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   Congrats to Miss Gibson! Our first female champion! Way to smash that glass ceiling, babe! Wait...who was the spy. It was INSPECTOR GADGET, of course! Who else could it have been? You got it right on the first try! I mean come on, you believed me when I said it wasn't him? I was just messin' wit'chu, pal! I wish there was some way I could bathe you in Chlorine gas and actually make it hurt you.
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TIME: PRESENT DAY. LOCATION: RESISTANCE HQ.  Hey y'all! I just got off the fancy talkin' machine with Brain! He says they found that family and they agreed to put that message with all the weird numbers 'n figuring 'n words I don't understand into their family crest! That's great! All we can do is hope now...(PWOOSH! a PORTAL OPENS! and out emerges...)  Where...where am I? Hurray! It must have worked! Welcome! Welcome to the resistance! Hello Beverly! So glad you got my message. The...meat skull? You're behind this? Indeed! I knew your ancestors were around, and knew that if I sent them a prophecy referring to a talking meat skull, a machine man being thrown in the sun, and a slippery cheeseburger it would get to you and then you'd follow the directions that would end up with you here. Did you send the bearded tool man to the specified coordinates and brief him about his mission? I did...I have so many questions though! Firstly, why me? Why not Riker, or Picard? Um...sorry to interrupt, but...talking meat skull guy? What happened to that weird accent you had earlier? Phew! So glad to drop THAT weird facade. Sorry for the subterfuge folks, but I had to hide in the most unassuming of forms to keep him from suspecting. Q? I thought you were running that infernal "game." All a ruse, my dear! There's so much I have to tell you...but I'll answer your original question first. I chose you for the same reason I chose the form of a talking meat skull for myself. You're like the must unassuming member of the Enterprise, nobody pays any attention to you and the only time you got an episode all about you it was about how your Scottish grandmother left you a haunted space candle and then you had sex with it. So who would suspect you? Not him! He never once suspected you were working against him...or for me. I did have so much fun keeping him distracted though! Excuse me, but you owe us an explanation too! Who is him? Tim Qurry? Yep! And all I can say now is that the pawns are in motion and the game has truely begun...TIME: Oct 18, 2017. PLACE: UNKNOWN (PWOOSH! a PORTAL OPENS! and out emerges...)  Wha...where am? The outskirts of a forest of some kind...at least I'm out of the games.  Aw...man...TO BE CONTINUED IN SEASON 21 Things sure are heatin' up! I'll be running another season since I have way too many story threads to resolve before handing it over to anyone else! So send in them tributes! Polly Toodle fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Mar 24, 2018 |
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Mar 24, 2018 07:46
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I choose to believe Debbie murdered the Leper without even looking at him. Now then, here’s my next batch of soon-to-be-dead guys: Franz Kafka  Franz Ferdinand  Kefka Palazzo 
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Mar 24, 2018 08:04
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Alright I'll go ahead and submit these guys. Subway Tomato  Skateboarding Cop  High school Goths 
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Mar 24, 2018 12:13
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I nominate... Motu  Patlu  Todd Bridges 
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Mar 24, 2018 14:23
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Knew it was Crusher the second you said Scottish. That sex candle episode, seriously what the gently caress.  Anyway, tributes: #1: Popuko  #2: Pipimi  #3: Swole Winnie the Pooh 
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Mar 24, 2018 16:32
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I hereby nominate Broly!  James Brown!  and Steak! 
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Mar 24, 2018 16:42
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Now that the originals have died, I guess we'll have to use their backup copies... Shinzon  Thomas Riker  B-4 
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Mar 24, 2018 17:45
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I love the ever-expanding lore of these games. This is some serious poo poo.  Also, I've got two victorious tributes under my belt! Whoo! On to the next round: Booster Gold  Max Walker  Darien Lambert 
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Mar 24, 2018 19:20
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It's time to get to the bottom of this mystery, so we need some more people who can help the resistance! I nominate: Inspector Clouseau  John McClane  and Geralt of Rivia 
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Mar 24, 2018 19:41
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Great space adventure. My tributes...  My Neighbour Totoro  Tom Servo  Local man with beard of bees
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Mar 24, 2018 20:29
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 Jake Featherston  Clarence Potter
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Mar 24, 2018 20:41
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I love the Tim Qurry saga. Let's kill Tiffany  Trance Gemini from the awful show Andromeda:  and Princess Aura from Flash Gordon: 
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Mar 24, 2018 20:55
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Awesome tributes so far! How about a trio of time traveling doctors to help sort this mess out? Dr. Sam Beckett  Doc Brown  The Doctor  I don't currently have a plan to fill up the slots, so let's aim for 48! Games will probably start up again next Tuesday or Wednesday... Supersonic Shine posted:I choose to believe Debbie murdered the Leper without even looking at him. Polly Toodle fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Mar 24, 2018 |
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Mar 24, 2018 21:42
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Some tributes: Zap Brannigan  Edward R. Murrow 
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Mar 24, 2018 21:48
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Miles McCloud posted:I mistakenly put the leper down as a woman, but I like this. This is now canon. I usually make anything without an immediately discernible gender female just to balance out the high volume of males. I do slip up sometimes and mislabel males. It's not a big deal either way I guess. 
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Mar 24, 2018 21:56
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A true hero Sergeant Chowdown  A true villain The Caretaker  A true genius Bizarro Quinn 
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We have about 40 if my count is right. If you're lurking the thread just go ahead and throw some in!
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Yep, I'll pad it if I have to but there's still room for more! Games will resume late Wednesday night PST.
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Mar 27, 2018 23:28
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I want to enter: A KFC Double Down 6 Inch Meatball Sub Sad Hotdogs If someone gets pics for me it will be appreciated
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Mar 27, 2018 23:42
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Gridlocked posted:I want to enter: Trying to recreate the slippery burger magic, I see. Double Down  Meatball Sub  Sad Hotdog 
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Mar 27, 2018 23:52
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I was expecting Doobie Dogs for the last one but lol at that sad hotdog. Also Doobie In A Hotdog Costume
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Mar 27, 2018 23:59
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Captain Mitchell Black Cougar  Superfly Johnson 
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Throwing in a +1 to cover if we don't get a couple more: Frieza 
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Hello and Welcome to Season 21! LOL WE'VE DONE SO MANY OF THESE! Oh god do I have to do this... i'm bear. Are there any spies this time? Actually, nope! Brain scans complete, there are no spies!  I KNEW IT! THERE'S PROBABLY TONS OF SPIES HERE! I DON'T TRUST YOU! LOL you're so triggered. HEY! HEY!! WHY IS METTA WORLD PEACE HERE!?? Ah, yeah, the continuum was a little upset about the whole killing him in his prime for no reason other than your insane paranoia, so...he's got a second chance. Also, if you murder him again the rest of us will *not* be happy... DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I should have just laid down in the chlorine with Wesley... debbie please snuggle come here debbie debbie please debbie ... debbie please 
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TIME: Oct 18, 2017. PLACE: SEASON FIVE OF THE HUNGER GAMES (Al Borland is hiding in some bushes as he watches the tributes gather around the Cornucopia) Ok...so I've got to save somebody here...but who, and how? The doc didn't have much information for me...only that I'd know what to do when the time came. Hey, who's that?(a man appears in front of him from a white doorway...he is mumbling to himself as he walks out, and phases right through tree)  Goddamn it Ziggy, you've lost track of Sam! He leaped and the next thing you know, he's just gone! And why is our time circuitry locked to this time, and this place? Hey, ghost dude! What!? You can see me? Impossible! You're wearing a bad suit and talking to a toy calculator. Amazing! Only Dr. Sam Beckett, animals, and the simple minded can see me! I'll ignore that comment for now. I'm Al. Maybe you can help me figure out what's going on? No kidding? I'm Al too, and maybe I can!(that's it for today folks...too much going on over here to get into the real meat of the games today. but, the whole season is simulated, saved, and ready to go! we'll start in earnest tomorrow night.) Polly Toodle fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Mar 29, 2018 |
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Sergeant Chowdown's placement is a nice touch, but he's probably going to end up killing everyone in his Department.
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Don't you that hotdog sandwiches are bad for you? A hotdog is not a sandwich!
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I just know there's a spy...I'll find them and kill them! The Continuum has banned you from any further extrajudicial killings, remember? The Continuum has made their decision...now let them enforce it! Did you just quote Andrew Jackson? What does the guy on the $20 bill have to do with this? I should have him on next season... So you're seriously just gonna ignore the wishes of the continuum? LOOKS LIKE IT!(apologies for the formatting errors)       I feel so much better now that the sad hot dog, the goofy detective, that guy from that video game, and the weird guy with the dog head are dead. Clearly, they were the most suspicious. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were making your decisions completely randomly Actually I just really hate guys named Inspector...and the others, well, an example has been made! please don't kill hot dog man
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KFC Doubledown, don’t! What’ll happen once he finishes that hotdog and still wants to chow down?!
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THERE IS STILL A SPY AMONG THEM! I MUST HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL, CONTROL! Excuse me, relatively sane Q, can I please be excused? I really don't want to be here. Sorry Ms. Gibson, but you have to see this out. If you left now I think Timmy here would probably get suspicious and turn your blood into Coca Cola or something... debbie no please don't leave no debbie don't Try to comment on the games. It isn't that hard.Ok, fine. Boy, there sure are a lot of sandwiches running around, and also a steak. Isn't that funnyhee hee hee debbie i love you      Really, the sandwich you sent the sandwich into the core of the sun. Why. I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU.
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 Completely in-character. Probably. All it needs is that stupid hooting laugh.
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TIME: PRESENT DAY. LOCATION: RESISTANCE HQ. Gentlemen, we have to move up our time tables. Tim Qurry is becoming more erratic and unpredictable...I think we should enlist the help of the third party I spoke of earlier. We're happy to help. I'll see if we can get in touch with him. Hopefully he'll be willing to assist. I suspect that he will...I know he'll relish the chance for revenge. Ok, Mr. Almighty Omnipotent being...why do you need our help? I'm not sure I trust you. Ok, fine. I'll come clean. Tim Qurry and myself are both Q, members of a group of nearly omnipotent beings. But, Timmy has gone rogue. Ever since the incident in season 5, he's been a loose cannon. The rest of the continuum doesn't know how to handle him... You're saying they won't stop him?They've adopted a neutral stance. But really, they're afraid of him. I'm not even supposed to be here. That's why I'm having to work with mortals like you guys, I'm hiding both from Tim, and the rest of the continuum. I've got Tim all spun up and focused elsewhere, but if I start using my powers to effect things directly, it'll shoot up all kinds of flares in the continuum and you can kiss my sweet booty goodbye. What exactly did Tim Qurry do? You're the leader of this group, right? Come with me, I'll show you...TO BE CONTINUED
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Miles McCloud posted:
gently caress you Tim bring him back!
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