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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Depends on how many there are.

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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
A Spider Horse is just a genericized Sleipnir.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Maybe it's a horse size spider with fewer legs tho.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

A spider horse is actually a thing with stats in the monster manual already.

http://www.lomion.de/cmm/horsspid.php

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

RFC2324 posted:

A spider horse is actually a thing with stats in the monster manual already.

http://www.lomion.de/cmm/horsspid.php

That one is Brain Spider Horse though

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Zanzibar Ham posted:

A Spider Horse is just a genericized Sleipnir.
Well duh you think Sleipnir's just grow on Yggdrasils? That's what makes it special.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/IrregularDave/status/977251706349158401

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Zanzibar Ham posted:

A Desert Beeple sounds dangerously cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU&t=14s

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

All good jokes are eventually recycled by dropping the credit for who said it and maybe even adding hype men.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Stryder posted:

All good jokes are eventually recycled by dropping the credit for who said it and maybe even adding hype men.

THIS POST IS FIRE AND I AM HERE FOR IT

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Kick Spirits are actually most commonly used to propel naval vessels.

Fear of Kicks Spirits is why some dude never throw their old sneakers away.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Fear of Kicks Spirits is why some dude never throw their old sneakers away.

Yeah, if their soles aren't at rest you're in trouble.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://i.imgur.com/4u24RdI.mp4

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/SarahCAndersen/status/975897042986782720

https://twitter.com/FelixTandem/status/976855475525505026

https://twitter.com/josefbone/status/976768705576230912

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Mr Grammer we have those liver results back. We need to start talking about palliative care

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Zil posted:

I'm Chromatic Wolf
You'll wanna get on this kickstarter then: https://www.wakefulhoodie.com

Hirayuki posted:

Am translator, can confirm.

eta: Ooh, poo poo, you guys, I found the annotated picture I was looking for earlier!



:allears:

See also:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://twitter.com/LiaLiederlich/status/976903633118879744

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


My buddy occasionally takes commission when he has free time. Now I have a painting of my girlfriends dog in a fancy Admiral hat.

Ironhead has a new favorite as of 00:08 on Mar 24, 2018

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Ironhead posted:

My buddy occasionally takes commission when he has free time. Now I have a painting of my girlfriends dog in a fancy Admiral hat.


Cute rabbit

Sharkwizard
Jun 26, 2015

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


EDIT: Oh fine, content. This is kind of funny but mostly sad.

Ariong has a new favorite as of 01:24 on Mar 24, 2018

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


No clown shoes? Who does this dude think he is?

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

I read that in Frank reynold's voice.

"Chahlie my Bawuls are stickin' to my leg!"

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ariong posted:

EDIT: Oh fine, content. This is kind of funny but mostly sad.



Sounds like we still got a century to go. We'll be fine.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Ariong posted:

EDIT: Oh fine, content. This is kind of funny but mostly sad.



https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/967080904022740992

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

they're still at a loss to explain...

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Sometimes it's harder on the Druids.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Good lord, that has to be one of the worst excuses for a beach I've ever seen in my life.

Is it British or Russian?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Hey uh... speaking of holy poo poo moments... I understand you've moved to oz. Are you in Melbourne, because there's a dude playing guitar in the flat across the driveway right now and his voice is a goddam clone for yours. I mean it's not somewhat like it. It's loving identical.
Postcode is 3194.... It's 1:30pm local.

Tell me it's not you.... no better, tell me it is !!

Edit: Content.



Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 03:37 on Mar 24, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gorilla Salad posted:

Good lord, that has to be one of the worst excuses for a beach I've ever seen in my life.

Is it British or Russian?

Those beaches exist interstitially along the entire European coast & I've seen them in America too so basically wow get out more

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Krankenstyle posted:

so basically wow get out more

To not poo poo beaches though.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

It sure is.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Krankenstyle posted:

Those beaches exist interstitially along the entire European coast & I've seen them in America too so basically wow get out more

Why would anyone ever choose to go to somewhere with such poo poo beaches?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Why would anyone ever choose to go to somewhere with such poo poo beaches?

To fish? Dump a body?

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I remember fondly making gravel castles on the beach as a kid. You knew it was summer when you got to stay inside for a week because your feet where an infected mess because of rock splinters.

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