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IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Productive day at the optical fibre mines - test bore found a seam close to the surface.

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


looks like he struck coil

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Former DILF posted:

looks like he struck coil

Black gold, <Texas>BASE-T

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Mar 30, 2018

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Jet Jaguar posted:

So what does one even DO with this? (Other than back away slowly and try not to inhale the fumes...)
Locate the next upstream breaker and shut it off. Of course if the box in question feeds something that makes money you might have to argue a bit about how no, it's not fine to leave it like that.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

ExecuDork posted:

This is really interesting. Also, it raised a question for me (probably a stupid question): What would happen if a tornado hit a high-rise? Like, a decent F2 or F3 makes direct contact with a 25-story apartment or office block.

The 1970 Lubbock F5 directly hit the Great Plains Life building. It twisted the structure so bad that the elevators jammed. They had to remove the top four stories, but they managed to repair the rest of the structure enough to keep using the building to this day.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


rndmnmbr posted:

The 1970 Lubbock F5 directly hit the Great Plains Life building. It twisted the structure so bad that the elevators jammed. They had to remove the top four stories, but they managed to repair the rest of the structure enough to keep using the building to this day.

There was the infamous 2000 Fort Worth tornado, where an F3 tore through downtown and damaged a lot of the skyscrapers. A lot of damage but ultimately the structures stood and things got rebuilt shockingly quickly.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE



I guarantee you that the foreman used the excuse "well we were told it was buried deeper!".

Hobnob
Feb 23, 2006

Ursa Adorandum

Former DILF posted:

looks like he struck coil

There's singlemode in them there hills.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Nerses IV posted:

I once worked with a guy doing auger cast piles and he said he took out the cable supplying internet to most of the carribbean when he was in Miami

I don't know enough about the internet to say if that's bullshit or not

He probably hosed up something but the stories are usually like fish stories and become myths after awhile.

My father worked with heavy equipment and one of his friends would always tell the story about how he accidentally cut an early fiber optic line in the 1980s. When I was first told the story the angry company representative that ran out to the digsite said they were losing a million dollars a day. Eventually it evolved into that he took down their worldwide operations and they were losing a million dollars a minute.

It's the same guy that wasn't paying attention and got the rear arm of his backhoe hit by a slow moving train. The story evolved into him basically jumping away from an explosion as a bullet train obliterated his machine.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



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VictorianQueerLit posted:

He probably hosed up something but the stories are usually like fish stories and become myths after awhile.

My father worked with heavy equipment and one of his friends would always tell the story about how he accidentally cut an early fiber optic line in the 1980s. When I was first told the story the angry company representative that ran out to the digsite said they were losing a million dollars a day. Eventually it evolved into that he took down their worldwide operations and they were losing a million dollars a minute.

It's the same guy that wasn't paying attention and got the rear arm of his backhoe hit by a slow moving train. The story evolved into him basically jumping away from an explosion as a bullet train obliterated his machine.

This is one of those stories that seem completely bullshit but COULD be real.

The case of my uncles plumbing company and George (and to clarify, seen by me as a kid):

My uncle had a booming business and bought a bunch of new Utes complete with custom tool trays and racks. Loaded his 5 best staff with those dedicated vehicles.

George though, was special. Like Rainman special. But also stupid. Matt had all the Utes in a row set up for a newspaper article in front of a big new project.

George was sent to get the meat pies for lunch. Got hungry on the way back, proceeded to try to eat his pie driving, it spilt and burned his crotch and he grinded every new work vehicle instead of pulling in. Ruined them all.

This was the dude that also caught us playing with knives and sliced his hand open doing a 'this is how you do it' thing. I have memory problems but something something hammers + Ramset charges

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Crosspost from AI- road debris are no joke:

Just popped up on my fb feed:





Car ahead of them kicked up a chunk of steel that went through their (empty) passenger side.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Crosspost from AI- road debris are no joke:

Just popped up on my fb feed:





Car ahead of them kicked up a chunk of steel that went through their (empty) passenger side.

That steel don't want no scrub

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Crosspost from AI- road debris are no joke:

Just popped up on my fb feed:





Car ahead of them kicked up a chunk of steel that went through their (empty) passenger side.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfkts0u-m6w

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mierenneuker posted:

Mine should play :piss:

I would definitely be interested in a smoke alarm that played The Cranberrries. Hell yeah.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



OMG I have the perfect use for this.

(also I thought it was Owe Boll first time I saw then felt bad when it was Jimmy)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Crosspost from AI- road debris are no joke:

Just popped up on my fb feed:





Car ahead of them kicked up a chunk of steel that went through their (empty) passenger side.

oh, this reminds me of a fun one from a while back

I was preflighting a plane before going flying, and on the walkaround I noticed a weird extra piece of metal stuck on the landing gear leg. I'd never seen it before, so I poked at it a bit and found that it was just sort of friction-fit in place around the leg. It easily popped off and I turned it over in my hands a few times -- it was about four inches square, made of 1/4" welded steel plate, and weighed about two pounds.

Looked like this:


What was it, I wondered? I took it inside to the flight school, where they said "oh, that's a jackpad! They were working on the plane the other day and I guess they forgot to take it off."



:crossarms: The other day?

Yes, according to the logbook, the plane had been flown twice since the maintenance was completed before I got to it, with neither pilot noticing the jackpad stuck (friction-fit!) on the underside of the gear leg. :stonk:

I don't know exactly what would be the results of dropping a two-pound chunk of angled steel plate off of an airplane at 4000 feet, but I can't imagine they'd be pretty

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

HEY NONG MAN posted:

I would definitely be interested in a smoke alarm that played The Cranberrries. Hell yeah.

Make sure it's the correct cover version, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QnVVZZyzaI

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Nice of him to take a picture of the brick he shat.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Make sure it's the correct cover version, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QnVVZZyzaI

The comments are beautiful.

poo poo is crazy.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Goldmining in South America, apparently:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1682017435386329/permalink/2082533922001343/

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Arrhythmia posted:

Nice of him to take a picture of the brick he shat.

She just confirmed it's one of these:

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
I don’t get why it needs such a large chunk of metal attached to it. In Australia they just stick the reflectors onto the road with a little pad of tar that they heat up. They end up coming off over time but it takes a few years for that to occur.

skateboardjesus
Oct 16, 2004

Slippery Tilde
How is the Governor's cousin's foundry going to stay in business if you just glue poo poo to the road without a big hunk of metal on it?

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

I don’t get why it needs such a large chunk of metal attached to it. In Australia they just stick the reflectors onto the road with a little pad of tar that they heat up. They end up coming off over time but it takes a few years for that to occur.

In America we either forever ignore our roads after we install them and would therefore never replace them or we spend 2-3 years doing the most minor maintenance. It's easier to just over engineer them from the start so they last the two centuries until we come back to fix the road.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

I don’t get why it needs such a large chunk of metal attached to it. In Australia they just stick the reflectors onto the road with a little pad of tar that they heat up. They end up coming off over time but it takes a few years for that to occur.

In lots of America we get this stuff called "snow" and if you just stick the reflectors on the road surface, rather than in a recessed mounting, they will all come off the next time a plow truck comes along.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

I don’t get why it needs such a large chunk of metal attached to it. In Australia they just stick the reflectors onto the road with a little pad of tar that they heat up. They end up coming off over time but it takes a few years for that to occur.

Likewise so far as I've seen in the US as well (though I've never walked down the middle of something interstate-sized).

Are those huge chunks of steel normal some places? :stare:

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Phanatic posted:

In lots of America we get this stuff called "snow" and if you just stick the reflectors on the road surface, rather than in a recessed mounting, they will all come off the next time a plow truck comes along.

Or water gets underneath and freezes and it pops off anyway.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Phanatic posted:

In lots of America we get this stuff called "snow" and if you just stick the reflectors on the road surface, rather than in a recessed mounting, they will all come off the next time a plow truck comes along.

I’m aware of snow buts it’s infrequent enough that things just shut down for the day when it happens. Surely there’s a better way of recessing it than a big chunk of metal.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

poo poo is crazy

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Intellectual
AI Enthusiast

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

I don’t get why it needs such a large chunk of metal attached to it. In Australia they just stick the reflectors onto the road with a little pad of tar that they heat up. They end up coming off over time but it takes a few years for that to occur.

I don't know where that incident occurred but there is snow and snowplowing in much of North America.

They trialed a few thing around where I live (Canada) but they seemed to always get scraped up or popped out, and I haven't seen any in years.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/bbcarchive/status/979765201338736640?s=21

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Yeah that big old hunk of steel just seems more liable to catch a snow plow blade and peel up, I don't know if I've ever seen those.

Around here I think they've gone to grinding out recesses that the reflectors sit in.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
Yeah decades old British Civil defense readiness comes up in conversation all the time

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Arrath posted:

Yeah that big old hunk of steel just seems more liable to catch a snow plow blade and peel up, I don't know if I've ever seen those.

Around here I think they've gone to grinding out recesses that the reflectors sit in.

The whole thing is anchored in the asphalt, only the area with the reflector is exposed.

Of course if you have a crumbling infrastructure, the asphalt starts to fall away and erode.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Gunshow Poophole posted:

Yeah decades old British Civil defense readiness comes up in conversation all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG16ebNtce4

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

We get snow in Vancouver and we definitely don't have recessed reflectors. I don't know if they get popped off a lot though. Maybe they just don't plow the lines.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

hm I wonder if there’s an American film like this one anywhere

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Noice

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I've seen artisanal mining operations like that on three continents. That one is pretty high-tech, normally they use a bucket chain to do that.

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