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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Evil Fluffy posted:

Someone please dunk this idiot in a clogged toilet. Then do it to the shitheads who hired him.

I'm always down for dunking Jeff Zucker in a clogged toilet, considering he's directly responsible for CNN becoming a bad joke.

Generic American posted:

Oh my god, Trump is just announcing the tariffs, and does he STILL think that the F-35 is literally invisible? :psyduck:

"We buy billions and billions of that beautiful F-35. It's ~stealth~! You cannot see it, is that correct? It better be correct, right?"

Trump's understanding of stealth is the invisible boat from Street Fighter: The Movie.

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OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Crow Jane posted:

But she's a "businesswoman"! And a "scientist"! Also blond! Name me a diplomat with better skills than that, I'll wait.

The Russian Foreign Minister is a Sad Horse. That's more impressive, I think.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

OddObserver posted:

The Russian Foreign Minister is a Sad Horse. That's more impressive, I think.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

I mean... they manufacture all of our loving phones with slave labor.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

business hammocks posted:

Mueller must have subpoenaed the Husnock.

He will fire all Muellers... everywhere.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/976873954563575815

IDK about you folks but I have less than zero patience for Trumpist Scum's complains about mean-spiritedness.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/976873954563575815

IDK about you folks but I have less than zero patience for Trumpist Scum's complains about mean-spiritedness.

Was it an indirect shot at Trump?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Your Taint posted:

Was it an indirect shot at Trump?

I don't care.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Chilichimp posted:

I mean... they manufacture all of our loving phones with slave labor.

Chinese tech assembly jobs have pretty good pay and benefits by Chinese labor standards. They've had to add incentives to keep the plants running as their core workforce of young rural women have seen big gains in social mobility and job opportunities.

Workplace safety still isn't great but it's a far cry from Bangladeshi sweat shops.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Looks more mad than sad, imo. But I suppose it's pretty easy to be both, especially if you're a Russian diplomat and/or a horse.

Uncleanly Cleric
Oct 17, 2005


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/claudia-tenney-deep-state-ben-carson-table_us_5ab2d69fe4b008c9e5f3da41

Because the CIA has nothing better to do with their time than order dining sets from Neiman Marcus as a frame job aimed at Gentle Ben.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


Dude almost looks like a caricature.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Uncleanly Cleric posted:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/claudia-tenney-deep-state-ben-carson-table_us_5ab2d69fe4b008c9e5f3da41

Because the CIA has nothing better to do with their time than order dining sets from Neiman Marcus as a frame job aimed at Gentle Ben.

This woman is Marsha Blackburn-levels of insane. Is her district at all competitive?

Stickman
Feb 1, 2004

Uncleanly Cleric posted:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/claudia-tenney-deep-state-ben-carson-table_us_5ab2d69fe4b008c9e5f3da41

Because the CIA has nothing better to do with their time than order dining sets from Neiman Marcus as a frame job aimed at Gentle Ben.

Did you hear? Candy Carson is a deep state sleeper agent who infiltrated the Trump administration in 1975.

Uncleanly Cleric
Oct 17, 2005


NY 22 is R+6 PVI. So, maybe?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York%27s_22nd_congressional_district

e: Ballotpedia too

https://ballotpedia.org/New_York%27s_22nd_Congressional_District_election,_2018

Currently it appears the Dem candidate is polling within the PVI

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Uncleanly Cleric posted:

NY 22 is R+6 PVI. So, maybe?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York%27s_22nd_congressional_district

e: Ballotpedia too

https://ballotpedia.org/New_York%27s_22nd_Congressional_District_election,_2018

Currently it appears the Dem candidate is polling within the PVI

Would the Dem running against her do better or worse if they ragged on her for the :tinfoil: poo poo?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/geoffreyvs/status/976787125252317185

thewalk
Mar 16, 2018

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

I don't like Biden for a bunch of reasons but that would instantly change if he officially challenged Trump to a fight and then beat the poo poo out of him.

Their both old its hard to predict who would die first. Biden looks in good cardio shape but then those types still have heart attack while running.

donnie is a fat gently caress but hes big and plays golf constantly so he may not die of cardio before smothering biden

who knows if bidens been boxing, practicing jui jitsu or something though

Stickman
Feb 1, 2004

Mystic Mongol posted:

Because they don't work and only hurt Americans.

Hey, you know what would be effective? Having a trade deal in place that we could apply pressure through. Oh wait...

thewalk
Mar 16, 2018

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Oh god it's real isn't it? If Putin has leverage on him, that's the only way all this makes sense.

If putin has leverage over Trump its because Putin knows where all the money laundering happened. Forget about the piss tape follow the money

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/976873954563575815

IDK about you folks but I have less than zero patience for Trumpist Scum's complains about mean-spiritedness.

Cry me a river for the loving capitalist vampire oil exec

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

thewalk posted:

If putin has leverage over Trump its because Putin knows where all the money laundering happened. Forget about the piss tape follow the money

How dare you, I'll never forget about the piss tape

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

You know, part of me is glad that I’m old enough at this exact moment to fully realize that I am living in one of the stupidest periods of American history, politically speaking. It will be a hell of a thing to tell children about in the future, in shadow puppet form, while hiding in a cave from the radioactive wolves and flesh scavengers.

selec
Sep 6, 2003

aware of dog posted:

How dare you, I'll never forget about the piss tape

There is no better outcome for the ruling class than Trump being taken down by the piss tape.

Follow the money, and you have to answer all kinds of uncomfortable questions about why even "good" rich people use the same wealth schemes the "bad" ones do.

They pray for the piss tape, and so do the rest of you capitalist stooges :D

thewalk
Mar 16, 2018

Rinkles posted:

At least he's going to lose the next election so embarrassingly badly, if the GOP let him run.

if hes not in jail they wont stop him running and he will win the primary easy

thewalk
Mar 16, 2018

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Trump has to be physically the weakest POTUS in history.

dont confuse having a fat rear end and being disgusting with physical weakness. Hes got plenty of muscle. Maybe he gasses easy but he could have enough if a gas tank to beat biden and his thinner frame

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

thewalk posted:

dont confuse having a fat rear end and being disgusting with physical weakness. Hes got plenty of muscle. Maybe he gasses easy but he could have enough if a gas tank to beat biden and his thinner frame

I think it all depends on fight format and how much time they get between rounds. If it’s boxing I think the guy with better cardio has an advantage. If it’s MMA then I think advantage goes to Trump.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Evil Fluffy posted:

You've never played (or watched) baseball then. Baseball is painfully boring.

Yup. I had my first visit to the US a couple of years back, but almost got turned away at security because the big guy behind the desk was overzealous... And baseball was still the more wretching experience.

No, wait, it was the chlorine bath they called a soda, that I had to drink during the game.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Evil Fluffy posted:


You've never played (or watched) baseball then. Baseball is painfully boring.

What kinda euro trash are you? Slow =/= boring!

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Baseball is a good excuse to drink beer and eat bad food.

Baseball on tv is less exciting than golf on tv.

JasonV
Dec 8, 2003
https://twitter.com/news3jessica/status/976878616872144896

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Arglebargle III posted:

Chinese tech assembly jobs have pretty good pay and benefits by Chinese labor standards. They've had to add incentives to keep the plants running as their core workforce of young rural women have seen big gains in social mobility and job opportunities.

Workplace safety still isn't great but it's a far cry from Bangladeshi sweat shops.

While it may be a far cry from that, don't they have to have nets outside the buildings in case employees try to kill themselves?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


gently caress

yes

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/politico/status/976884997968879617

:thunk:

Hastings
Dec 30, 2008

Vladimir Putin posted:

I think it all depends on fight format and how much time they get between rounds. If it’s boxing I think the guy with better cardio has an advantage. If it’s MMA then I think advantage goes to Trump.

Trump also never exercises, so I sincerely doubt he has any muscle. He also has balance issues, so Joe would just need to get a good jab in. Joe is also sly. Trump might have a lot of bravado and bluster to throw around, but when it comes to run of the mill street fights, I bet Joe would let Donnie Boy run himself out and then go into offense.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Hastings posted:

Trump also never exercises, so I sincerely doubt he has any muscle. He also has balance issues, so Joe would just need to get a good jab in. Joe is also sly. Trump might have a lot of bravado and bluster to throw around, but when it comes to run of the mill street fights, I bet Joe would let Donnie Boy run himself out and then go into offense.

Don't... Touch... THE HAIR!

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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thegalagakid posted:

The second I saw this map I thought of Dearborn and the Mexican enclaves in Detroit.

Elkhart, Indiana.

e: a couple months back they tried to push an ICE detention facility near Elkhart; we ran their asses out of town on a rail. Not before they attempted to use facebooks advertising to thwart our 'gently caress you get lost' movement.

They were unable to achieve their aim because South Bend is so well put together anymore.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

DandyLion posted:

Best $3,500 dollars Mueller ever spent on a call...

And about $3500 more than Trump would ever pay.

I guess he'd be on the hook for the retainer though. BUT NOT A PENNY MORE!

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/TheBeatWithAri/status/976879015523966976

:lol: Rudy Giuliani's law firm told Bannon, Mercer, and Nix that they were breaking federal election laws during the campaign. And he has the paperwork to show that they were warned

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