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shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

ScrubLeague posted:

Remember when I said I'd vote for him if he had the right policies? Glad that got out of the way early.

I'd rather vote TROMP at this point

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BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Does anyone remember the story about how Zuck is really into Augustus and also cuts his hair like Augustus, and when he went to Rome on his honeymoon he spent most of his time going around taking pictures of statues of Augustus

because I just remembered that and I lolled

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:45

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

lol

# ? Mar 28, 2018 08:03

Prester Jane: Nov 4, 2008; by Hand Knit

https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/9...agenumber%3D515

Yup. This is the kind of poo poo you can expect when an amoral sociopath like Zuckerberg manages to accrue a bunch of power and influence. Eventually they surround themselves with a bunch of fellow sociopaths- and that's always when the monstrous horror of their actions truly begins to take a toll on the defenseless.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 23:48

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

# ? Mar 30, 2018 00:04

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/dylanmckaynz/status/976371635644018688

https://twitter.com/dylanmckaynz/status/976860676944777219

incredbile

# ? Mar 30, 2018 01:12

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/977341074581499904

cool article. i agree.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 01:20

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Prester Jane posted:

Yup. This is the kind of poo poo you can expect when an amoral sociopath like Zuckerberg manages to accrue a bunch of power and influence. Eventually they surround themselves with a bunch of fellow sociopaths- and that's always when the monstrous horror of their actions truly begins to take a toll on the defenseless.

https://twitter.com/Geli_Tripping/status/979502600272990211

pretty much sums it up

# ? Mar 30, 2018 01:24

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Yinlock posted:

https://twitter.com/Geli_Tripping/status/979502600272990211

pretty much sums it up

fuckerberg deleted the tweet

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:27

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Krankenstyle posted:

fuckerberg deleted the tweet

iwould never vote for a president that is cowardly enougj to delete tweets TRUMP!!!! click

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:33

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/982110987829444608

Zuck!!!!

# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:40

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

zuck sucks

# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:58

Caganer: Feb 15, 2018

Shear Modulus posted:

https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/982110987829444608

Zuck!!!!

please ~~clap~~ like

# ? Apr 6, 2018 22:03

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i know this is true because in 2016 i messaged zuck that i thought he looked sad and if he wanted to talk he could & he was like "yea my life blah blah" and i didnt answer cause lol gently caress him but now his reply is gone so i cant prove it

# ? Apr 6, 2018 22:31

Caganer: Feb 15, 2018

Krankenstyle posted:

i know this is true because in 2016 i messaged zuck that i thought he looked sad and if he wanted to talk he could & he was like "yea my life blah blah" and i didnt answer cause lol gently caress him but now his reply is gone so i cant prove it

he has a glass office in the spirit of openness. but he started getting annoyed that various campus visitors would tap on the glass so he stationed armed security to escort you offsite if you approach the glass office of openness.

# ? Apr 7, 2018 02:24

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Yo, I heard that Zuckerman consumes grey shirts at the same rate the emperor of mankind consumes psykers and that most of Facebook's overhead is tied up in procuring and shipping grey shirts to the glass office.

# ? Apr 7, 2018 02:38

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Caganer posted:

he has a glass office in the spirit of openness. but he started getting annoyed that various campus visitors would tap on the glass so he stationed armed security to escort you offsite if you approach the glass office of openness.

Lol

# ? Apr 7, 2018 02:57

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Over Easy posted:

Yo, I heard that Zuckerman consumes grey shirts at the same rate the emperor of mankind consumes psykers and that most of Facebook's overhead is tied up in procuring and shipping grey shirts to the glass office.

if by grey shirts you mean parts of our lives that cost us dearly and cost him nothing, then yes that is true

# ? Apr 7, 2018 03:00

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Zuckerberg will be interviewed on April 11 by US Congress.

# ? Apr 7, 2018 19:53

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Mark Cuckersperg

# ? Apr 7, 2018 19:56

Apathy420: May 18, 2017; by Cyrano4747

I�m 100% okay with Mark Dingleberry becoming the first CyberPresident after losing the 2020 election because he�d leak my addiction to reverse-vore porn to Facebook friends if I ever thought otherwise

# ? Apr 7, 2018 20:10

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

https://twitter.com/wef/status/982710358900174848

# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:34

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

etalian posted:

Zuckerberg will be interviewed on April 11 by US Congress.

Will it be as toothless as the Russia investigation or will they at least give him a slap on the wrist?

# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:43

Barry Convex: Sep 1, 2005; Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

beep boop, empathy circuits not functioning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ValJMOpt7s

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:05

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

we are now opening the committee for questions. mr zuckerberg, you�re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it�s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can�t, not without your help. But you�re not helping. Why is that?

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:09

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

we are now opening the committee for questions. mr zuckerberg, you�re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it�s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can�t, not without your help. But you�re not helping. Why is that?

lol beat me to it

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:11

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
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You are Destiny.

Guys

We need to take a more active stance on policing the ecosystem

:cb:

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:12

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

im glad mark the cuck "zuck" suckerberg is going to Police the Ecosystem to make sure It's Good for Everyone

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:14

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

"What is Facebook doing about foreign actors using your platform?"

"We were very slow in recognizing Russian Information Operations. We identified it received our last payment in rublesright around the time of the 2016 elections."

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:16

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

"I expect new AI tools to take five to ten years to be operational."

For the record, Facebook has been in AI research since well before 2013. I know someone who worked for them in New York.

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:17

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

Good god, Orren Hatch was in charge of the Microsoft Trust busting?

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:21

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/Moose_Bigelow/status/983786755026436096

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:22

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/Moose_Bigelow/status/983786755026436096

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:23

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

"There's always a danger that Congress will step in and over-regulate. In your view, what sorts of legislative changes would solve the [cambridge analytica problems], and what kinds of legislation would NOT help?"

<Zuck goes on to explain that EULAs are long and people don't read them, and that people need control over their content on facebook. We also need to compete with the chinese government who are using facial recognition to identify everything."

"Do you know who Palantir is?"

"I do."

"Have you ever heard them referred to as, 'Stanford Analytica?'"

"I haven't."

"Do you think Palantir has ever scraped data from Facebook?"

"Senator I'm not aware of that."

"Do you think that during the 2016 campaign that as CA was providing support to Trump under "Project Alamo" via the direct support of Facebook employees?"

"We provided support to the Trump campaign as we did any of our other advertisers. I don't know that any of our employees were involved with Cambridge Analytica. I can get back to you with any information on that."

"Have you ever heard of Total Information Awareness? 2003, John Ashcroft?"

"I have not, no."

lol

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:31

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

I may or may not have been working avoiding cooperation in depthwith the Special Counsel's office

quote:

"Have you or anyone been interviewed by the special counsel's office?"

"Yes. I need to be careful here because our work with the special counsel is confidential, and in an open session I'm not revealing anything confidential."

"Actually let me clarify that; I know there MAY be a subpoena, but I know we are working with them."

"Six months ago you promised you'd prevent unwitting co-conspiracy with special interest interferences. These pages are still apparently active today."

<Zuckerberg clears throat.>

"Are you able to confirm whether those are Russian-created groups?"

"Senator last week we announced a major change to our polic-"

"Those specific ones."

"I am not familiar with those specific ones. We will work on that now, and verify the identity of every advertisers. This is basically what the honest ads act is proposing."

"Will you please find out that answer and get back to us?"

"I will. I think it's worth adding that we're going to do the same verification of admins running large pages. Even if they are not buying ads, we can make it harder for inauthentic interference efforts."

"It's going on a long time. Your service may have been used to perpetrate genocide in myanmar, completely avoiding your 'detection systems', and it took attempt after attempt after attempt of any civil rights group to get you to remove it. Why couldn't you have removed that content in 34 hours?"

"Senator what's happening in Myanmar is a terrible tragedy-"

"We all agree on that. How can you fix that in the future in 24 hours?"

"We're working on this. There's three specific things; we're hiring dozens more burmese since hate speech is very region-specific. We're working with Civil Society in Myanmar to identify specific figures instead of content. Third, we're standing up a product team specifically for removing this content in sensitive reasons like this."

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:42

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

quote:

"Who's your biggest competitor?"

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yes senator the average American user has about eight different apps

"You don't think you have a monopoly?"{

It certainly doesn't feel like that to me!

"Why did you buy Instagram?"

Because they are very talented developers at making apps for platforms like we use?

"So why should we let you self regulate?"

WELL SENATOR MY POSITION IS NOT THAT THERE SHOULD BE NO REGULATION, BUT I THINK THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT IS THE RIGHT REGULATION

"But you as a company welcome regulations?"

I think the right regulation can be okay.

"You think the Europeans have it right?"

I think they have some things right.

"Will you submit some proposed regulations?"

I'll have my team follow up with you, yes, absolutely.

"Do you think the average consumer understands what they're signing up for?" *gesturing to ToS*

I think the average consumer does not read that.

Waffle House has issued a correction as of 20:51 on Apr 10, 2018

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:45

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/washingtonian/status/983746342626512897

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:49

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Senator we need at this point a full audit of Cambridge Analytica's systems to see whether that data or a copy of it has at any point every escaped over the internets to Russia.

We

# ? Apr 10, 2018 20:52

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Senator I

Ted Cruz lol

quote:

Does Facebook represent itself as a neutral public forum

"Here's how we think about this: There's certain content we clearly do not allow. Hate speech, terrorist content, nudity, anything that makes people feel unsafe. From that perspective, that's why we generally try to refer to what we do as-"

Are you a neutral public forum or are you engaged in your political views under the first amendment

"I will have to follow up with you on that."

I think there is a concern that Facebook and many other tech companies are engaged in suppressing particular stories, including perspectives that are conservative.

"Silicon Valley is incredibly left-leaning, and I try to root out bias at my company."

In your testimony you say you have 15-20,000 people engaged in content review. What are their political leanings?

"We do not ask people that when we hire them."

Do you make political firing decisions?

"Why was Palmer Luckey fired?"

I can commit that it was not for political reasons lol

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# ? Apr 10, 2018 21:13

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://twitter.com/davidoreilly/status/983782270241771521

# ? Apr 10, 2018 21:57

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