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Some stupid computer website posted:Listen to the beeping sound and write down the number of beeps before each pause, if the beeps are long or short, or if the beeps high or low in tone. Once a pattern is determined, use the following beep code table to identify which component might be causing the problem I loving hate hardware
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look if you can think of a better way to signal problems than chinese morse code, we'd love to hear it
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Mar 30, 2018 11:50
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Media Bloodbath posted:look at that Acxiom drop I'm sure a bunch of them will adapt 
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Mar 30, 2018 12:42
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i wish i still had access to the photogrammetry software i used in college for surveying sounds like a good way to get your firm shortlisted for any FB projects
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https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/30/17179100/facebook-memo-leaks-boz-andrew-bosworthquote:Although we all subconsciously look for signal on integrity in interviews, should we consider whether this needs to be formalized in the interview process? quote:This is so disappointing, wonder if there is a way to hire for integrity. We are probably focusing on the intelligence part and getting smart people here who lack a moral compass and loyalty.
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Mar 30, 2018 13:29
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Wherein "integrity" means "loyalty at all costs"
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Mar 30, 2018 13:34
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Not a Children posted:Wherein "integrity" means "loyalty at all costs"
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Mar 30, 2018 13:40
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leaking posts crying about how terrible it is that people leak posts 
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Mar 30, 2018 13:41
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lmao jesus christquote:This is the very real cost of leaks. We had a sensitive topic that we could engage on openly and explore even bad ideas, even if just to eliminate them. If we have to live in fear that even our bad ideas will be exposed then we won’t explore them or understand them as such, we won’t clearly label them as such, we run a much greater risk of stumbling on them later. Conversations go underground or don’t happen at all. And not only are we worse off for it, so are the people who use our products. fire facebook into the sun
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Mar 30, 2018 13:51
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tazjin posted:I loving hate hardware my man my bike trainer cut out during a workout once and the status light was blinking red, so i went to look up what it meant: https://www.cycleops.com/Uploads/PDF/CycleOps-Manuals/Hammer-Magnus-LED-Combinations.pdf they tell you what the blinking light means in loving hertz this is certainly a thing the average person will know how to figure out lesson is, never, ever, let the engineers write the user's manual
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Mar 30, 2018 14:06
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Supposedly magic leap is finally shipping test hardware to devs under the requirement they store it in a safe. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-30/magic-leap-ships-first-set-of-devices-under-tight-security-constraints
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Mar 30, 2018 14:16
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uncurable mlady posted:lmao jesus christ they're correct
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Mar 30, 2018 14:20
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Shaggar posted:their correct
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Shaggar posted:there correct
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Mar 30, 2018 14:36
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Shaggar posted:they're correct yes how will they ever understand bad ideas are bad when they keep getting leaked and widely denounced as bad by the populace
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Mar 30, 2018 14:49
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blast from the past https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2007/feb/08/business.comment remember when myspace looked invincible?
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i agree with shaggar but it doesn’t absolve facebook at all. the problem is they’ve been constantly choosing the bad options- not that the discussion of them is happening
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Rex-Goliath posted:i agree with shaggar but it doesn’t absolve facebook at all. the problem is they’ve been constantly choosing the bad options- not that the discussion of them is happening oh no, what if they have been choosing the good options from the ones presented?
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Mar 30, 2018 15:05
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tazjin posted:I loving hate hardware lol
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ate all the Oreos posted:i love these stories that come up when yet another startup reinvents the shame cube hell, shame
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:my man even more lol
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uncurable mlady posted:lmao jesus christ but people might leak our discussions of how we could profit from and support racism/bigotry/xenophobia 
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lancemantis posted:but people might leak our discussions of how we could profit from and support racism/bigotry/xenophobia *Sells conversations for money, gets mad when conversations get leaked. Possibly because no one got paid for them.*
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Mar 30, 2018 15:46
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uncurable mlady posted:lmao jesus christ fukken love that framing yeah, I'm sure that thread was just full of employees telling a company VP that his idea was a piece of poo poo in a non-anomymous setting like, sure, people should be able to discuss bad ideas. but that memo wasn't about ideas. it was about telling their employees that ethically dubious or even outright dangerous practices are a-OK, and people should put ethical questions aside because Facebook is an inherent good for the world
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quote:How loving terrible that some irresponsible jerk decided he or she had some god complex that jeopardizes our inner culture and something that makes Facebook great? isn't "inner culture" a term used to describe cults
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"inner culture" = suburban immunity/affluenza "someone leaked that I said I didn't want to live in a neighborhood with those people, and now lots of people are mad at me and won't leave me alone and won't just forget about it like I ask them to" "apologize? why would I do anything like that, I've never done it before in my life"
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Mar 30, 2018 16:56
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he also defends the post as a “straw man” which, yeah ok, there’s nothing corporate VPs love more than to make straw man arguments to their entire company in order to “start a discussion”
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Mar 30, 2018 16:58
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uncurable mlady posted:he also defends the post as a “straw man” which, yeah ok, there’s nothing corporate VPs love more than to make straw man arguments to their entire company in order to “start a discussion” "Even I didn't agree with my post as I was making it!!! If the employee who leaked thought it was in earnest and argued fully against it instead of leaking, I would have given them a cookie and a promotion!!!! Now, when we find him or her, they will have to endure the Punishment Cube"
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uncurable mlady posted:he also defends the post as a “straw man” which, yeah ok, there’s nothing corporate VPs love more than to make straw man arguments to their entire company in order to “start a discussion” wouldn't be entirely surprised given the prior example from Google of 'women: mentally deficient?' that apparently nobody thought to memory hole before more than a handful of people saw it
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uncurable mlady posted:lmao jesus christ someone tell these kids about “discovery” and how it’s virtually certain their bad ideas will not only be exposed, but portrayed by a lawyer in the most unflattering possible light in front of a jury
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eschaton posted:fire facebook into the sun someone tell these kids about “discovery” and how it’s virtually certain their bad ideas will not only be exposed, but portrayed by a lawyer in the most unflattering possible light in front of a jury [/quote] it is impressive how absolutely ignorant of discovery in legal actions is, and how wildly self-incriminating they will be if they think theyre clever
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Mar 30, 2018 18:28
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prisoner of waffles posted:"Even I didn't agree with my post as I was making it!!! If the employee who leaked thought it was in earnest and argued fully against it instead of leaking, I would have given them a cookie and a promotion!!!! Now, when we find him or her, they will have to endure the Punishment Cube" lots of people at Facebook would happily endure the Punishment Cube if it meant some respite from their open plan hell people there construct makeshift cubicles from mobile whiteboards only to see them taken away because “hey, doesn’t look like you’re using this…”
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Mar 30, 2018 18:30
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yeah, like rule number 2 of being in business is never write something down you wouldn't want your mom or a jury to hear
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Greatbacon posted:yeah, like rule number 2 of being in business is never write something down you wouldn't want your mom or a jury to hear im seeing people upset by the announcement from slack that companies will soon have greater ability to read the contents of "private" slack channels on their servers and im just baffled. dont type stuff on company systems that you dont want the company to read, thats like Being An Employee 101 level knowledge
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Mar 30, 2018 18:41
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Boot and Rally posted:*Sells conversations for money, gets mad when conversations get leaked. Possibly because no one got paid for them.*
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*hastily deletes MYCRIMES.TXT*
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Greatbacon posted:yeah, like rule number 2 of being in business is never write something down you wouldn't want your mom or a jury to hear ive heard it as the 3 m's media manager mother
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qirex posted:*hastily deletes MYCRIMES.TXT* "what's a search warrant? I did this on my personal computer you can't look at that its private!"
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crimes was sadly taken but https://s3.amazonaws.com/mycrimes/mycrimes.txt s3 bucket names are global
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