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holy loving poo poo lol
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 03:54 |
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https://twitter.com/MikeTokes/status/976624204148715520?s=20 your also https://twitter.com/MikeTokes/status/974809840458506240?s=20 Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Mar 22, 2018 |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 03:56 |
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I had a fifth grader come to me for help on his homework because he needed to look up who was Secretary of State and the only thing he could come up with was Rex Tillerson and even a fifth grader knew he had been fired like a dog. He also had to double check that Sessions hadn't been fired and I was laughing until I realized that I couldn't help a kid do basic homework because I didn't have the answers either. lol.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 03:58 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/976654851684945920
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:02 |
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When are the missiles going up? I can't even laugh at this poo poo anymore, let's just press the nuclear reset button and hope the next species does better than us.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:05 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/976655903729610752
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:05 |
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Hey now! https://twitter.com/irishspy/status/976652063366045697?s=20
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:06 |
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quote:Baltimore cops carry toy guns to plant on murder victims Uh..what?
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:07 |
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not a fan of cops but that sounds like some bull
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:09 |
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remember that scene in star wars (lol) when they are about to die in the trash compactor? yeah, we are at this moment, but R2D2 got deported.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:09 |
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I ride bikes all day posted:Uh..what? https://twitter.com/Chrishell7/status/976508285036650496?s=20
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:09 |
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its been said a million times but what a little baby pissbitch
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:10 |
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Chinatown posted:remember that scene in star wars (lol) when they are about to die in the trash compactor? modz please change my name to Deported Heroin Addict R2D2
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:12 |
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Blast of Confetti posted:not a fan of cops but that sounds like some bull Really I insantly believe it unironically
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:12 |
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"rebuild our military" I didn't realize our military was in shambles.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:12 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:Really I insantly believe it unironically im from a small town so im used to my cops being too dumb to plan ahead
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:13 |
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this line probably actually pisses me off more than most of what this retard spouts. Bitch you're the only one who made it a problem in the first place! You can tell he knows it too in some part of his idiot brain because he's trying to justify it
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:13 |
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whoa now we cant put a real gun on the body they will trace the serial use a B.B. gun they’ll never know edit- oh wait lol it’s supposed to be a toy
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:15 |
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Jesus Donny even for you that is one aggressive, sloppy military dicksuck
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:16 |
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Obsidianheart posted:Well, it's not like a precedent hasn't been set now. Say what you will about Trump, but at least he's got a personality. Kwanzaa Quickie posted:Remember this Alpha Male talked about being called "Bannon da Barbarian" after he got fired. But you don't get to pick your own nicknames, so he'll always be Sloppy Steve.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:18 |
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"Most importantly, got $700 Billion to rebuild our Military, $716 Billion next year...most ever." What?
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:19 |
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Fabulousity posted:If hell dimension is here to stay then when the Trump train derails it'll just be replaced by the Zuckerberg or Oprah train and it'll go from loltastic suckage to just straight suckage. I will take it, my balls are in outer space and am slowly od'ing on lols
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:19 |
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It makes me really bummed out knowing that he most likely has never been clocked unconscious because lol rich white guy. If anyone on the planet deserves a broken jaw after sending out a tweet it would be him
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:19 |
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This ball-gargling dingus never fails to shove his nose up Trump's anus every single time he posts to Twitter. I want to see him crying after someone steals his lunch money.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:22 |
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won't someone please think of the wall????
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:22 |
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imagine using the phrase fearless leader sincerely this kid isnt actually sincere though so lol
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:24 |
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Play posted:this line probably actually pisses me off more than most of what this retard spouts. Bitch you're the only one who made it a problem in the first place! You can tell he knows it too in some part of his idiot brain because he's trying to justify it As if this wasn't the outcome he was shooting for when he repealed DACA in the first place
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:28 |
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Being a chud should really count as a mental disability at this point. Give them retards some big government hand outs.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:31 |
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im glad, as an american, that this country is dying. it needs to happen.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:32 |
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Randumb Thots posted:This is... well, not a lol, but a ? They are clarifying in law that, yes, the CDC can in theory do gun research, but that doesn't mean Congress is actually going to allocate the necessary funds toward it.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:33 |
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Why does the army need more god drat money, they already get loving all of it.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:34 |
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who cares about this story, just look at this fuckin picture. This can't be a real family photo that exists with two people who know each other. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/976574953012318209
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:36 |
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Jukebox Hero posted:Why does the army need more god drat money, they already get loving all of it. Gonna need to support your russian allies when they move on western europe
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:38 |
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While waiting for Trump to condemn the Austin attacks as an act of terrorism, I've lost hope because even the Austin police chief appears to sympathize with the dead terrorist because he's also a white Christian. https://twitter.com/BillBishopKHOU/status/976599683534639105
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:41 |
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Jukebox Hero posted:Why does the army need more god drat money, they already get loving all of it. Two forever wars.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:41 |
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the milk machine posted:look mate, crocodile dundee is just not enough to get your backwards island taken seriously on a national stage, especially when we've got rocky, fast & the furious, and the freddy movies This all made me unreasonably happy. You’re alright, oval office. Away all Goats posted:daddy putin's cummies And then this made me reasonably unhappy. Thread taking me on a real emotional roller-coaster today. PuntCuncher fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Mar 22, 2018 |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:45 |
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Welp, time to genocide incels
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:46 |
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im of the opinion that our tradition of needing the president to condemn domestic affairs that are obviously bad is pretty silly except the president is a retard now so
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:47 |
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This actually makes more sense. You know how the entire premise of the movie Armageddon was retarded because it would be far easier to teach astronauts how to use a drill and not turn some rig pigs into astronauts? It would make way more sense to get soldiers to teach highschool rather than turn highschool teachers into soldiers. If you take their thinking to its farthest possible conclusion this reasoning is sound. BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Mar 22, 2018 |
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lol, republicans are assholes: https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/976653631998046211
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