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Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

MarcusSA posted:

Yup it’s Monday fun day.



Aw man you're a cop??? Construction worker fantasy RUINED :mad:

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Mocking Bird posted:

Aw man you're a cop??? Construction worker fantasy RUINED :mad:

No I just play one on TV.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


I have a thing for men in uniform

:captainpop:

bookkeeper
Jul 14, 2010

it means "the kapital"



I got a haircut

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


It looks like you had several cut

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

.

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Ferrous
Feb 28, 2010
This seems like a good time to post my picture so I can pretend I'm manly.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

MarcusSA posted:

Yup it’s Monday fun day.



You're not to good at this undercover thing.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer

Mocking Bird posted:

Aw man you're a cop??? Construction worker fantasy RUINED :mad:

But man in uniform fantasy achieved!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

HaB posted:

I am so jelly of the salt and pepper look. I can't do it, and I'm practically ancient! I'm legit almost 50, and NO gray anywhere. Temples, sides, beard. And I *really* look for them.

:(

Could be worse, I'm 37, been bald since my early 20s (hereditary and I shave it), and my beard is just now starting to show flecks of gray. The jig is up, no more being told I look younger :(

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Sweet As Sin posted:

But man in uniform fantasy achieved!

👀

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

zenintrude posted:

Grey hair is overrated, enjoy your fully colored locks while you can



The 70s called, not sure if they want this hair and glasses combo back

I have no idea where you are but you absolutely look like you run this joint.

bookkeeper
Jul 14, 2010

it means "the kapital"

Potato Salad posted:

It looks like you had several cut

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

zenintrude posted:

Grey hair is overrated, enjoy your fully colored locks while you can



The 70s called, not sure if they want this hair and glasses combo back

I love the security feed cosplay in the background

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.




We stopped by the same spot where we spent our first weekend together, it was quite a bit colder, but just as sunny :)

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

MarcusSA posted:

Yup it’s Monday fun day.



FIVE-OH FIVE-OH

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

MarcusSA posted:

Yup it’s Monday fun day.



poo poo

*stuffs baggie into jacket*

I uh, hey how's it g-

*bag falls out of jacket, it was some Fritos, I broke my diet and now you found me out and I'm ashamed*

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer

Teagan posted:




We stopped by the same spot where we spent our first weekend together, it was quite a bit colder, but just as sunny :)

You're the cutest couple :3:

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

Sweet As Sin posted:

You're the cutest couple :3:

Super duper true

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?


I shaved it off.
I can't compete in this thread.

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Xun
Apr 25, 2010

What is the importance of Monday

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Arcsquad12 posted:



I shaved it off.
I can't compete in this thread.



nooooooooooooooo *pours one out for all the fallen beards*

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Undercover as bank manager 001 👀

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

MarcusSA posted:

Undercover as bank manager 001 👀



You could be Justin Theroux's brother or something.

Even as a heterosexual male, I gotta say....

:swoon:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


MarcusSA posted:

Undercover as bank manager 001 👀



Would you like to make a deposit?

:laffo:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

nooooooooooooooo *pours one out for all the fallen beards*

My roommates said I look younger. My friend said my roommates are plebs. So I don't know what to think.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

I think you look really good sans beard! And I bet also nice with just a little stubble. It's a good look!

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

MarcusSA posted:

Undercover as bank manager 001 👀



it is unfair for cops to be hot 😡

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

it is unfair for cops to be hot 😡

I really don’t want to ask why.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Arcsquad12 posted:

My roommates said I look younger. My friend said my roommates are plebs. So I don't know what to think.

you do definitely look younger without the beard; I think that's common.

Please don't think my impromptu funeral for your facial hair means you're worse off without it! I really like the way masc people look with beards, but I'm just an internet rando with a big hat.

Your inner strength and sense of purpose shows through in both pictures, and that's beautiful. :)

p.s. sometimes I am embarrassingly sincere, especially about things like the innate good in every creature (which is how come even goons who post in PYF have redeeming features).

as penance for being a soppy old lady who lost too much of her cynicism, here is a pic of Your Online Mom, Chicken:

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

MarcusSA posted:

I really don’t want to ask why.

It's easier to show a little skin to an uggo and hope to get out of that speeding ticket with a warning. If you're hot, the ladies want to be let go with a warning and your number. One of which they won't be getting.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I have a rule about not dating men who own guns so cops are automatically off the table. Hot cops therefore make me mad. Forbidden fascist fruit.

I love my not-cop boyfriend a lot though :kimchi:

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
hi everybody I guess I'm a big boy now

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Beard or no beard, you are all awesome.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

you do definitely look younger without the beard; I think that's common.

Please don't think my impromptu funeral for your facial hair means you're worse off without it! I really like the way masc people look with beards, but I'm just an internet rando with a big hat.

Your inner strength and sense of purpose shows through in both pictures, and that's beautiful. :)

p.s. sometimes I am embarrassingly sincere, especially about things like the innate good in every creature (which is how come even goons who post in PYF have redeeming features).

as penance for being a soppy old lady who lost too much of her cynicism, here is a pic of Your Online Mom, Chicken:


Wait, you work for :nsa:?!

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Wait, you work for :nsa:?!

ha! no, a yospos pal sent me a bunch of stickers of it. :nsacloud:


SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

hi everybody I guess I'm a big boy now



t...tim schafer?

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Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

I wish I could grow a beard but East Asian genetics says "here have some badly-distributed stubble instead".

PurdWerfect
Aug 29, 2000


Yesterday ended up forgetting to put the depth guard on my trimmer so I ended up taking an unintentional swath out of the mess. Now I have much less beard, but I'm sure it will be back soon.

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Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

Ibblebibble posted:

I wish I could grow a beard but East Asian genetics says "here have some badly-distributed stubble instead".

Same and I'm not even East Asian! Kinda cool only having to shave like once a week though.

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