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so here's how it is. im so bumfucked by a constant pleasure drip that the only thing which gets my rocks off is if i visualize numbers flying off of the dirty dishes i wash. ive taken steps to make my life more like the vidya i found so formative. - to make a lunch, first i have to find the FRIDGE KEY for the BASEMENT MEATLOCKER. its in the SNAKE HUTCH, in order to placate the SNAKE i have to feed it an EGG from my normal fridge. with the FRIDGE KEY i retrive HAMBURG from the BASEMENT MEATLOCKER. then i apply the HAMBURG to my CAST IRON PAN, and toss it in the OVEN. - upstairs, if you walk far enough left you'll pass through the far right wall - to make my morning routine more engaging, i installed a BUGBEAR SPAWNPOINT in my bathroom - my conversations now include 3-6 responses, ranging from FRIENDLY, to KIND, CHEERFUL, GREGARIOUS, JOKING ON THE SQUARE, and BLACKEST HUMOR KNOWN TO MAN. - the weather of my house has a variety of new modes, including OMINOUS, PORTENTIOUS, GATHERING STORM, and RAIN OF FIREKNIFES - ive greatly expanded my inventory by wearing cargo pants and hooded sweatshirts with drug pockets in the front. curious what yall have tried |
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*deep voice* You could start by making your way into the Kings Washroom, or you could journey down the Forbidden Stairs, leading to the Kitchen of the Ancients - but beware the temple guards! My wife, sighing: yes yes I know it's my turn to "assemble" breakfast |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 15:17 |
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broke: rumpus room woke: the giant q-tip combat chamber from american gladiators crimes |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 15:25 |
I added a crafting minigame where you open a cookbook and have to follow the instructions in the right order
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 15:47 |
>ENTER STARBUCKS You enter the Starbucks. In front of you, there is a line of people waiting to order. There are chairs and tables all around, mostly occupied at this hour of the day by solitary individuals on their laptops or smartphones. However, there are a couple of free tables. There is a cashier behind the cash register and a barista making drinks. You assume there's probably a manager in the back, behind a swinging metal door. > JOIN LINE You join the line and wait patiently until you are standing in front of a cute cashier. > ORDER COFFEE "What size coffee to you want to order?" asks the cashier. > ORDER LARGE COFFEE I'm sorry, I don't understand that. > ORDER MEDIUM COFFEE I'm sorry, I don't understand that. > ORDER LATTE "What size latte do you want to order?" asks the cashier. > ORDER LARGE LATTE I'm sorry, I don't understand that. >ORDER GRANDE COFFEE "Coming right up!" beams the cashier. "Can I get a name for the order?" >CDA "Sure thing, Mr. CDA, just step over there and wait for your order to be called," the cashier says brightly. You stand by the coffee bar and watch the barista make drinks. >WAIT "GRANDE COFFEE for PHILIP" the barista calls. >WAIT "BAGEL for LISA" the barista calls. >WAIT "GRANDE COFFEE for CAD" the barista calls. >ASK BARISTA ABOUT COFFEE. Which coffee? >ASK BARISTA ABOUT GRANDE COFFEE. Which Grande Coffee? >ASK BARISTA ABOUT GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD. "This coffee is for CAD," the barista says, "See? It says CAD on the coffee cup." >TAKE GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD. The barista frowns. "Are you sure you're CAD? You don't look like CAD to me." >TAKE GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD The barista eyes you warily, but says nothing. You take the Grande Coffee for CAD. >INVENTORY You are wearing: Blue sweatpants A pink, stained Breast Cancer Charity 5K promotional T-Shirt. Dirty sneakers (with no socks) You are holding: Car keys A wallet An iPhone A Grande Coffee for CAD. >STATUS It is March 22nd, 2018. The time is 10:37am. If you still had a job, you would be 1hr and 37minutes late for work. Your mood is: Despairing Your health is: Poor You are feeling: Tired Your SCORE is: 3/273 points. >DRINK GRANDE COFFEE FOR CAD You begin to drink the coffee. It is scalding hot. You burn your tongue. >STATUS It is March 22nd, 2018. The time is 10:38am. If you still had a job, you would be 1hr and 38minutes late for work. Your mood is: Angsty Your health is: Poor, Burned Tongue You are feeling: Alert Your SCORE is: 4/273 points. >LOOK AT CASHIER You look at the cashier. She is cute, with short blonde hair cut in a jagged style and bright blue eyes. You wonder if they are hiring at this Starbucks. You also wonder if the cashier would ever go out with you. >TALK TO CASHIER She's busy doing her job right now. ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:09 |
use the long lost art of alchemy to craft potions (smoothies) and enchantments (dinosaur stickers)
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:09 |
also lol
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:11 |
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I like to GALEIFY my LIME. Just buffeting this little lime with the strongest gusts I can produce. When I run out of breath, I grab a hair dryer that I've removed the limiter on and I hammer the turbo button while running around the lime in circles. By the end of it both of us are pretty disoriented.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:35 |
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i grind currency for ~40 hours a week, but the system is still super broken because all the top players hire other people to do the grinding for them. all the balance patches seem to just make it worse though. |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:28 |
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Judge: Both Counsels have stated their closing arguments and the jury has rendered their verdict. If there are no further comments, I am ready to give the sentance- Counsel for the Defence: No further statements, your Honor Counsel for the Prosecution: No further questions, your Honor. Judge: Alright, then in accordance with the laws of this Great State, I hereby sentance you to... PLEASE DEPOSIT $2.00 TO CONTINUE Defendant: ...uh Defense Lawyer: You got any change? Defendant: Seriously? NO! I left everything at home like you said! Judge: Does anyone in the Court have any change? **no one has any change** Judge: Great. I HATE when this happens... well, I can't give a sentance since no one has any change Defense Lawyer: So- as Gotlieb vs Williams instructs, this Court has no choice but to allow the Defendant to type in thier name for the High Score... Prosecuting Lawyer: ...and it's of freaking course, Game Over. Jury Foreman: Are you making GBS threads me? Defendant: i know, right? Judge *slamming gavel*: Court is ADJOURNED! Bailiff: All rise! |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:53 |
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really good cda. I hope CAD doesn't assault you to get his coffee back. That guy is vile. |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:13 |
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lol this was superb!
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:26 |
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I walk around filling out my best attempt at realistic character sheets for everyone I see and safety pin them right to their shirts. If you are my friend, I might pad your stats a little as a compliment. However If someone has ever slighted me or done me wrong, I seriously lowball their stats and point and laugh at them.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:29 |
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- Have miniquests give you SPECIAL FUNBUX that you can use to purchase SPECIAL GAMEBREAKING GIFTS for your quest OP, or more videogames is good too. - Run and roll around EVERYWHERE until your stamina bar gets to lvl. 99! - Never put stat points in LCK, the last patch completely broke it. |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:55 |
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alnilam posted:*deep voice* You could start by making your way into the Kings Washroom, or you could journey down the Forbidden Stairs, leading to the Kitchen of the Ancients - but beware the temple guards! This is so weird, I was just about to come in here and make this joke except the guy in my joke was going to searching for his roomate's hidden weed.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:11 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:This is so weird, I was just about to come in here and make this joke except the guy in my joke was going to searching for his roomate's hidden weed. [Ding] you've unlocked a badge: PREËMPTIVE JOKE THIEF (Tell 10 jokes before someone nearby tells a similar one) |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:28 |
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alnilam posted:[Ding] you've unlocked a badge: PREËMPTIVE JOKE THIEF (Tell 10 jokes before someone nearby tells a similar one) Be sure to equip that Badge asap, it's +10 Charisma! |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 20:07 |
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went camping this last week. got hella exp scavenging. 10 points here, 36 there, 169 crit. it was like boom boom boom. p sure I could make it in the Detroit scavenger badlands. it might be a little high and I’d need a chaperone, but I could prob hang now. |
# ? Mar 22, 2018 20:27 |
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tried making a tiny star which would grant me limited invincibility, invented cold fusion instead.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 20:29 |
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Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 12:26 |
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cda posted:
Lmao |
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cda posted:
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 01:18 |
lol again
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 01:35 |
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spectres of autism posted:lol again
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 07:01 |
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Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? Me: How appropriate! You fight like a cow! Minister: What? Bride: (whispers) Stop saying weird stuff! What's wrong with you? (I sigh heavily, take out my notebook, and write "Don't bother experimenting with incorrect comebacks during the wedding scene. None of the reactions are funny.") |
# ? Mar 24, 2018 13:51 |
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google THIS posted:Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? If you had read my LifeFAQ walkthrough on the wedding chapter you'd know that you have to use rhyming comebacks, otherwise everyone will react all weird.
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 13:57 |
google THIS posted:Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? Classic |
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 16:43 |
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10 Check e-mail 20 Check Social Media A IfNot Goto 30 30 Check Social Media B IfNot Goto 40 40 Check Social Media C IfNot Goto 50 50 Check News 60 Check Texts IfText Goto 70 70 Peek,Text Next80 80 GoTo 10 |
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Splatmaster posted:10 Check e-mail
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