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Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Anidav posted:

Shares Britain First posts and Socialism posts simultaneously

Sounds like a national socialist.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 23:00

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:04

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

https://www.facebook.com/ABCMediaWatch/videos/2073870142687454/

lol

also lol about the NPAQ

# ? Mar 27, 2018 23:20

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Zenithe posted:

Sounds like a national socialist.

So you're saying the nazis actually were socialists. Interesting.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 23:21

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

JBP posted:

So you're saying the nazis actually were socialists. Interesting.

Mundine postin'.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 23:52

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

Recoome posted:

https://www.facebook.com/ABCMediaWatch/videos/2073870142687454/

lol

also lol about the NPAQ

If any other union went around doing this, they would feel the full force of the ROC, FWC, ABCC if they were in construction, and possibly the federal court just for good measure.

If we lie during bargaining for instance, and it can be proven in Court, they can fine us a massive amount, AND sue us for damages, AND if you're a paid officer, take away your career.

The fact that this guy is allowed to go on tv and misrepresent the employer like that is proof it's the shammiest of sham unions propped up by the LNP and I hope Unions Australia lobby the gently caress out of the ALP to take that weaslefuck down post-election.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 00:05

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Don Dongington posted:

If any other union went around doing this, they would feel the full force of the ROC, FWC, ABCC if they were in construction, and possibly the federal court just for good measure.

If we lie during bargaining for instance, and it can be proven in Court, they can fine us a massive amount, AND sue us for damages, AND if you're a paid officer, take away your career.

The fact that this guy is allowed to go on tv and misrepresent the employer like that is proof it's the shammiest of sham unions propped up by the LNP and I hope Unions Australia lobby the gently caress out of the ALP to take that weaslefuck down post-election.

Unions publicly conflate and lie constantly. Going on TV and saying bullshit might leave you open to getting sued by the association, but you're not defaming anyone, you're just a dumb poo poo.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 00:21

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

JBP posted:

Unions publicly conflate and lie constantly. Going on TV and saying bullshit might leave you open to getting sued by the association, but you're not defaming anyone, you're just a dumb poo poo.

(Authorised by the Institute of Public Affairs)

# ? Mar 28, 2018 00:40

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Setka lies about employer conduct or rules on jobs all the time and in turn employers lie about the CFMEU's conduct. Yes the ABCC exists but there aren't any industrial rules around getting on TV and talking poo poo unless you say something that opens you to civil proceedings.

Keep believing left organisations always tell pure truth and don't spin though.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 00:55

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Like, it's easy for this guy who fears a loss of white power to demonstrate that he believes whole heartedly that this document places an onus on white nurses to behave differently around indigenous people and not doing so could cost them their jobs.

This is exactly the same as when unions, getup, whoever "create a crisis" which is organising for dummies and almost always involves lies or conflation to build anger and fear before delivering your wonderful hope story (which involves parting someone with their money and maybe getting them to do something helpful).

# ? Mar 28, 2018 00:59

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

So what you're saying is that there are bad people on both sides

It's baddies vs baddies, basically,

# ? Mar 28, 2018 01:06

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Don Dongington posted:

So what you're saying is that there are bad people on both sides

It's baddies vs baddies, basically,

I'm saying no other union would feel the full force of anything for saying this.

I'm also saying that this strategy isn't anything new or interesting.

I'm not making judgement on who is bad and good. I think it is plain to see who is bad and who is good. If I am making a judgment, I guess it's on your wild understanding of the application of industrial law and attaching morality to the blunt realities of how politically motivated individuals and organisations function.

e: put words in wrong order

JBP fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 28, 2018

# ? Mar 28, 2018 01:11

Les Affaires: Nov 15, 2004

JBP why do you continue to refuse to be the monster we all know you to be

# ? Mar 28, 2018 01:35

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I no longer concern myself with trifles like morality or ethics. My one true God is *checks notes*

# ? Mar 28, 2018 01:40

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

I no longer concern myself with trifles like morality or ethics. My one true God is *checks notes*

You can't fool us, you have far too much personality, ethic, and character to be the man impersonating the cardboard cutout of Bill Shorten's suit.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 01:44

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Their portrayal in the media is the issue. This one whack job who was anti-union until setting up his own is getting signal boosted by multiple outlets whereas if the CFEMU said "The ABCC is killing us" they'd just run another "Union thuggery" b-reel.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:05

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

It's almost like a heap of problems with our democracy can be put at the feet of the media.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:24

Ora Tzo: Feb 26, 2016; HEEEERES TONYYYY

https://twitter.com/samdastyari/status/978802801311494144

Just another detail from that article.

quote:

�WE NEED TO THROW MALCOLM A DIRTY 30�

Mr Dastyari also suggested a blowout may soon be under way in Canberra, following the Turnbull government�s 29th consecutive Newspoll loss.

The latest poll, which saw the Coalition trailing Labor 47-53 on a two-party preferred basis, brings the Prime Minister closer to the symbolically significant 30th poll which he cited as one of his reasons for toppling Tony Abbott in 2015.

�In politics now, when you lose 30 Newspolls it�s called the Dirty 30,� said Mr Dastyari. �The Prime Minister is now one poll away.

�The night Abbott lost his 30th Newspoll, and realised he was going to lose the prime ministership, they had this huge party. It was one of the most epic parties ever in Parliament.

�This was the famous party where Joe Hockey was dancing without a shirt, another minister broke a table, and Abbott was dancing shirtless and doing push-ups with members of his staff sitting on his back.�
An Italian marble table � which cost $590 when it was purchased in 1988 � was broken at Mr Abbott�s infamous �Dirty 30� party in 2015.

In case those visuals alone aren�t disturbing enough, there�s more.

�I�m also reliably told that Tony Abbott does a mean, mean Gangnam Style.�

Mr Dastyari said the Prime Minister is going to need help with a similar party, with the next Newspoll to be released in less than a fortnight.

�Malcolm�s gonna hit his dirty 30,� he said. �We�re gonna have to host his party for him. Turnbull�s not a fun guy.�

And who would replace Mr Turnbull? Mr Dastyari bets MP Kevin Andrews will lead a vote to bring back Mr Abbott.

�Kevin Andrews will end up being the stalking horse. My prediction? Kevin Andrews will either nominate himself or get ready to nominate for a challenge to bring a spill on to try and get the numbers back for Tony Abbott.�

We�ll just have to see how that plays out.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:28

hiddenmovement: Sep 29, 2011; "Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Perhaps its just me but perhaps 60 yo parliamentarians shouldnt act like o-week kids

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:36

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

hiddenmovement posted:

Perhaps its just me but perhaps 60 yo parliamentarians shouldnt act like o-week kids

So what you're saying is you want inhuman law robots that aren't allowed to have fun, but also feel deeply for the common man and share his human experiences.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:43

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

So what you're saying is you want inhuman law robots that aren't allowed to have fun, but also feel deeply for the common man and share his human experiences.

Or maybe we know what we were like at 18 and don't want that guy running the country.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:46

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

JBP posted:

So what you're saying is you want inhuman law robots that aren't allowed to have fun, but also feel deeply for the common man and share his human experiences.

I too am unable to have fun without getting joe hockey�s tits out

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:46

hiddenmovement: Sep 29, 2011; "Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

JBP posted:

So what you're saying is you want inhuman law robots that aren't allowed to have fun, but also feel deeply for the common man and share his human experiences.

You realize there are points on the spectrum between inhuman law robots and a weekend at Johnny Knoxville's house yeah?

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:47

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

hiddenmovement posted:

You realize there are points on the spectrum between inhuman law robots and a weekend at Johnny Knoxville's house yeah?

No.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:48

Ora Tzo: Feb 26, 2016; HEEEERES TONYYYY

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/978753480696389632

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:51

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Has no one in this thread ever been at a company or similar party where everyone gets utterly shitfaced because oldies don't often attend parties and booze hits them five times harder than a younger man or woman?

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:55

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

Has no one in this thread ever been at a company or similar party where everyone gets utterly shitfaced because oldies don't often attend parties and booze hits them five times harder than a younger man or woman?

Everyone I work with is a functional alcoholic and knows exactly how hard booze hits them. So... no I guess.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:59

Gentleman Baller: Oct 13, 2013

tbh politicians should legally be obliged to get shitfaced and maybe have some MDMA at least once per year (with exemptions for health related reasons or if someone is a wet blanket ofc)

# ? Mar 28, 2018 03:48

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I go to sleep after like 5 glasses of scotch

# ? Mar 28, 2018 03:49

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Anidav posted:

I go to sleep after like 5 glasses of scotch

Wrong account, tithin

# ? Mar 28, 2018 04:58

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

By glasses I mean I like do half a bottle on ice.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 05:05

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Scoth rocks is peasant poo poo and expect no less from you.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 05:10

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Anidav posted:

By glasses I mean I like do half a bottle on ice.

Please stop eating glass Anidav.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 05:16

Ora Tzo: Feb 26, 2016; HEEEERES TONYYYY

https://twitter.com/EbonyMcKenna/status/978479825089277952

Someone's grumpy.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 05:18

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Ora Tzo posted:

https://twitter.com/EbonyMcKenna/status/978479825089277952

That's a god-tier post

# ? Mar 28, 2018 05:25

Mad Katter: Aug 23, 2010; STOP THE BATS

Anidav posted:

By glasses I mean I like do half a bottle on ice.

How do you fall asleep if you're on ice?

# ? Mar 28, 2018 06:00

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

Potato Bake

# ? Mar 28, 2018 06:06

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

JBP posted:

Scoth rocks is peasant poo poo and expect no less from you.

Cask strength is pretty aggressive stuff to drink neat at room temperature, nothing wrong with an ice cube or two?

# ? Mar 28, 2018 06:37

swimsuit: Jan 22, 2009; yeah

JBP posted:

Scoth rocks is peasant poo poo and expect no less from you.

thats not very proletarian of u

# ? Mar 28, 2018 06:53

swimsuit: Jan 22, 2009; yeah

Anidav posted:

By glasses I mean I like do half a bottle on ice.

downers and uppers

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:04

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Comstar posted:

#auspol reports that Dutton's wife owns some Child Care companies.

One of the illegal visa breakers in on a tourist visa made a call on a Sunday and was let into the country in 30 minutes. Looks like I was wrong about it being a sex-trafficer involved. There would be very few people with that kind of pull on the Minister.

Someone's leaked this into the media to kill Dutton's chances at being the PM. President Trumball or Scomo? If it dosn't get traction, they'll be another leak about it shortly.

I like to dream too but I think we all know in our hearts the next PM is probably going to be the Potato King.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 07:27

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