar 9, 2018 07:48
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Krankenstyle posted:lmao is he trying to channel oscar isaac in ex machina Imagine being forced into a Zuck date as part of the interview process..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6HXmYi6Jw8
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Mar 9, 2018 23:41
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MaxxBot posted:It's time to go CUCK!
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Mar 20, 2018 03:04
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Mar 20, 2018 06:02
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https://twitter.com/morejava/status/975840323606925312?s=19 https://twitter.com/LindaSuhler/status/976128977604521987?s=19
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Mar 20, 2018 23:06
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does this person not get facebook is in trouble for helping trump get elected lol
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Mar 20, 2018 23:10
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:does this person not get facebook is in trouble for helping trump get elected lol What does the ", PhD" in their profile name tell you?
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Mar 20, 2018 23:32
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lol i'm sure her coworkers in academia love her
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Mar 20, 2018 23:43
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lol i'm sure her coworkers in academia love her she's retired, and has been since she came on the political scene five years ago just an ordinary everyday retired biologist in her seventies with 350k followers
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Mar 21, 2018 01:38
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The ZUCK is hosed!
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Mar 21, 2018 14:27
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ZUCK FUCKERBERG
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Mar 21, 2018 15:34
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The only question is, will Putin decide against literally gassing him to keep him quiet.
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Mar 21, 2018 16:22
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The joys of insider trading...
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Mar 21, 2018 16:31
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I'm glad the company town concept is back https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/21/technology/facebook-zucktown-willow-village.html
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Mar 21, 2018 16:35
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I prefer the term "neo-feudalism"
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Mar 21, 2018 16:38
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Mar 21, 2018 16:41
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twoday posted:I prefer the term "neo-feudalism" Can't wait for Menlo Park to be renamed to Zucktown. Best part of the article was how Facebook directly funded a new police station and also paid for the salaries of new policies officers.
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Mar 21, 2018 17:27
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twoday posted:I prefer the term "neo-feudalism" 20 years from now the wars between the Facebook, Amazon, and Google City States will provide great ratings for corporate media
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Mar 21, 2018 18:24
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My liege, I am here to report that we have been able to capture Fort Bezos in the Amazonian outlands with the help of the Tesla siege engines, but the Muskian mercenaries are threatening to undermine our own fortress with their boring equipment if we continue to pay them in cryptocurrency.
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Mar 21, 2018 18:46
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Part of living in Zucktown means living with the fact that Zuck has a special keycard that can open any door in the complex.
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Mar 21, 2018 18:48
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prima zucka
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Mar 21, 2018 19:27
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gonna be lol as gently caress when ZUCK!!! talks up about the facebook company town when he runs for president and says that it proves he can build infrastructure and housing
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Mar 21, 2018 19:32
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Tiberius Christ posted:prima zucka It's just him coming in to eat your untoasted bread
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Mar 21, 2018 19:34
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twoday posted:My liege, I am here to report that we have been able to capture Fort Bezos in the Amazonian outlands with the help of the Tesla siege engines, but the Muskian mercenaries are threatening to undermine our own fortress with their boring equipment if we continue to pay them in cryptocurrency. Unfortunately, the Googlian AI Humanoids with their superhuman strength and intelligence were able to absorb Tesla, Amazon, and Facebook into their collective with unusual ease. Their biological and technological distinctiveness were subsequently added to their already own formidable forces. Resistance is futile.
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Mar 21, 2018 19:36
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viral spiral posted:Unfortunately, the Googlian AI Humanoids with their superhuman strength and intelligence were able to absorb Tesla, Amazon, and Facebook into their collective with unusual ease. Their biological and technological distinctiveness were subsequently added to their already own formidable forces. Resistance is futile. I dunno I could imagine goons maintaining a decent resistance, wearing tactical black clothes that clearly don't fit them, spraypainting coded messages like "Do you have stairs in your house?" that will baffle any algorithm, using FYAD posters for human wave attacks. Also the paywall reduces the likelihood of enemy infiltration.
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viral spiral posted:20 years from now the wars between the Facebook, Amazon, and Google City States will provide great ratings for corporate media https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZk6ia1vFAc
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