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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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ForceKin
Dec 22, 2009

The other night I was doing some research on Florida history and found this guy-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankard_Pooser

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"Mr. Slaughter, and mister, slaughter."

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

That just makes me said because my favorite member of congress, Loiuse Slaughter, just died. We need more scientists in congress.

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.

Munchables posted:

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"Mr. Slaughter, and mister, slaughter."

Just make sure he's never makes seargant or he'll turn on his country and beat up Hulk Hogan.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

XeeD posted:

Just make sure he's never makes seargant or he'll turn on his country and beat up Hulk Hogan.

Beating up Hogan is not really viewed in a negative light nowadays.

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.

The MSJ posted:

Beating up Hogan is not really viewed in a negative light nowadays.

True enough, but I just went with the easy "joke."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Young guy at my work called Soul.
Maybe his parents are anime fans?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

Young guy at my work called Soul.
Maybe his parents are anime fans?



Is his family named "Calibur"? It might be "Train", Man" or "Decision" instead.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

"Syncerrity"

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Dick Chopp, Urologist: https://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-richard-chopp

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Munchables posted:

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"Mr. Slaughter, and mister, slaughter."

I mentioned this back when the thread launched, but one of the students in our program was named Demon Slaughter, and that's metal as hell.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
It’s time.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
My eyes are drawn instantly to Miracle Crimes and Dr Narwhals Mating. But Devoid Couch and Chardonnay Beaver seem like strong contenders.

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.
I honestly can't read anything on that. It's far too small.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
The simplicity of Mike Diaper is hard to beat

mmj
Dec 22, 2006

I've always been a bit confrontational
I'm the Mosthigh Thankgod. I can't tell if that's supposed to be a "praise jesus" thing or a "we named our kid marijuana pepsi" thing

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

PureRok posted:

I honestly can't read anything on that. It's far too small.

Stop being lazy > right click image > copy image address > https://www.google.com/imghp > search by image > paste url > navigate to result with the greatest dimensions

https://imgur.com/8oZIZ6D

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I'm rooting for Jimbob Ghostkeeper.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Genuine Potts.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Chosen Roach and Quindarious Gooch are strong contenders

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I AM Jimbob Ghostkeeper.


In my heart.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I am partial to Gandalf Hernandez.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Bobby Digital posted:

It’s time.



You forgot the play-ins

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Bobby Digital posted:

It’s time.



If Dr Narwhals Mating doesn't win this whole game is rigged.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Gandalf Hernandez works for Spotify.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Munchables posted:

Chosen Roach and Quindarious Gooch are strong contenders

I dunno, I'm hearing good things about Lola Honeybone

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I am partial to Gandalf Hernandez.

No Puedes Pasar!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Really, not 'No pasarán'?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

This one just made me :smith:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Phlegmish posted:

Really, not 'No pasarán'?

This ain't the Spanish language thread although you are correct.

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002


Well drat, never expected something from my hometown to pop up here, this is one mile from my childhood home. This was only found when developers tore down a driving range to build a Winco and found a forgotten graveyard in an overgrown cluster of blackberry bushes.

The whole Monster family is in there too. After paying respects you can drive 15 minutes up the road to blaze one at Jimi Hendrix's headstone :420:

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Honest to god, Ritalin. Probably too old to have been named after the drug, so I assume it's like Rita-Lynn, just with a really unfortunate spelling.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

Really, not 'No pasarán'?

You would be correct and its what I originally typed up, but on a double check to see if they tried to make it fancier the dub I found uses that translation which is, uh weird.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

That email takes it to the next level.

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