Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Y’all should definitely join the fun group ultra specific targeted ads for ultra specific lads

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Volcott posted:

What's the deal with Chiba prefecture?
......../
:jerry:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

theflyingexecutive posted:

Y’all should definitely join the fun group ultra specific targeted ads for ultra specific lads

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

:perfect:

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

this shirt is bullshit, vaporwave didnt die until 2016

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Mandy: So you're astrologers, are you? Well what is he then?
Wise man: Mmmm?
Mandy: What star sign is he?
Wise man: Well, Capricorn.
Mandy: Ehh, Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
Wise men: He is the son of God, our Messiah. King of the Jews.
Mandy: And that's Capricorn, is it?
Wise man: No, no, no. That's just him.
Mandy: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.'

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



https://www.facebook.com/actdottv/videos/770297793160789/

I don't know if blaming Russia for people who disagree with you online is any different from the current discourse.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TheMostFrench posted:

https://www.facebook.com/actdottv/videos/770297793160789/

I don't know if blaming Russia for people who disagree with you online is any different from the current discourse.

russia wants us to distrust things every reasonable american already distrusts

fight russian trolls by pretending everything is fine

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Seems legit...




gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

monkeytennis posted:

Seems legit...






seriously what the gently caress is going on there

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

gobbagool posted:

seriously what the gently caress is going on there

Looks like a baked sweet potato covered in some sort of brown sugar glaze that has been stuffed with corn?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Pvt.Scott posted:

Looks like a baked sweet potato covered in some sort of brown sugar glaze that has been stuffed with corn?

That doesn't explain the huge bulbous piece of "corn" in the top right, or the fact that it's sitting on a cloth without a plate, or the fact that the person eating it decided to open it up with a razor.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Arrhythmia posted:

That doesn't explain the huge bulbous piece of "corn" in the top right, or the fact that it's sitting on a cloth without a plate, or the fact that the person eating it decided to open it up with a razor.

Haha. It may be an actual kidney full of stones, I was just trying to figure out what it looked like.

Stones are just calcium or uric acid, etc that builds up in layers, kinda like a Gobstopper. Some look more like pea gravel or jagged spike balls tho.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pvt.Scott posted:

Haha. It may be an actual kidney full of stones, I was just trying to figure out what it looked like.

Stones are just calcium or uric acid, etc that builds up in layers, kinda like a Gobstopper. Some look more like pea gravel or jagged spike balls tho.

Could be real I dunno

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Pvt.Scott posted:

Haha. It may be an actual kidney full of stones, I was just trying to figure out what it looked like.

Stones are just calcium or uric acid, etc that builds up in layers, kinda like a Gobstopper. Some look more like pea gravel or jagged spike balls tho.

Yeah, my first guess would be "eggs or fruit or something photoshopped into a kidney".

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

monkeytennis posted:

Seems legit...






I've been seeing these kind of 'scared straight' style posts get shared around, usually targeting coke or something random like Lucky Charms.

Also lol that he tagged 4 people in this picture so it spread to their feeds. I would block him immediately

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
I realize that it’s a weird ant-Coke thing, but a homie of mine was just in the hospital for gallstones and kidney stones, and from the sound of it, his poo poo was packed like that. They took his gallbladder and now he can’t eat anything with much fat in it. Not enough bile.

Why couldn’t it have been his appendix? Nobody uses that poo poo. As a positive, he’s rapidly losing weight on his rice, oatmeal and granola diet.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Easy way to get them is have no oil in your diet

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Kharnifex posted:

Easy way to get them is have no oil in your diet

Whew, I'm safe!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pvt.Scott posted:

I realize that it’s a weird ant-Coke thing, but a homie of mine was just in the hospital for gallstones and kidney stones, and from the sound of it, his poo poo was packed like that. They took his gallbladder and now he can’t eat anything with much fat in it. Not enough bile.

Why couldn’t it have been his appendix? Nobody uses that poo poo. As a positive, he’s rapidly losing weight on his rice, oatmeal and granola diet.

Gall bladder removal is common among fatties

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Kharnifex posted:

Easy way to get them is have no oil in your diet

Like olive oil? Motor oil?

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Pvt.Scott posted:

Like olive oil? Motor oil?

The fact you have to ask means you probably have em :smuggo:

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Where do essential oils fit into this because I have it on good authority that they are essential.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Essential to not eat. You done hosed up.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Pvt.Scott posted:

Like olive oil? Motor oil?

Motor oil may have other unexpected side affects

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I don't know what to say
I don't know what to think
All I wanna do is YANK MY DINK

Bababooooey

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pork is haram

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

what.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

:biotruths:

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




What the hell does he think a cow is, then? Some kind of horse dog sloth?

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
What would taste better, a muskrat, a bobcat, or a hyena? Do they only taste good when properly crossbred or have I been missing out on hyena bacon my whole life?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!



I bet his obituary had a shitload of likes and shares though!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Truth. :eyepop:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Cursed.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

There. Are. Four. Nurses!

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Why is the morgue using a hospital bed??

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Risky
May 18, 2003

Arrhythmia posted:

Why is the morgue using a hospital bed??

and why keep a dead man in semi-fowlers

  • Locked thread