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Len posted:These are the things she's bragging about The "what are those" meme but directed at 100 dollar shoes lol
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Not exactly stdh, but a post I just saw on Tumblr that's relevant to the thread.quote:
Which begs the question of what sort of things this person has been posting that they felt the need to make this
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Mar 29, 2018 20:14
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I have a knack for storytelling and am interesting, I swear. (on the internet)
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Mar 30, 2018 01:16
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A knack for telling good stories seems like it would involve making up something actually possible as step 1, semi-believable as step 2, and actually funny or interesting outside of your own personal ideas of what is funny or interesting as step 3. Step 4 is probably 'not giving a poo poo if people don't believe you, and going on telling stories'.
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Mar 30, 2018 01:35
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"storytelling" means the same thing as "writing a thing on the Internet" apparently. I'm telling a story right now. I am a storyteller. A good one. Really.
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Mar 30, 2018 03:52
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Aleph Null posted:"storytelling" means the same thing as "writing a thing on the Internet" apparently. I'm telling a story right now. I am a storyteller. A good one. Really. As an intelligent nerd, my lip curled in disgust at this post. Pneub has a new favorite as of 07:34 on Mar 30, 2018 |
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Mar 30, 2018 07:24
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Aleph Null posted:"storytelling" means the same thing as "writing a thing on the Internet" apparently. I'm telling a story right now. I am a storyteller. A good one. Really. As someone else on the internet, I must now tell you why I disagree with this post. And also how much I don't care about it. Repeatedly, and at length.
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Mar 30, 2018 09:50
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BrigadierSensible posted:As someone else on the internet, I must now tell you why I disagree with this post. And also how much I don't care about it. Repeatedly, and at length. HA! I didn't care before it became cool to not care. Sell out.
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Mar 30, 2018 10:49
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Butt Detective posted:Not exactly stdh, but a post I just saw on Tumblr that's relevant to the thread. I'm reminded of that one Klingon dude from DS9 that said it didn't matter how embelished the stories of old were, as long as they were inspiring and glorious Except instead of heroic battles, it's "MAGGIE SIMPONS??!!? I CAN'T EVEN?????!!!!" EDIT: Content  Danaru has a new favorite as of 15:08 on Mar 30, 2018 |
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Mar 30, 2018 13:40
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Ceiling fan posted:I ran into my first serious discussion about safe spaces on my first date with a professor. I noticed a few bound reports on her shelf on the development of the Iraqi government. I talked a little bit about being in the military and then playing EVE, and how Goonfleet diplomacy compared to state department practices. She though it was funny how Goonfleet exercised soft power and how it was more effective than some state actions. And that safe spaces were a drag on academic freedom in principle while trigger warnings were nonsense. We had a short discussion where I supported the idea that trigger warnings helped mitigate PTSD events. It wasn't long before I comprised by tickling her nipples. The rest of the evening was nipple oriented.
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Mar 30, 2018 21:34
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To be totally honest, I was not expecting it to go there.
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Mar 30, 2018 21:44
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Danaru posted:I'm reminded of that one Klingon dude from DS9 that said it didn't matter how embelished the stories of old were, as long as they were inspiring and glorious Her follow-up text: "No, the big fuss."
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Mar 30, 2018 21:46
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"Wow, its even tinier than they said it was"
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Mar 30, 2018 21:58
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Mar 31, 2018 16:08
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Good job on that written confession of possession with intent to supply... that didn't happen.
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Mar 31, 2018 16:15
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maswastaken posted:Good job on that written confession of possession with intent to supply... that didn't happen. not to mention probably some form of felony assault, all in a way that makes it incredibly obvious to tell which employee did all of that considering her name was on the tub. Although you probably wouldn't need a name to spot the type of person who brings brownies into work for 2 straight weeks.
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Mar 31, 2018 16:19
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yeah I eat rear end posted:not to mention probably some form of felony assault, all in a way that makes it incredibly obvious to tell which employee did all of that considering her name was on the tub. Although you probably wouldn't need a name to spot the type of person who brings brownies into work for 2 straight weeks. I don't know what you're trying to imply, but you shouldn't assume that the enormous platter of brownies I bring to the office every week is intended to share.
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Mar 31, 2018 16:44
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I'm the person adding pot to the brownies after they've been baked.
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Mar 31, 2018 18:01
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I'm the crafty person who knows the exact dosage of a notoriously inconsistent drug that will be undetectable by numerous strangers but still detectable by an unknown screening process.
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Mar 31, 2018 18:22
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Also her daughter is baking those - does that mean her 9 year old is handling Marijuana? Shes turning all her children into hooligans and whores! 
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Mar 31, 2018 21:03
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maswastaken posted:Good job on that written confession of possession with intent to supply... that didn't happen. Wouldn't drugging food you know will be consumed by others also legally qualify as attempting to poison them?
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Mar 31, 2018 21:29
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No see they do it all the times in the movies the bad thieves will be arrested/fired for being assclowns and I will walk away victorious 
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Mar 31, 2018 23:32
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Don't see what the big deal is, I poison my co-workers all the time. The trick is to take the dive and poison yourself too, that way you won't get caught.
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Apr 1, 2018 00:49
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You have plausible deniability with a rather hot pepper or a fuckton of hot sauce, not so much with ipecac or cat drugs.
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Apr 1, 2018 01:06
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I was just remembering FML and Texts from Last Night and First World Problems. They were funny for a little while until you realize it's all STDH.
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Apr 2, 2018 01:49
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That note is stdh but at least one person had the idea and decided to act on it instead of just typing up a fantasy about it for the Internet: https://www.thelocal.se/20060317/3312 I don't think anyone applauded at the end irl.
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Apr 2, 2018 06:33
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Met police officer spiked bottle of energy drink with screenwash to teach colleague who kept stealing it 'a lesson'
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Apr 2, 2018 09:59
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Norrskensren posted:That note is stdh but at least one person had the idea and decided to act on it instead of just typing up a fantasy about it for the Internet: quote:Thirteen employees who ate the cake experienced unpleasant side-effects such as palpitations, hallucinations and breathing difficulties, and were taken to hospital. White people when they get free pot.
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Apr 2, 2018 10:12
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Having been poisoned, I can tell you that it's not a fun experience when you suddenly realize that something is wrong.
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Apr 2, 2018 10:26
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Fathis Munk posted:Having been poisoned, I can tell you that it's not a fun experience when you suddenly realize that something is wrong. Was there at least someone to offer you a nice egg in that trying time? I find that always helps when I get poisoned.
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Apr 2, 2018 10:43
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Fathis Munk posted:Having been poisoned, I can tell you that it's not a fun experience when you suddenly realize that something is wrong. Did't someone give you enough arsenic to kill an elephant or something like that? That's the less trippy way of poisoning.
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Apr 2, 2018 10:57
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Something in that vein yeah. But even the more tippy kind of poisoning is probably hella anxiety inducing if you have no idea where it might come from.
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Apr 2, 2018 12:29
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I tried making weed butter for the first time a couple months ago because my dog got pancreatitis and was losing weight from not eating. Only after making it did I do the research to see that 1. You shouldn't drug your dog and 2. High fat consumption is bad for pancreatitis. So I decided to scrap that idea and make a couple cookies with it instead. I ate 2/3 of a deece sized cookie at like 7pm and didn't sleep at all that night and was hosed up for like 24 hours. Work was absolutely miserable and I wanted to die. And I've smoked pot since I was 13, basically everyday between age 15-19. I wouldn't spike my worst enemy's food because if someone did that to me I absolutely would have gone to the emergency room.
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Apr 2, 2018 13:24
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Katt posted:White people when they get free pot. I once ate an entire pot brownie instead of just a bite, getting 6 times the dose of everyone else there. The girl who made them swears to this day that she told me to just nibble off a corner, but I have no recollection of this. I ended up with my brain about 30 seconds behind my body, where I was so dissociated that I could still walk around and talk but my mind wouldn't acknowledge it as real until afterward. Then I just ended up getting more and more nauseous until I threw up.
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Apr 2, 2018 14:24
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:I tried making weed butter for the first time a couple months ago because my dog got pancreatitis and was losing weight from not eating. Can you explain the correlation between the first part of this sentence and the last? How on earth did you think giving weed to your dog would be a good idea?
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Apr 2, 2018 18:08
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Non Serviam posted:Can you explain the correlation between the first part of this sentence and the last? How on earth did you think giving weed to your dog would be a good idea? Weed can help with inflammation (checked with a quick google) and Panreatitis is an itis - an inflammation. The logic is there, it's just canine digestive systems are very different to human systems so weed would probably have stronger/different effects.
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Apr 2, 2018 18:16
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:I tried making weed butter for the first time a couple months ago because my dog got pancreatitis and was losing weight from not eating. Only after making it did I do the research to see that 1. You shouldn't drug your dog and 2. High fat consumption is bad for pancreatitis. So I decided to scrap that idea and make a couple cookies with it instead. I ate 2/3 of a deece sized cookie at like 7pm and didn't sleep at all that night and was hosed up for like 24 hours. Work was absolutely miserable and I wanted to die. And I've smoked pot since I was 13, basically everyday between age 15-19. Thank you for being a responsible person. My fiancee got a text from her sister "my friend makes pot peanut butter for her dog to help keep the dog calm. Let's do that to ours!" And she sees nothing wrong with giving their little terrier weed.
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Apr 2, 2018 18:19
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Non Serviam posted:Can you explain the correlation between the first part of this sentence and the last? How on earth did you think giving weed to your dog would be a good idea? I think the logic was that marijuana is an appetite stimulant for many people, and therefore would be for dogs? I don't think it's good logic, because dogs and people are very different, but the first premise is sound.
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Apr 2, 2018 18:19
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Dogs can't provide consent for that kind of thing, don't poison your dogs either.
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counterpoint: giving cats catnip is cool and good
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