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yeah I eat rear end posted:Maybe it's just the girls I've dated but most of them at least ask about my first relationship and that question usually follows that. Not the details, just at what point in the relationship. Most of them were pretty religious so I assumed it was just to confirm that I took relationships seriously or whatever. Another score for religion loving with people's perceptions of sex.
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sugar free jazz posted:cut your dick off and your sex problems fix themselves I feel like we've been over this, you have to sever the BALLS, and you can keep the pisspipe for convenience TECH VISIONARY is probably pretty high level, but is he high enough level??? https://i.imgur.com/Wom00PA.gifv Can he defeat the guy with the tech equivalent of third sight
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Mar 27, 2018 11:39
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As long as you are healthy, practice safe sex, and aren’t endangering your partner, you’re sexual history isn’t actually their business. Also your first time with a woman/man will be exponentially more awkward for your partner the longer you wait. A 20 year old woman probably wouldn’t balk at a 20 year old man admitting their virginity or sexual inexperience, but a 30 year old man telling a 30 year old woman they are still a virgin is honestly gonna raise some red flags. I’d recommend a relaxing Asian massage parlor before I’d recommend any other type of prostitute though, I just feel like they're much more sanitary and even if the sex ain’t great it’ll still be a nice massage and a hot shower. Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Mar 27, 2018 |
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Mar 27, 2018 13:18
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I remember this discussion came up in a r/relationships thread, with a woman apparently considering a man not disclosing his virginity somehow on par with not disclosing a STD. Kinda creating perverse incentives there.
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Mar 27, 2018 14:06
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If your goal is to develop a healthy relationship with your own sexuality, paying a woman (who doesn't want to gently caress you) to gently caress you probably isn't the right foot to get off on.
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Mar 27, 2018 14:43
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I feel like we've been over this, you have to sever the BALLS, and you can keep the pisspipe for convenience youre missing the point if you think cutting your dick off is about convenience  except its a head shake instead
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Mar 27, 2018 14:48
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blarzgh posted:If your goal is to develop a healthy relationship with your own sexuality, paying a woman (who doesn't want to gently caress you) to gently caress you probably isn't the right foot to get off on. Getting off on feet, in general, is probably a next level move he should avoid for now.
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Mar 27, 2018 14:48
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Having sex once isn't going to magically make you know how to gently caress good. It's probably better to come in to the relationship as a virgin so the bar is set low rather than as a sex haver who still doesn't know what they're doing.
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Mar 27, 2018 16:36
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Modus Pwnens posted:Having sex once isn't going to magically make you know how to gently caress good. It's probably better to come in to the relationship as a virgin so the bar is set low rather than as a sex haver who still doesn't know what they're doing. Just stay a virgin until you're 35 or so, at that point as long as you can maintain an erection for more than a minute you are ahead of most of your competition!
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Mar 27, 2018 16:45
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Sagebrush posted:i wish i could find the clip that goes with this quote, because the delivery is what makes it Oh my god, that was so awkward. On the other hand, Harold still managed to get a wife and have a family. Who doesn’t want to own and operate a pre-internet sporting goods store? Also, here’s the clip: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJtkJq2R9Y burial fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Mar 27, 2018 |
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Mar 27, 2018 18:27
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If you lose your virginity to a hooker you are basically committing yourself to lying about your sexual history for the rest of your life. Nobody will find it endearing or socially acceptable that you banged a whore your first time. That's a secret you'll have to take to your grave. Oh God. How often does your first sexual escapade come up in a normal conversation? If it actually came up in a conversation by some weird reason and I hosed a hooker, most people I know would be cool with it.
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Mar 27, 2018 21:24
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Some of us have really amazing virginity stories and some of us have really simple “it was with my boyfriend in my bed while my parents were at the movies and it was fine” stories. Mine is a total riot, so I tell it all the time, but I totally never expect anyone else to share theirs, and I don’t ever, EVER bring up past relationships or hookups with my current partner if at all possible
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Mar 27, 2018 21:28
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Bust Rodd posted:Some of us have really amazing virginity stories and some of us have really simple “it was with my boyfriend in my bed while my parents were at the movies and it was fine” stories. Alright. Let's hear it.
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Mar 27, 2018 21:29
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No one else jumped on board with dating apps? Really? He doesn't need to pay (at least directly, probably gonna pay for food/alcohol/ride) but come on you can find a woman on those apps who will agree to meet you, then you're already at a point of having a good shot at getting them in bed. Just watch some videos on how to make a woman happy and you're probably good once that happens, paying someone one time will really do nothing... unless you're paying her to educate you on how it's done right?
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Mar 27, 2018 21:34
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Bust Rodd posted:Some of us have really amazing virginity stories and some of us have really simple “it was with my boyfriend in my bed while my parents were at the movies and it was fine” stories. are you... waiting for an invitation or something here
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Mar 27, 2018 21:36
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SciFiDownBeat posted:are you... waiting for an invitation or something here Considering they brought up Asian Massage Parlor that are usually stocked with sex slaves, maybe we don't want to hear this.
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Mar 27, 2018 21:55
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Virgin goon should get some tips from dollar store hookup goon. I'm super curious about the dollar store hookup approach; is it coy conversation over the racks of almost-expired valentines candy? Also, tech visionary goon, if you ever need help ripping off tech-bros at a consultant rate, hit me up.
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Mar 27, 2018 22:41
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:counter point who the gently caress cares/even talks about losing your virginity lolllllllllllll Speaking of... tell your mum I said hi.
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Mar 27, 2018 23:30
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SciFiDownBeat posted:are you... waiting for an invitation or something here in the spirit of the thread he needs to confess that poo poo anonymously
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Mar 28, 2018 00:52
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Son of Man posted:in the spirit of the thread he needs to confess that poo poo anonymously
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Mar 28, 2018 06:13
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Solice Kirsk posted:Alright. Let's hear it. Look at the post/name combo: it tells a grim story.
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Mar 28, 2018 06:30
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VanSandman posted:Same. I will do a lot for 50k plus health and dental per year. That's what I make, and all I do is make toilet seats in a factory. There's even a 401k right off the bat and pension after 5 years.
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Mar 28, 2018 07:20
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Torquemada posted:Look at the post/name combo: it tells a grim story. As long as it's better than sleeping with your best friend while Pretty Hate Machine plays and you have to keep stopping every couple of strokes because she says it's hurting her, just for her to say "OK, go" a second later, it'll be better than mine.
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Mar 28, 2018 14:00
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Solice Kirsk posted:As long as it's better than sleeping with your best friend while Pretty Hate Machine plays and you have to keep stopping every couple of strokes because she says it's hurting her, just for her to say "OK, go" a second later, it'll be better than mine. Hell, why not share it, they will probably all be pretty normal and boring: Mine was in the back of my parents-gifted Chevy Surburban, with all the rear seats folded down at a lake with the preacher's daughter. She knew what she was doing already, which was pretty nice, since I was pretty much fumbling about. What was awkward was that I stayed the night in the guest bedroom and the preacher was super stoked about a "nice boy" like me dating his daughter.
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Mar 28, 2018 14:58
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I literally have no recollection of my first time. I know who it was with and how old I would've been, but honestly no memory of the deed itself. 
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Mar 28, 2018 15:17
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Dorm room, girlfriend, had problems because I was too big (fat) (my dick is teeny)
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Mar 28, 2018 15:23
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quote:Much earlier in the thread I posted about a growing fascination with, not to put too fine a line in it, cock. It seemed to develop out of nowhere, and I had met a few guys from Craigslist and that was that. This one got a little porny/fetishy for where I want the thread to go so I cut it short, but basically the gist of it is he's supposed to basically forget he has a dick and be all about his butt instead etc etc quote:I confessed some months back that I was part of a YouTube show, among other things, who wasn’t happy with how things were going. Things have gotten much worse, and I 100% believe we will have a huge financial issue soon. Well this rules out the confessor being Griffin McElroy
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Mar 28, 2018 15:39
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So basically that guy is everyone who has run a patreon, ever. Milk the idiots for as much money as you can.
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Mar 28, 2018 15:43
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No my DBZ Abridged noooo
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Mar 28, 2018 15:50
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Theophany posted:I literally have no recollection of my first time. I know who it was with and how old I would've been, but honestly no memory of the deed itself. Don't worry, he doesn't either.
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Mar 28, 2018 16:12
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DandyLion posted:Don't worry, he doesn't either. Goddamn poppers.
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VanSandman posted:No my DBZ Abridged noooo I want you to be wrong, but the shoe fits too loving well. God drat it.
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Mar 28, 2018 17:08
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Lethrom posted:I want you to be wrong, but the shoe fits too loving well. Could be fake. I’m gonna hope it’s fake.
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Mar 28, 2018 18:39
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i don't think the dbza guys are too hard up for money and opportunities, i was under the impression most of them are kinda spring boarding to professional voice acting which is why they're ending it soon
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Mar 28, 2018 18:47
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I'm just going to assume that confession was just a honeypot to expose the goons who know whatever the gently caress that is.
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Mar 28, 2018 18:59
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imagine you woke up one morning and forgot you had a dick. just imagine it
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SciFiDownBeat posted:imagine you woke up one morning and forgot you had a dick. just imagine it One Weird Trick Urinal Companies Don't Want You to Know: Toilet Seats Hate Him!
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Mar 28, 2018 20:09
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SciFiDownBeat posted:imagine you woke up one morning and forgot you had a dick. just imagine it he's allowed to pee but that's it
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Mar 28, 2018 20:10
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Then they're really just half-assing the fetish. He should be getting a catheter bag to really dive into this head first.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Then they're really just half-assing the fetish. He should be getting a catheter bag to really dive into this head first. C'm here son, let grandpa tell you about a little game called Water Closet....
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