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aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Some religious anarchists, who combine neopagan religiosity and anarchist ideas, use a modified version: "Many Gods, No masters".

that isn't so much a modified version as it is a completely different concept expressed in similar words

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George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

CommunistPancake posted:

that isn't so much a modified version as it is a completely different concept expressed in similar words

yeah agreed its pretty worthless

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

the dragon ball movies all have incredible names

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



- look! up in the sky!
- is it a close fight?
- kinda?
- is it a violent fight?
- well sure...
- is it a super fierce fight?
- yes!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
and if you call within the next ten minutes, you can get three great super saiyans for just two easy payments of $19.95!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord
ain't no rest for the super warriors

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



jesus on the cross but its an F-shape and it looks like he's dabbing sorta? and then later he gets resurrected etc

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



http://path.to/ultimatepower

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

it's... still there...

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

the english release movie titles dropped the ball so loving hard

like how do you take Super Warrior Defeat!! I'll Be the Winner and rename it Bio-Broly

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Black Flag's change in musical style and appearance alienated many of their original fans, who focused their displeasure on Rollins by punching him in the mouth, stabbing him with pens, or scratching him with their nails, among other methods.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Just everything on this obviously self-authored wikipedia page

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Roncz

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Sagebrush posted:

Just everything on this obviously self-authored wikipedia page

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Roncz

are you slandering the name of an independent spiritualist? surely not

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Sagebrush posted:

Just everything on this obviously self-authored wikipedia page

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Roncz
i see one part that wasn't self-authored. just couldn't help yourself, huh?

oh wait i'm looking at the history and actual wikipedians have made like ten completely serious edits, this is beautiful

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

not a single citation, youd think wikipedians wouldnt stand for it

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Program [edit]

On 24 November 2017, the website of the Liberal Democratic Party published Zhirinovsky's program, which is called "100 Steps: It's Time to Make a Powerful Leap Forward!"[11]

The first laws which Zhirinovsky would pass if he were to be elected:
  • Formation of the Government
  • Issuing passports to all Russians (ethnic Russians, including Russians abroad, and not the population of Russia in general)
  • Law on the protection of the Russian language
  • Amnesty and humanization of the Criminal Code of Russia
Program:
  • To build a country without Communism, Nazism, Racism and Authoritarianism.
  • No one is unemployed, homeless, or hungry.
  • Russia, its nature and democracy are for everyone: for Russians and other peoples of the country.
  • Rapid development of the road network, trains that travel at 400 km/h.
  • Agricultural development. Food should be healthy.
  • To continue to strengthen the army and security agencies
  • To deliver a powerful blow to crime. To create military courts.
  • To make sure that people from the south cannot commit crimes in central Russia.
  • To cancel the moratorium on the death penalty.
  • Special attention to fight against corruption. Officials to be dismissed and have their property confiscated for taking bribes. Business people to compensate for what they steal three times over.
  • A particular challenge is the prevention of juvenile delinquency.
  • The act of reconciliation of Tsarist, Soviet and modern Russia.
  • To recognize any revolution as evil.
  • To remove the President's residence from the Kremlin.
  • The return of Imperial symbolism: black, yellow, and white flag, the anthem "God Save the Tsar!", to install eagles instead of stars on the Kremlin towers, to paint the Kremlin white.
  • To move the cemetery from the Kremlin wall to Mytishchi.
  • Admit the mistakes of the Soviet leadership: to publish the archives, to condemn "Perestroika".
  • One-party rule destroyed tsarist and later Soviet power.
  • To create a State Commission to investigate the looting of the country after 1991.
  • To revert to the old names of cities. In Moscow street by the name of Ivan the Terrible and Nikolai Yudenich.
  • Do not allow more than 10% of the negative information broadcast.
  • To abolish the 282nd article of the criminal code.
  • The preamble to the Constitution should begin with the words: "We, the Russians and other peoples of Russia...".
  • To create an Institute of the Russian Holocaust of the twentieth century.
  • To return to the Cossacks of the rank of the sovereign people, to give ground, and brought to the protection.
  • The country should be divided into 30-40 governorates on a geographical basis.
  • To abolish the Federation Council.
  • To reduce the number of members of the State Duma up to 200 people.
  • To replace the entire judiciary.
  • To conduct free and fair elections.
  • To develop local government.
  • In the Middle East to bring the case to the end. To deploy foreign policy to the South. The Alliance with Iran, Turkey, Iraq, Syria. This is 400 million people, technology, resources, army.
  • To import substitution, to sell abroad not raw materials, and product production.
  • To limit the number of migrants in Russia.
  • To forbid banks to give a loan secured by housing. People lose their apartments and houses.
  • Prohibit deals with housing for people living alone.
  • To abolish the system of shared construction. The government builds and sells housing.
  • To eliminate the mortgage. Only housing cooperatives and social housing.
  • Prohibit collection activities.
  • For the brazen antics on the road to confiscate the car and send 300 km.
  • To remove all restrictions on travel abroad because of debts.
  • To carry out political and criminal Amnesty. To humanize the criminal code.
  • To declare war on harmful additives in the products. To ban the import of GMOs and return GOST.
  • In Russia there is the problem of obesity. It's time to restrict advertising of junk food.
  • There is an underground vodka! To create the state stores, which will be sold cheap but high-quality vodka. The other manufacturers prices.
  • To ban the sect, trainings, centers, whose activities harm the citizens.
  • To bring back mass sport, starting with chess and football.
  • To develop Russian tourism.
  • Return completely free health care.
  • Paying women for the rejection of abortion a child is raised by the state. Every year in Russia 1.5 million abortions is 57% of all pregnancies.
  • Demographics: to Create a profile Ministry and free to treat infertility.
  • To prevent deforestation around cities.
  • To promote the cult of the family in society.
  • To pay 20 thousand rubles. per month to the adoptive parents.
  • To stimulate the birth rate in those regions where mortality is higher.
  • To adopt a law on the protection of the Russian language. To remove all the signs in foreign languages.
  • To learn the local languages only on request.
  • To guarantee access to free education.
  • To cancel the Unified State Exam. Take in the Universities without examinations and recover 5-year study.
  • To adopt a law on vocational guidance, teaching only in-demand professions.
  • To assess the quality of graduates.
  • To increase scholarships to students and postgraduates. All students – free museums.
  • Youth everywhere to give way.
  • To reduce the reporting teachers.
  • To encourage men to come in pedagogy.
  • Bet on Russian and foreign scientists in the Russian Academy of Sciences, the universities and science cities.
  • To build enough hostels to non-resident youth can learn.
  • Minimum wage not less than 20 thousand rubles.
  • To write off pensioners and people with incomes below the subsistence minimum rent arrears, electricity and gas.
  • The pension should be funded and personal pension account – is inviolable.
  • First connect to gas all citizens of Russia and then to neighbouring countries.
  • To increase the allowance to single mothers and reduce utility bills.
  • To achieve the simplification of obtaining visas to Europe and the lifting of all sanctions.
  • To make life easier for disabled people: affordable housing, ramps, to release from payment of utilities.
  • To reduce the interest rate to 5%.
  • To fight the fragmentation of citizens and to promote the unification of people with the same interests. Without it, not to conquer alcoholism, drugs, divorce, domestic murder.
  • Budget expenditures per capita should be equal for all regions of the country.
  • To revise the results of privatization, but without violence and persecution, by persuasion.
  • To restore ruined in the 1990s the industry.
  • Instead of trading crude oil – to develop its chemical industry.
  • To undertake a mass free distribution of citizens of shares of state companies.
  • To denominate ruble. Remove two zeros and the US dollar will cost 60 kopeks.
  • To conduct a full economic Amnesty, to guarantee the secrecy of deposits in at least one state Bank and to return to Russia illegally exported capital.
  • Key positions in the economy must be a professional with a good education.
  • To impose a tax on windfall.
  • To bring Russia's international reserves from us securities.
  • Companies operating in Russia, must have accounts in Russian banks.
  • Nationalize bargain. network. To release the shelves for domestic producers.
  • To write off at least 50% of the debts of agricultural enterprises and farmers.
  • Massive low-rise construction – the locomotive of the economy and the basis of the middle class.
  • In Russia and the economy, and democracy is always "down" from the top. All decided by the officials – hence the backwardness. People are not allowed to decide anything for himself.
  • To motivate the wealthy to return the money to Russia, only here they will be safe, but overseas there is a threat of sanctions, freezing and seizure.
  • To ban inspections of businesses, except food and medicine. Not prevent people to work.
  • Small business in the field of science and industry – tax exemption.
  • Dramatically reduce the cost of rental space for small businesses. Connect to electric, water and gas supply by state.
  • To reduce for entrepreneurs compulsory contributions.
  • To set up a national data Bank on employment
  • Ural is people character, the industrial heart of Russia.
  • Siberia is the richest region, the pearl of Russia.
  • Special attention should be given to Siberia and the Far East: to introduce tax-free economy, bonuses, preferential housing, to build roads.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
isn't that the party that wants to nuke ukraine

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Pakled posted:

isn't that the party that wants to nuke ukraine
zhirinovsky once threatened to destroy russias enemies with "eliptonic" weapons

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
third place btw

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
The limitation on the pope's infallibility "on other matters" is frequently illustrated by Cardinal James Gibbons's recounting how the pope mistakenly called him Jibbons.[25]

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

haveblue posted:

The limitation on the pope's infallibility "on other matters" is frequently illustrated by Cardinal James Gibbons's recounting how the pope mistakenly called him Jibbons.[25]

lol he's so mad that the pope got his name wrong

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

BattleMaster posted:

lol he's so mad that the pope got his name wrong

source isn't loading but it's unclear how many times this happened

I'd be mad too if I worked closely with the pope all the time (as I imagine cardinals do) and he always got my name wrong

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

haveblue posted:

source isn't loading but it's unclear how many times this happened

I'd be mad too if I worked closely with the pope all the time (as I imagine cardinals do) and he always got my name wrong

if the pope is infallible and he gets your name wrong on the reg maybe you're the one who is wrong about your name

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


haveblue posted:

The limitation on the pope's infallibility "on other matters" is frequently illustrated by Cardinal James Gibbons's recounting how the pope mistakenly called him Jibbons.[25]

so i guess we know how the pope pronounced gif

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

haveblue posted:

The limitation on the pope's infallibility "on other matters" is frequently illustrated by Cardinal James Gibbons's recounting how the pope mistakenly called him Jibbons.[25]

godly pronunciation of GIF confirmed, excommunicate the heretics

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

duz posted:

so i guess we know how the pope pronounced gif

shut up

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
jrojjery jibbonman

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



really want the pope to say "it's pronounced jeef"

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
jod bless u

in the name of the father, the son, and the holy jhost

save me jeebusgesus

Dixie Cretin Seaman fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Mar 26, 2018

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

godly pronunciation of GIF confirmed, excommunicate the heretics

i knew this was a good pope

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
do you mean a jood pope?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
a wery jood poop indood

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord
It also inspired films featuring a black-clad hero, a sexy yet deadly heroine, and bullets ripping slowly through the air;[24]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord
The original Tron (1982) paved the way for The Matrix, and The Matrix, in turn, inspired Disney to make its own Matrix with a Tron sequel, Tron: Legacy (2010).[131]

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Improbable Lobster posted:

It also inspired films featuring a black-clad hero, a sexy yet deadly heroine, and bullets ripping slowly through the air;[24]

wow. wikipedia really dropped the ball on this one. seems like they could use a few more pop culture editors

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Improbable Lobster posted:

The original Tron (1982) paved the way for The Matrix, and The Matrix, in turn, inspired Disney to make its own Matrix with a Tron sequel, Tron: Legacy (2010).[131]

whoa

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_gum_of_the_Orientals

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

The New Orleans school desegregation crisis was a 1960 crisis over desegregation in schools located in New Orleans.

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
not worthless, paradoxically

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Mar 28, 2018

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