Sardines ~~ the dadliest catch

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Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

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Bardeh posted:

Saturday breakfast of smoked black pepper mackerel fillet mashed up with a couple of soft boiled eggs, on a piece of hot buttered wholemeal toast with a bit of rocket salad. A stinky but satisfying breakfast

Canned fish goes so well with rocket/arugula. I'm angry that leaf miner maggot poo poo flies keep ruining my rocket. I've got to cruise the suburb of balcatta for grow tips on rocket from the oldies there (they all have backyard gardens with no lawn, just paving and edible gardens. I remember doing air con repairs at a few that had heaps of rocket growing)
In and around that same areas they have euro delis and shops that sell riga sprats and other med dines.

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Jikes: Dec 18, 2005; candy of the ocean

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Anyone tried smoked sardines? I'm thinking of pulling the trigger on some Riga smoked sprats.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 01:57

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Jikes posted:

Anyone tried smoked sardines? I'm thinking of pulling the trigger on some Riga smoked sprats.

They're good but I got pretty sick of them after awhile. The tails are also more "noticeable" than KO's and since the Riga's are much smaller (and not as firm in my experience), they're kind of a messy pain if you decide to remove them all.

Decent flavor though and unlike anything KO offers.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 02:04

Jikes: Dec 18, 2005; candy of the ocean

Have you ever tried the Polar smoked brislings in olive oil? I really like Polar kippered herring, it's almost as good as KO and a nice occasional variation. KO kippered herring is still the best, imo. I like to use the Naturals (smoked but no added salt or flavoring) as the fish in a fish stew or chowder sometimes, it's excellent in recipes.

edit: fish porn :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu4my84D6I

Jikes fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Mar 27, 2018

# ? Mar 27, 2018 02:10

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Jikes posted:

Have you ever tried the Polar smoked brislings in olive oil? I really like Polar kippered herring, it's almost as good as KO and a nice occasional variation. KO kippered herring is still the best, imo. I like to use the Naturals (smoked but no added salt or flavoring) as the fish in a fish stew or chowder sometimes, it's excellent in recipes.

edit: fish porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu4my84D6I

I usually don't get my dines whole but that makes me wanna try it.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 04:47

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Jikes posted:

Have you ever tried the Polar smoked brislings in olive oil? I really like Polar kippered herring, it's almost as good as KO and a nice occasional variation. KO kippered herring is still the best, imo. I like to use the Naturals (smoked but no added salt or flavoring) as the fish in a fish stew or chowder sometimes, it's excellent in recipes.

edit: fish porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu4my84D6I

I found the smoked flavor of the Polars to be overpowering. Definitely not my favorite dines.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 04:57

naem: May 29, 2011

Jikes posted:

Have you ever tried the Polar smoked brislings in olive oil? I really like Polar kippered herring, it's almost as good as KO and a nice occasional variation. KO kippered herring is still the best, imo. I like to use the Naturals (smoked but no added salt or flavoring) as the fish in a fish stew or chowder sometimes, it's excellent in recipes.

edit: fish porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu4my84D6I

Do they come with the pretty girl

# ? Mar 27, 2018 05:52

Jikes: Dec 18, 2005; candy of the ocean

naem posted:

Do they come with the pretty girl

if they do I'm ordering a case :pervert:

# ? Mar 27, 2018 13:51

Big Bad Voodoo Lou: Jan 1, 2006

Jikes posted:

Anyone tried smoked sardines? I'm thinking of pulling the trigger on some Riga smoked sprats.

I like Riga smoked sprats more than any KOs or other 'dines I've sampled. The only ones that come close to them (although they're very different) are my cheap-rear end Canario "sardinillas" in spicy oil.

Cole's smoked trout is also incredible, but much pricier than any 'dines, as you might expect. I'm not sure if the Trader Joe's smoked trout is a repackaged and slightly cheaper version of Cole's, though.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 14:02

vudan: Dec 11, 2010

Sardines are ok, but why are people suggesting they are an integral part of diet? I think Big Sardines have infiltrated this thread.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 14:22

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vudan posted:

Sardines are ok, but why are people suggesting they are an integral part of diet? I think Big Sardines have infiltrated this thread.

A snake what can't suck its' own dick a SHAMEFUL snake.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 14:30

mossyfisk: Nov 8, 2010; FF0000

Jikes posted:

Have you ever tried the Polar smoked brislings in olive oil? I really like Polar kippered herring, it's almost as good as KO and a nice occasional variation. KO kippered herring is still the best, imo. I like to use the Naturals (smoked but no added salt or flavoring) as the fish in a fish stew or chowder sometimes, it's excellent in recipes.

edit: fish porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu4my84D6I

Makes me feel bad for all the dour old eastern european women in hairnets scooping fish into tins next to a conveyor belt and loud machinery.

I suppose it wouldn't make for as good an advert.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 15:01

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vudan posted:

Sardines are ok, but why are people suggesting they are an integral part of diet? I think Big Sardines have infiltrated this thread.

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Why should I eat the fishy oils, a human being essay by Sheep Goats

Ok, you are a goon now. At 35 you are old enough that bad eating habits have made the artery hard. The artery is supposed to be soft. This is because the artery that goes around your heart needs to bend. If it doesn't bend it will crack on the inside. Your body will think this is a cut and a clot will form. If the crack is big enough you will get a clot that closes the artery and then all of the heart tissue that lives on that artery's blood will die. It will get replaced by scar tissue which doesn't work. You will either die or no longer be able to walk up stairs without stopping on the landings because your new piece of poo poo heart can't handle it. That is called a heart attack.

What is a good way to fight this? First you can see your doctor and he will give you a tiny cheap pill to take that will control your cholesterol pretty well that is a miracle. Second you can take one 81mg aspirin every day. Third you can exercise. Forth you can consume large quantities of unsaturated fats relative to your other fats.

Your body uses these fats for a lot of things but one thing is making arteries. A fat is a chemical that looks like three snakes biting each others in the heads. The long tail part can be saturated or unsaturated. If it is saturated that means the snake has all of its ribs. This means that it can't suck its own cock because the ribs make it inflexible. If it is unsaturated it has a rib removed so it can suck its own cock. Unsaturated snakes are very flexible.

When it is cold inflexible snakes get even worse. In fact some fats are so saturated that at cool temperatures they are solid, like butter. Other fats stay liquid even when they are very cold because they are so unsaturated, they have had the perfect rib removed so they can most easily suck their own cocks. Fishes live in the cold cold sea but need to have flexible cell walls and arteries for swimming and for complex thought. Therefore their bodies make unsaturated fats. This means we can eat cold water oily fish in volumes that outpace warm furry land animals a lot and it helps us not develop arteriosclerosis and die from a myocardial infarction because our lazy dumb bodies will use these now easily available flexible fats to build cells.

Oh by the way if you over eat your body will crank out a ton of fat. Because it is dumb it will mostly make saturated fat (it stores energy better). If you want health benefits from omega 3 oils you cannot overeat. BTW in this analogy a snake = a fatty acid and when they bite each other's heads they make a fat so don't get confused about acid vs fatty acid vs fat you dumb poo poo.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 15:49

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

makin kind of a fried rice with sardines asian kind of dish lol just winging it tonight

# ? Mar 28, 2018 06:12

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Made too much quinoa last night. How do 'dines and quinoa go together? Thinking of just throwing some 'deans over a nice pile of 'inoa and ramming it into my mouth for dinner.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 12:20

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It goes well.

Eat those �dines!

# ? Mar 28, 2018 12:21

vudan: Dec 11, 2010

What about a nice piece of fatty salmon? Will that do?

# ? Mar 28, 2018 13:56

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vudan posted:

What about a nice piece of fatty salmon? Will that do?

Sardines and salmon go great together actually

# ? Mar 28, 2018 17:28

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Stark Fist posted:

It is a goddamn shame the OP isn't up anymore

# ? Mar 28, 2018 17:32

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naem posted:

I'M A SHAAAARK!!

# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:00

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Renegret posted:

Made too much quinoa last night. How do 'dines and quinoa go together? Thinking of just throwing some 'deans over a nice pile of 'inoa and ramming it into my mouth for dinner.

I think the general consensus is that everything goes well with good ol' 'dines :coolfish:

# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:17

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

someone please try mole sauce & sardines and report back plz

# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:24

Jikes: Dec 18, 2005; candy of the ocean

Got a recipe for sardine curry, preparing to take the plunge

# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:26

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Renegret posted:

Made too much quinoa last night. How do 'dines and quinoa go together? Thinking of just throwing some 'deans over a nice pile of 'inoa and ramming it into my mouth for dinner.

if its anything like my fried rice onion + sardines + sriracha + teriyaki sauce then have it it

it was good, wouldnt win any awards but it also took like 10 minutes to make 1000+ tasty calories

# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:30

A Pack of Kobolds: Mar 23, 2007

If you haven't had a sardine melt sandwich, you don't know what you're missing. Sardine salad instead of tuna salad = :kiss:

# ? Mar 28, 2018 21:31

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Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:

I like Riga smoked sprats more than any KOs or other 'dines I've sampled. The only ones that come close to them (although they're very different) are my cheap-rear end Canario "sardinillas" in spicy oil.

It's been hard to find adro riga gold online lately, the place I used to work had em for a short time but otherwise I have to get em online. And they've gotten more expensive

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Sardine salad instead of tuna salad =

�por qu� no los dos?

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:58

naem: May 29, 2011

pr0k posted:

I'M A SHAAAARK!!

# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:55

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Speaking of which, it�s important to remember what some sardines eat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nBY1FnSgPI

# ? Mar 29, 2018 04:57

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Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:

King Oscar's tireless social media person just told me I have a gray XL T-shirt and a cap coming my way from two different recent promotions, hopefully with more free coupons too! They can go with my red AND black aprons, tote bag, and can cover.

Oh nice, I didn't know they were offering a cap now. I have the gray t-shirt, red apron, sardine lid, metal sardine fork, wooden sardine fork, tote bag, and vintage 'dine set. I've never had a company give me so much free poo poo from a Facebook page.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 19:15

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Speaking of which, it�s important to remember what some sardines eat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nBY1FnSgPI

Sardines become shark becomes sardines become shark...

# ? Mar 29, 2018 19:37

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Ruzihm posted:

someone please try mole sauce & sardines and report back plz

On Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern he is in Miami and goes to some weirdo homeopathic place. Some "nutritionist" hand fed him sardines dipped in chocolate. :shrug:

# ? Mar 29, 2018 23:54

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

You mean you never dipped a filet-o-fish in a chocolate shake?

# ? Mar 29, 2018 23:59

bengy81: May 8, 2010

Male Tears posted:

Oh nice, I didn't know they were offering a cap now. I have the gray t-shirt, red apron, sardine lid, metal sardine fork, wooden sardine fork, tote bag, and vintage 'dine set. I've never had a company give me so much free poo poo from a Facebook page.

Don�t forget the wood sardine fork, and apparently now they are giving away coffee mugs!

# ? Mar 30, 2018 00:00

ferroque: Oct 27, 2007

I'm eating dines right now.

Brunswick haters get out

# ? Mar 30, 2018 18:34

PhantomPayne: Aug 8, 2017; I should think before posting

Ruzihm posted:

someone please try mole sauce & sardines and report back plz

Already done 'dinebro, get some olive oil 'dines, mix them with the mole and eat them on a hot tortilla. :krad:

Brunswick is one of the only "good" brands I've seen that are cheap here, so I agree with the above 'dinebro.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 19:02

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

PhantomPayne posted:

Already done 'dinebro, get some olive oil 'dines, mix them with the mole and eat them on a hot tortilla.

Brunswick is one of the only "good" brands I've seen that are cheap here, so I agree with the above 'dinebro.

cool. ill have to try this

# ? Mar 30, 2018 19:27

Elea: Oct 10, 2012

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Sardines and salmon go great together actually

Sardine adjacent, but this Salmon with anchovy sauce recipe from a 100 pages ago is incredible.

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1017329-salmon-with-anchovy-garlic-butter

# ? Mar 31, 2018 02:25

Jikes: Dec 18, 2005; candy of the ocean

Here is a man with 51 good ideas

https://www.alexfergus.com/blog/51-sardine-recipes-for-the-fussiest-of-fish-eaters

I tried dines with just a bit of apple cider vinegar and salt, v good

# ? Mar 31, 2018 04:11

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

I swam 4 kilometres today, and have replaced much of my red meat eats with dines (and pickled herring, being a Swede). Coincidence?

Also, tried some Portuguese dines in chili oil. I wish the chili oil was stronger, or I had stored them for longer, because they still needed some seasoning to reach utmost deliciousness.

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 08:33

Jikes: Dec 18, 2005; candy of the ocean

Leave it to the wily French to come up with art sardines

the whole Sardines Pirates site is pretty boss.

https://www.sardinespirates.com

I want one of those t-shirts, but the men's version looks like a belly shirt and I don't trust Gallic fashion sensibilities

https://www.sardinespirates.com/en/67-t-shirts

# ? Mar 31, 2018 20:14

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