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ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


A Big Dark Yak posted:

It's the movie that made us ask "Why does this kids' movie look vaguely like softcore gay porn?" And then we learned about the bizarre oeuvre of Mr. David DeCoteau.

/* consults wikipedia */ Wait, he IS the one who filmed that Absolution thingie. Ha ha.



snipe edit: Looks like Blu-rays of Space Mutiny could be in the next round of stretch goals.

Erik Peterson posted:

I think we'd originally intended the Blu-ray stretch goal to happen in this second batch of rewards, but I think we shuffled them around. In any case, it's definitely on the table, and we'll have more information on it soon. Sorry for all the confusion and back-and-forth!

ringu0 fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Mar 13, 2018

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CapnBry
Jul 15, 2002

I got this goin'
Grimey Drawer

A Big Dark Yak posted:

A friend and I split a bottle of brandy to try to get through this movie, and it was so impossibly bad, still. The riff for it could be amazing or terrifying.
It was available on Amazon Prime or something a few years back and I watched it and it is hilarious how bad it is, but like 65% of the movie is establishing shots of the two possible locations the film takes place in so they're going to have to bring their A game to fill in the long boring shots of nothing happening.

I also bought "A Talking Pony!?!" on DVD because I never saw it come across on Prime and I wanted to riff it with my pony-loving friend. I was sad because after it went through post-production it got renamed to "A Pony Tale" (to distance itself the cat picture?) which is not nearly as fun a name. Spoiler alert though, it is still about a talking horse. The rules aren't as complicated as the talking cat rules though so I recommend it to anyone who is confused by the "A Talking Cat!?!" canon but still loves establishing shots.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Oh god, I still remember the last Kickstarter thread had people complaining that they weren't going to chip in because they hated the live riffs. And there were even more things being given away for that one at the $1 level.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.
I dunno if I actually posted it in here, but any reason they done a riff of Gymkata? I mean, years and years of referencing it, you'd think that'd be a great addition.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What the gently caress is this movie? And I was going to ask how the gently caress they got Eric Roberts but I found the answer:


He probably took a smoke break from the afternoon shift at the Sizzler in Van Nuys and was back in time for the dinner rush.

EDIT: Eric Roberts' Twitter feed is quite a thing to experience.

I can't mock Roberts for doing these films once I found out in an interview that he does them so he can turn the money over to charities.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

Davros1 posted:

I can't mock Roberts for doing these films once I found out in an interview that he does them so he can turn the money over to charities.

Oh jesus, it's literally money for homeless orphans and puppies.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Ever notice how Mike pronounces "sequel"? It comes out as "see-kwell".

It's just odd.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Watching Backlash - loved Kevin's "gently caress YOU" to George Takei.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
6,500 backers: Kevin will cosplay as Captain Santa Claus for the Space Mutiny show
7,250 backers: Ready Player One riff
10,000 backers: It’s a Wonderful Life riff

HypnoCabbage
Oct 26, 2007
Cheap as hell since 1971.

ringu0 posted:

snipe edit: Looks like Blu-rays of Space Mutiny could be in the next round of stretch goals.

On that note, the new stretch goals are posted:

6500 backers: Kevin does the Space Mutiny live show in Cameron Mitchell's costume from the movie

7250 backers: Ready Player One MP3 riff, free to $50 and above backers

8000 backers: Space Mutiny Live Show Blu-ray, free to $100 and above backers

9000 backers: Solo: A Star Wars Story MP3 riff, free to all backers

9500 backers: All backers get Ready Player One riff free

10,000 backers: It's A Wonderful Life MP3 riff, free to all backers

e: partially beaten

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007

So the $50+ backers get nothing at the 9500 level? Weird choice.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


A Talking Cat?!? achieved!!

Also there's a new all-digital reward tier for $74.

HypnoCabbage
Oct 26, 2007
Cheap as hell since 1971.
3 days left, and not only is Kevin fated to wear a silver mumu, but there's going to be a Star Wars : The Last Jedi riff.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I backed the kickstarter at 5bux because of the rule of meaningful donation, but how do I get the riffs mentioned in the 1bux entry?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


MisterBibs posted:

I backed the kickstarter at 5bux because of the rule of meaningful donation, but how do I get the riffs mentioned in the 1bux entry?

Some time after the end of the Kickstarter they'll email you a link that will unlock the shorts on your Rifftrax account.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


A new shorts DVD is unlocked

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Under two minutes in and Godsheep is already a personal favorite.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

RandomPauI posted:

Under two minutes in and Godsheep is already a personal favorite.

I just watched it, and I haven't the slightest clue what the movie was about.

HypnoCabbage
Oct 26, 2007
Cheap as hell since 1971.
There's about one hour left in the Kickstarter and it's agonizingly close to $500k (which means nothing since the money stretch goals are all unlocked) and about 200 backers short of everybody getting the Ready Player One riff free. It's going to be tight.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/rifftrax-live-2018-space-mutiny-and-krull?ref=1dpt4z

4 minutes to go and still 75 backers away from everyone getting the RP1 riff

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Looks like we got to pay for that riff now. :smith:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Paper Kaiju posted:

I just watched it, and I haven't the slightest clue what the movie was about.

That "monster" was Creeping Terror-level bad.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I just watched the star games riff and holy poo poo I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did at Happy’s first appearance. loving amazing.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Watched the RiffTrax intro for the umpteenth time, but this time discovered a couple blink-and-miss frames:

A secret file with a secret 2D barcode:


A few frames later there is a chest covered in what I assume to be the names of RiffTrax staffers:


Sorry if it's a well known fact. I imagine these frames were there forever, it's just that this is the first time I noticed them.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

ringu0 posted:

Watched the RiffTrax intro for the umpteenth time, but this time discovered a couple blink-and-miss frames:

[spoiler]A secret file with a secret 2D barcode:


Does that go anywhere?

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Mister Kingdom posted:

Does that go anywhere?

https://www.rifftrax.com/secretfile

judging by what's on there now and what's on the wayback machine, it never had anything on it.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
Does anyone know if the new Spring Collection is all new riffs?

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Mr. Fowl posted:

Does anyone know if the new Spring Collection is all new riffs?

Seems to be.

CapnBry
Jul 15, 2002

I got this goin'
Grimey Drawer

Paper Kaiju posted:

I just watched it, and I haven't the slightest clue what the movie was about.
For like the first 45 minutes of Godsheep I thought "well this sure is a collection of scenes!" and then the movie slams 80% of them together and you realize they're all related because they're taking place in the same town. Get it!?

But at the point where a dog was faking his own funeral service I was doing the comical drunk-looking-at-his-bottle bit trying to figure out if I had gone mental.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
I know that the woman in the second short of The Spring Collection is credited as Michele Burke, but I am convinced she's Mae Questel under an assumed name. She sounds too much like Olive Oyl/Betty Boop.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I should have known I wouldn't like the second short. The actresses voice reminds me too much of someone else's voice and, well, there's a lot of baggage.

A Big Dark Yak
Dec 28, 2007
It's only the end of the world.

So, I just watched Fun In Balloonland. And I have one question.

What?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

A Big Dark Yak posted:

So, I just watched Fun In Balloonland. And I have one question.

What?

Yay yay!

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
It's a cat!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Yay yay?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Are we winning? :ohdear:

A Big Dark Yak
Dec 28, 2007
It's only the end of the world.

Phooey!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Are we winning? :ohdear:

There are no winners here in Balloon Land
Cow jumping over the moon land

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.
I've already demanded a Marryin' Turkey at my wedding.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Sometimes I feel like the only person who watched fun in baloon land who has read Owl and the Pussycat.

At least the versions in the parade are way less racist than the illustrated version i grew up with

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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




A while back Conor did one of those "AMA" things on reddit, and he said that Light Blast in in their queue of movies to riff!

I'm so excited about this one!

The whole movie is up on YouTube, but here's the trailer for it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM2Q3IOoOOg

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