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8 years ago, Crazy685 had an awesome idea for a mock draft that was just for fictional characters. I loved the idea, and I'm just outright stealing it again since enough time has passed. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3286480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Sadly, many of the images were lost in time to Waffleimages, so let's have a new draft this year in which the images can be lost in time from imgur. The rules are the same as last time. We take the first two rounds of the NFL draft, and you are to draft FICTIONAL characters. The only restrictions: 1. They had to have played football at some time. Any age is acceptable. 2. You must have an image/video of this player playing football. A Youtube clip, screenshot, comic, etc. 3. No trades If possible, try to come up with new players from the previous thread, but it's not an absolute rule, especially if you have a really funny pic. Round 1 1. Cleveland Browns - Booster Gold, QB, Gotham University. 2. New York Giants - Hamton J. Pig, Center, Acme Looniversity 3. New York Jets from Indianapolis Colts- "Uncle" Rico Dynamite, QB, Preston High School 4. Cleveland Browns from Houston Texans - Victor "Cyborg" Stone, RB, Gotham University 5. Denver Broncos - Blitzwing, DT, Cybertron University 6. Indianapolis Colts from New York Jets - Nelson Muntz, QB, Springfield Grade School 7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Johnny Utah, QB, Ohio State 8. Chicago Bears - Samson last name unknown, LB, Citrus State Prison 9. San Francisco 49ers - Arthur "Pinky" Marx, Fullback, Huxley College 10. Oakland Raiders - TBD 11. Miami Dolphins - Jesus Christ, QB, University of Nazareth 12. Buffalo Bills from Cincinnati Bengals - Bobby Boucher, LB, South Central Louisiana State University 13. Washington Redskins - Swivelhips Smith, WR, Taxidermy Tech 14. Green Bay Packers - Harry Potter, Cornerback, Hogwarts 15. Arizona Cardinals - God, QB, Universe University 16. Baltimore Ravens - TBD 17. Los Angeles Chargers - Bud-Lite Kaminski, T, ESU 18. Seattle Seahawks - RG/William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive, aka The BILLDOZER, RB 19. Dallas Cowboys - Pablo Sanchez, Secret Weapon, Parts Unknown 20. Detroit Lions - Hound, WR, Cybertron University 21. Cincinnati Bengals from Buffalo Bills - TBD 22. Buffalo Bills from Kansas City Chiefs - Griff Oberwald, QB, Streissen College 23. Los Angeles Rams - TBD 24. Carolina Panthers - Currently ineligible player 25. Tennessee Titans - TBD 26. Atlanta Falcons - Jeff George's Unnamed Son, Future QB, Go Deep U 27. New Orleans Saints - Patrick "Eel" O'Brian (Plastic Man), WR/OL/football, DCU 28. Pittsburgh Steelers - TBD 29. Jacksonville Jaguars - TBD 30. Minnesota Vikings - Billy Cole, RB 31. New England Patriots - Charlie (Chuck) Brown, Backyard Pickup Game, K 32. Philadelphia Eagles - Bones Jackson, RB, Midway Monsters Round 2 Pick (overall) 1 (33). Cleveland Browns - Gypsy, C, Satellite of Love University 2 (34). New York Giants - Peter Griffin, Center, Quahog Community College 3 (35). Cleveland Browns from Houston Texans - Leon Sandcastle, CB, Not Florida State 4 (36). Indianapolis Colts - Dan Conner, Offensive Linesman, Lanford, Illinois 5 (37). Indianapolis Colts from New York Jets - Monica Geller, WR/Special Teams/QB, New York City 6 (38). Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Don Dawson, WR, Lee High School 7 (39). Chicago Bears - Lucy Draper, K, TCU 8 (40). Denver Broncos - Johnny, QB, Stanford University 9 (41). Oakland Raiders - TBD 10 (42). Miami Dolphins - Donatello, WR, Sewer University 11 (43). New England Patriots from San Francisco 49ers - Scooby-Doo, TE, Coolsville High 12 (44). Washington Redskins - Lucy Van Pelt, Holder, Backyard Pickup Game 13 (45). Green Bay Packers - Minions, Unknown School, All Positions 14 (46). Cincinnati Bengals - TBD 15 (47). Arizona Cardinals - Rod Tidwell, WR, the Arizona Cardinals 16 (48). Los Angeles Chargers - The Chargers Rushzone guy, Failed Marketing University 17 (49). Indianapolis Colts from New York Jets through Seattle Seahawks - Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Safety, Androscoggin College 18 (50). Dallas Cowboys - Plank, Peach Creek Jr. High 19 (51). Detroit Lions - Pigeon, ST, Bird State 20 (52). Baltimore Ravens - TBD 21 (53). Buffalo Bills - Dash Parr, Wide Receiver, Kropp Memorial Junior High School 22 (54). Kansas City Chiefs - Earth-2 Daniel “Rudy” Ruettiger who wasn’t offsides, DE, Notre Dame 23 (55). Carolina Panthers - TBD 24 (56). Buffalo Bills from Los Angeles Rams - Guy Gardner, Linebacker, University of Michigan 25 (57). Tennesse Titans - TBD 26 (58). Atlanta Falcons - Tim Teballoon, TE, TMMU 27 (59). San Francisco 49ers from New Orleans Saints - Tecmo Bo, RB, University of Nintendo 28 (60). Pittsburgh Steelers - TBD 29 (61). Jacksonville Jaguars - TBD 30 (62). Minnesota Vikings - Paul "Wrecking" Crewe, QB, Citrus State 31 (63). New England Patriots - Bart Simpson, QB, Springfield Grade School 32 (64). Cleveland Browns from Philadelphia Eagles - Mr. Touchdown, Tackle, Chikara Wrestle Factory and College THE DRAFT IS COMPLETE The draft is now over. Thanks everyone! Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Apr 5, 2018 |
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Sign Up List: Arizona Cardinals - seiferguy Atlanta Falcons - Silly Burrito Baltimore Ravens - Buffalo Bills - Acebuckeye13 Carolina Panthers - zimbomonkey Chicago Bears - Darth Brooks Cincinnati Bengals - Cleveland Browns - Edward Mass Dallas Cowboys - incompetent Denver Broncos - Sad King Billy Detroit Lions - Android Apocalypse Green Bay Packers - Erainor Houston Texans - No picks in Rounds 1/2 Indianapolis Colts - Athanatos Jacksonville Jaguars - Kansas City Chiefs - Edward Mass Los Angeles Rams - Miami Dolphins - Amy Pole Her Minnesota Vikings - Dubious New England Patriots - sweet geek swag New Orleans Saints - Silly Burrito New York Giants - Quiet Feet New York Jets - Insertnamehere31 Oakland "Vegas" Raiders - Philadelphia Eagles - Quiet Feet Pittsburgh Steelers - San Francisco 49ers - Vincent Van Goatse Seattle Seahawks - seiferguy Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Athanatos Tennessee Titans - Washington Redskins - Quiet Feet Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Apr 5, 2018 |
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I'll take the Texans. Hey, I'm done! e: Seriously, though, gimme the Brownies. Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Mar 16, 2018 |
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Edward Mass posted:I'll take the Texans. Hey, I'm done! Whoops. I'll keep them just in case we make it to Round 3. You've got the Browns.
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I'll take the Bears just to do something different.
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D A L L A S
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Hey! I approve of this! I’ll take the dolphins.
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Darth Brooks posted:I'll take the Bears just to do something different. incompetent posted:D A L L A S All done! Amy Pole Her posted:Hey! I approve of this! Glad you approve. It was a good idea and hopefully we can get a lot more people signed up soon!
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# ? Mar 17, 2018 02:35 |
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I already grabbed the Lions in the actual draft thread so I won't sign up for them now, but I will take them if no one else does by the deadline.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:I already grabbed the Lions in the actual draft thread so I won't sign up for them now, but I will take them if no one else does by the deadline. Up to you. I can hold them for you for now. No big deal either way.
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# ? Mar 17, 2018 03:41 |
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I’m happy you did it. I’m too lazy
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# ? Mar 17, 2018 04:30 |
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Looking forward to more Lebron arguments
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# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:36 |
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I wanna do the 49ers.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I wanna do the 49ers. Done.
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Shameful that Al Bundy wasn’t first overall every year. The man scored four touchdowns in a single game for God’s sake.
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Bigass Moth posted:Shameful that Al Bundy wasn’t first overall every year. The man scored four touchdowns in a single game for God’s sake. You just can't get that kind of production these days.
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What the hell, sign me up for the Eagles.
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Quiet Feet posted:What the hell, sign me up for the Eagles. Done, thanks!
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Claiming the Browns.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Claiming the Browns. Edward Mass already claimed them. Want another team?
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# ? Mar 17, 2018 17:37 |
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Packers please
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Erainor posted:Packers please Done.
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# ? Mar 17, 2018 18:02 |
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Silly Burrito posted:Edward Mass already claimed them. Want another team? yeah, i want the browns.
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incompetent posted:yeah, i want the browns. Excellent choice sir.
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Silly Burrito posted:Edward Mass already claimed them. Want another team? Missed his edit my bad, pass.
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Gimme the Seahawks.
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seiferguy posted:Gimme the Seahawks. There you go!
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I will do the Pats cause I want them to suffer.
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sweet geek swag posted:I will do the Pats cause I want them to suffer. Looking forward to this pick.
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Silly Burrito posted:Looking forward to this pick. looking forward to you replying to every post in this thread
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incompetent posted:looking forward to you replying to every post in this thread Naturally!
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# ? Mar 18, 2018 05:28 |
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I already got my big board up. Hoping the talent I need is still there at 18!
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# ? Mar 18, 2018 07:30 |
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I’m just waiting to see when I’m allowed to pick. Got a good QB in mind!
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# ? Mar 18, 2018 08:38 |
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I'll go for Denver please. What sort of characters got drafted last time?
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# ? Mar 18, 2018 09:51 |
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Edward Mass posted:I’m just waiting to see when I’m allowed to pick. Got a good QB in mind! As soon as we get all the teams claimed, we'll probably start the next day. Sad King Billy posted:I'll go for Denver please. You can check out the original thread at https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3286480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1, but if you don't have archives, it was a mix of TV/movie characters, comic book people, and other assorted fictional characters. Clark Kent and Al Bundy made the top 4, for example.
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# ? Mar 18, 2018 13:25 |
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What killed it last time was some retard refusing to understand its for made up characters not basketball players
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Plenty of teams left that need good goon homes.
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# ? Mar 21, 2018 17:12 |
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thread is dead it was fun while it lasted
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incompetent posted:thread is dead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFXGwHsD_A
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I'll take the Chargers. I plan to move the team to Los Angeles.
Afterbirth Aftermath fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Mar 21, 2018 |
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