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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

holy loving poo poo lol

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/MikeTokes/status/976624204148715520?s=20

your


also

https://twitter.com/MikeTokes/status/974809840458506240?s=20

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Mar 22, 2018

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

I had a fifth grader come to me for help on his homework because he needed to look up who was Secretary of State and the only thing he could come up with was Rex Tillerson and even a fifth grader knew he had been fired like a dog. He also had to double check that Sessions hadn't been fired and I was laughing until I realized that I couldn't help a kid do basic homework because I didn't have the answers either. lol.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/976654851684945920

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
When are the missiles going up? I can't even laugh at this poo poo anymore, let's just press the nuclear reset button and hope the next species does better than us.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/976655903729610752

akiyba
Jan 28, 2009
Hey now! :eyepop:

https://twitter.com/irishspy/status/976652063366045697?s=20

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice

quote:

Baltimore cops carry toy guns to plant on murder victims

Uh..what?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
not a fan of cops but that sounds like some bull

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

remember that scene in star wars (lol) when they are about to die in the trash compactor?

yeah, we are at this moment, but R2D2 got deported.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


https://twitter.com/Chrishell7/status/976508285036650496?s=20

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018


its been said a million times but what a little baby pissbitch

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Chinatown posted:

remember that scene in star wars (lol) when they are about to die in the trash compactor?

yeah, we are at this moment, but R2D2 got deported.

modz please change my name to Deported Heroin Addict R2D2

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blast of Confetti posted:

not a fan of cops but that sounds like some bull

Really I insantly believe it unironically

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
"rebuild our military"

I didn't realize our military was in shambles.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

paul_soccer10 posted:

Really I insantly believe it unironically

im from a small town so im used to my cops being too dumb to plan ahead

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

this line probably actually pisses me off more than most of what this retard spouts. Bitch you're the only one who made it a problem in the first place! You can tell he knows it too in some part of his idiot brain because he's trying to justify it

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

whoa now we cant put a real gun on the body they will trace the serial

use a B.B. gun they’ll never know

edit- oh wait lol it’s supposed to be a toy

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Jesus Donny even for you that is one aggressive, sloppy military dicksuck

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Obsidianheart posted:

Well, it's not like a precedent hasn't been set now.

Say what you will about Trump, but at least he's got a personality.

Kwanzaa Quickie posted:

Remember this Alpha Male talked about being called "Bannon da Barbarian" after he got fired.

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/18/steve-bannon-fired-whats-next-241793

But you don't get to pick your own nicknames, so he'll always be Sloppy Steve.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




"Most importantly, got $700 Billion to rebuild our Military, $716 Billion next year...most ever."

What?

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

Fabulousity posted:

If hell dimension is here to stay then when the Trump train derails it'll just be replaced by the Zuckerberg or Oprah train and it'll go from loltastic suckage to just straight suckage.

I will take it, my balls are in outer space and am slowly od'ing on lols

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


It makes me really bummed out knowing that he most likely has never been clocked unconscious because lol rich white guy. If anyone on the planet deserves a broken jaw after sending out a tweet it would be him

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

This ball-gargling dingus never fails to shove his nose up Trump's anus every single time he posts to Twitter. I want to see him crying after someone steals his lunch money.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
won't someone please think of the wall????

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

imagine using the phrase fearless leader sincerely

this kid isnt actually sincere though so lol

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Play posted:

this line probably actually pisses me off more than most of what this retard spouts. Bitch you're the only one who made it a problem in the first place! You can tell he knows it too in some part of his idiot brain because he's trying to justify it

As if this wasn't the outcome he was shooting for when he repealed DACA in the first place

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Being a chud should really count as a mental disability at this point. Give them retards some big government hand outs.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im glad, as an american, that this country is dying.


it needs to happen.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Randumb Thots posted:

This is... well, not a lol, but a :unsmith:?

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/976633830009384960

Unless I’m reading this wrong I seriously never thought I’d see the day.

They are clarifying in law that, yes, the CDC can in theory do gun research, but that doesn't mean Congress is actually going to allocate the necessary funds toward it.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Why does the army need more god drat money, they already get loving all of it.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

who cares about this story, just look at this fuckin picture. This can't be a real family photo that exists with two people who know each other.
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/976574953012318209

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Jukebox Hero posted:

Why does the army need more god drat money, they already get loving all of it.

Gonna need to support your russian allies when they move on western europe

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
While waiting for Trump to condemn the Austin attacks as an act of terrorism, I've lost hope because even the Austin police chief appears to sympathize with the dead terrorist because he's also a white Christian.

https://twitter.com/BillBishopKHOU/status/976599683534639105

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Jukebox Hero posted:

Why does the army need more god drat money, they already get loving all of it.

Two forever wars.

PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

the milk machine posted:

look mate, crocodile dundee is just not enough to get your backwards island taken seriously on a national stage, especially when we've got rocky, fast & the furious, and the freddy movies

i guess there's that "a dingo ate your baby" joke, but that's not gonna help much either

you could try electing an insane right wing government, but i guess you already did and the only people that know or care are in the auspol thread

This all made me unreasonably happy. You’re alright, oval office.

Away all Goats posted:

daddy putin's cummies

And then this made me reasonably unhappy.

Thread taking me on a real emotional roller-coaster today.

PuntCuncher fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Mar 22, 2018

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Welp, time to genocide incels

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

im of the opinion that our tradition of needing the president to condemn domestic affairs that are obviously bad is pretty silly

except the president is a retard now so

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

This actually makes more sense. You know how the entire premise of the movie Armageddon was retarded because it would be far easier to teach astronauts how to use a drill and not turn some rig pigs into astronauts?

It would make way more sense to get soldiers to teach highschool rather than turn highschool teachers into soldiers. If you take their thinking to its farthest possible conclusion this reasoning is sound.

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Mar 22, 2018

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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
lol, republicans are assholes:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/976653631998046211

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