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It's more amusing in a, really, this is what you are deciding to show to your customers sorta way. I mean the guy says it himself. "As shown as one of our sneak peaks earlier in the year, the mess hall menu has been under development." That mess hall menu is so important that they included it in a sneak peak, and hey for you backers we haven't counted them before they hatched, so here's what all our work has resulted in. 
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trucutru posted:That's cool, but you're giving them too much credit. I know it's hard, but sometimes artists are just making art in a fairly normal way. CIG has hosed up priorities and it's funny that they are emphasising work on food items, but it is what it is.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:17
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Physics doesn't work, nevermind, you have to make a start on the bean distribution functions.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:21
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I will admit, it was a good looking procedurally generated fried egg. And I'm sure this tech could be scaled up to the procedurally generated birds. And it's not like the networking team is ever going to fix anything, so might as well see what all the artists are twiddling their thumbs with. Crobbler will be so happy.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:23
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Drunk Theory posted:Crobbler will be so happy. He will get to play with the sliders, and hand select which eggs get exported into the game.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:25
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Past Experience Cloud Imperium Games 2011-2018 - Developed bean shader
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Mar 30, 2018 05:25
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trucutru posted:I found some more examples of their tech 
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Mar 30, 2018 05:25
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I can’t stop thinking about these loving eggs
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Mar 30, 2018 05:27
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gently caress Stop Ben is dead isn't he
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Mar 30, 2018 05:27
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THEY'RE MAKING PROCEDURALLY GENERATED FRIED loving EGGS
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Mar 30, 2018 05:29
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I havent been this captivated by eggs in a videogame since MGS 4!
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Mar 30, 2018 05:29
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Blue On Blue posted:gently caress aww but he looks so peaceful! 
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Mar 30, 2018 05:30
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KILL ME BECAUSE I CAN'T loving DEAL WITH THESE loving EGGGGGGSSSSSSSS
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Mar 30, 2018 05:30
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LMFAO IM NOT GONNA TIMG THAT
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Mar 30, 2018 05:31
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They’ve been working on that goddamn mess hall scene for TWO GODDAMB YEARS SOMEONE ENS THIS NIGHTMARE
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Mar 30, 2018 05:31
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The shape of the eggs will be the new leather jacket.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:32
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Beet Wagon posted:They’ve been working on that goddamn mess hall scene for TWO GODDAMB YEARS SOMEONE ENS THIS NIGHTMARE DROB THE BOMB EXTERMINATE US ALL
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Mar 30, 2018 05:33
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 I AM UNMADE!!!!
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Mar 30, 2018 05:33
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Behold the dedication and drive that a bunch of 3d artists have for continuing to get a paycheck.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:33
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hey wouldn't that be funny if the only thing CIG released early was their april fools joke about easter?
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Hav posted:To be fair not one of you called procedurally generated food, so i’m convinced this nose dive is about to turn into a ballistic curve to the stars. im actually willing to bet one of us loving assholes called it a while back
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Beet Wagon posted:I can’t stop thinking about these loving eggs Beet Wagon posted:THEY'RE MAKING PROCEDURALLY GENERATED FRIED loving EGGS Beet Wagon posted:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Beet Wagon posted:KILL ME BECAUSE I CAN'T loving DEAL WITH THESE loving EGGGGGGSSSSSSSS Beet Wagon posted:They’ve been working on that goddamn mess hall scene for TWO GODDAMB YEARS SOMEONE ENS THIS NIGHTMARE Beet Wagon posted:
Nice meltdown.
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@Croberts ^^^ This is the person who enjoys your work. This is for whom you're  making games.
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ComfyPants posted:I am Thumb. I read this to my wife. Now she knows I am insane.
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Beet Wagon posted:
Bug Report: A Procerdural Head Egg Expected Behavior: A Egg in pan or plate Actual Behavior: A demon head egg on my head 
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Even in the stimpire, breakfast is the most important meal of the day
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Beet Wagon posted:They’ve been working on that goddamn mess hall scene for TWO GODDAMB YEARS SOMEONE ENS THIS NIGHTMARE Just wait until the devs get thwir hands on Scrambler tech and get around to implementing the 4th version of Grabby Hands!
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Mar 30, 2018 05:39
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT NOW! STAR CITIZEN: COOKING MOMA
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If this is how much effort they put into fried eggs, loving omelettes will blow their god damned minds.
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Foundry 42 gonna get that tax break this year after gaining an extra 100 points on their score by including an NPC that is an exact copy of Gordon Ramsey
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because the game engine will have to model the physics of each individual bit of chopped ham.
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Mar 30, 2018 05:42
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I said two leafs of lettuce in the bloody egg salad sandwich recipe you bloody donkey!
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I;m thinking about thos eggs
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Unlike Star Citizen's development, those eggs are over easy 
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Jobbo_Fett posted:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT NOW! I'll take mine with some Toast.
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- eggs
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Star Citizen: Flash in the Pan
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"We here at Foundry 42 have been hard at work ON THE CAFETERIA SCENE WHERE YOU WILL SIT DOWN AND EAT FOOD"
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