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ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

The Qurry Qolleqtive is not loving around this time.

I'm enjoying Debbie's characterization thus far. :allears:

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Leos Klein
Mar 11, 2011

ALL HAIL CARDIEL

That poor chicken sandwich is now overcooked :(

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
I MEAN IT, I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOUR BLATHERING ANY MORE! I RUN THESE GAMES. ME. ME. ME!
It was just a prank bro!
Do you guys have anything to eat in this totally not awful pocket commentary dimension?
debbie we have corn nuts do you like them






:sotw: :sotw: When a good time turns around...You must whip it! You will never live it down...unless you whip it! No one gets away...Until they whip it! :sotw: :sotw:
DANCING BANANAS!?!? ARE YOU TRYING TO DISTRACT ME!?
Oh my god what is happening in that holodeck.
debbie we have banana flavored corn nuts i can get you some would you like that debbie

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
You're spending quite a bit of time as the clown, better be careful, if you keep making that face it might freeze like that!
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU






Has the Doctor taken Tiffany on as his new companion? I know he has a thing for former pop stars...
hee hee hee chowdown man ate the sammich i hope the steak is careful now hee hee hee
Really, Metta World Peace? We give you a second chance and life and you just throw it away? Tim, I think we should have him on again next season, and every season after that. Just keep bringing him back...
Uh...comparatively sane Q...the clown guy is acting kinda weird...
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SH--
UT up. Just shut your mouth. Your threats are toothless! The continuum is a #$%ing paper tiger. They're not gonna stop me. You're all...urhj...
...just trying to distract me! I'm not listening to you one mo...
...ment longer. I will...
...do what I want! You can't control me! I will...
RUN THIS GAME AND YOU WILL SHUT UP. YOU WILL...

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
It was only a matter of time before Chowdown caved in to the pressure. I wonder if he shared with Patlu.

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
PLACE: THE Q CONTINUUM, OVERLOOKING SEASON 5 OF THE HUNGER GAMES. TIME: IS MEANINGLESS HERE

Wha...where are we?
Welcome to the Continuum, Remy. Well, at least, a representation of it that your rodent mind can comprehend. We're observing past events, but we can't change or interact with anything. Over there, that's Tim Qurry. And the hooded figure isn't important....
I see! Who's that little oddly shaped white fellow?
That's the Qualrus, the Q that ran Season 5 of the games. We're a day into the season...but this is where things started to get a little...odd. Listen up....





(on the phone)Um so something $%^&ed up, which is lame since this was a great start. somehow the seed on the site changed and we`re getting different events. I Qmailed them to see what happened but its probably my fault and we may need to restart. stay tuned.(hangs up)
(shakes head dissaprovingly)
Ugh...I hate talking to the Qmedia about mistakes like this.
I've got no idea what happened, sir. The games just shut down.
Really, Qurry? You're the technical expert here!
(points finger accusingly at Tim)
You can't seriously think *I* had something to do with it!?
Either way, the mistake is on you. As senior Hunger Games Technical Specialist, you need to be down there in the action to keep things running smooth!
Are you suggesting...I take part!?
Precisely. Since you've been such a clown up here, as punishment, the continuum banishes you to the games as...PENNYWISE THE CLOWN!
What? Plea-

se..what have you done to me?
Get down there, tribute!

(crosses arms, looking at Qualrus)
You better go down there, too. Keep an eye on him. You're better at assuming human form than most, anyway.
(nods , reluctantly)


TO BE CONTINUED

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Chowdown eating the sandwich was inevitable.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Pennywise Vs Kefka? :f5h: 🤡

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.




They've discussed their battle plans and are putting them to practice :getin:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
God drat it i knew entering food items was dangerous

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Popuko and Pipimi keep doing the same thing completely independently of each other, strangely enough.
I just loving knew Chowdown was going to eat a sandwich at some point. Wonder if he'll follow that other one into the sun.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Sargent Chowdown is my spirit animal.
:love::fork:

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Mycroft Holmes posted:


Jake Featherston


Clarence Potter

I'm just catching up on this thread now, but there was a comic adaptation of the Southern Victory series?

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!

Uh...where did the insane guy go?
Really, Tim? Running away, during the games even? I better go look for him...

debbie we are alone now
...





hee hee hee the steak is in the elevator
They're coming back...right?

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
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debbie look i painted you a picture of a muffin on top of another muffin
I never thought I'd miss the Q...







DEATH TO ALL SPIES!

Sit still, you stupid Bozo knockoff!

Mother said there would be days like this.
debbie can i look at your knees please debbie please i just want to look at them

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
TIME: Oct 2017. PLACE: SEASON FIVE OF THE HUNGER GAMES, DAY 3 (rebooted version)



We've been here three days already...has that computer of yours figured out what I need to do?
Ziggy's still crunching all the numbers...but, I have been able to confirm that, for some reason, when our imaging chamber lost track of Dr. Becket, it locked onto you, instead.
Humdee dee dee, ho ho ho..hee hee
Yikes! It's that clown...we better hide
Well, you need to. I'm hologram, remember? Only you can see me. I'm gonna listen in on slappy over there.
He ha he, it's all going according to plan. I knew that dumbo would send me down here...they have no idea what they've done.
(begins twirling a rope playfully) Ha ha ha, soon...soon.
Well that sure sounded ominous. I take it that thing knows more about what's going on than any of these other yahoos do. I think we should keep our eyes on him.
Easy for you to say...I don't relish having to stalk a creepy clown...

TO BE CONTINUED

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yippee ki-yay, Dr. Beckett.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012


:discourse:

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
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debbie what is your favorite kind of rabbit
You asked me that yesterday, twice. I don't have one. Stop talking to me.



(appearing suddenly in the extra dimensional commentary booth) Huzzah, it is I! Booster Gold!
I don't think you're supposed to be here, but I'm glad you are anyway. It was getting really awkward.
i'm bear
Why, hello there bear! It took me forever to get that interphase generator down there working, even with my 25th century tech this old 24th century stuff can be hard to get calibrated properly! Where's the Blue Beetle when I need him?
So you meant to come here? Why?
I'm with the resistance! I'm here to save you guys, cause things are about to get preeeeetty hairy down there, and probably up here too!
can i go back to my office now i mean i am office bear after all thank you yellow man debbie you should come with me my office has a drinking fountain

TO BE CONTINUED

(that's all for tonight folks)

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Typical Frieza move.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Booster, you crazy motherfucker

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I guess John McClane couldn't go SSJ.

Hooray for Booster escaping!

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
Q CONTINUUM, OVERLOOKING SEASON 5 OF THE HUNGER GAMES

So Tim Qurry...actually participated in a game?
Sort of. He was sent down with partially disabled powers, as a learning experience. We sent a fully powered Q down as tribute as well, to sort of keep an eye on him. But, knowing that particular Q, well...anyway...none of us anticipated what would happen. Observe...



HUNGER GAMES ARENA, SEASON 5 DAY 4

Psst. Hey, Gkargie, Gkargie, hee hee hee... come 'ere
What do you want? I'm trying to hide in these bushes and you are blowing my cover...
Aw, aw...Gkargie, you know I'm jus' tryin' to help ya out...I got somethin' fer ya
Fine. What is it...
Want this rope, Gkargie? I want you to have it. It might come in handy if you use it on a certain...man.
You want me to use it to kill someone?
That's right...hehehe...



That rope was inbued with powers capable of killing a Q in human form. Well, not killing really, but it does disrupt our ability to manifest physically. How Tim got it is still unknown, and no Q had ever tried to harm another Q before....
I think I see where this is going...

Polly Toodle fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Apr 4, 2018

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

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HUNGER GAMES SEASON 21, PRESENT DAY

I FEEL. DIFFERENT. MORE, COMPLETE. ALONE NOW. THE INTERLOPER HAS ABANDONED PURSUIT. THE BEAR ,THE WOMAN, GONE. ONLY US NOW. RESUME BLOODSHED.





WE HAVE NO WITTY BANTER TO CONTRIBUTE

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
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WHITE HOUSE SITUATION ROOM. PRESENT DAY

HOLY LATENT PERSONALITY BATMAN! Things have taken an unexpected twist. We have to move now or the consequences could be unimaginable! President Garfield, give the order! Can't stay, needed elsewhere!

I'm in contact with Dwight at the launch site...are all systems go?
(over video phone)Yes sir, our benefactor has completed his calculations and this bizarre machine of his is ready to begin the dimensional shift...
Then Godspeed, gentlemen.
Bon voyage, brave task force...

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
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HUNGER GAMES ARENA, SEASON 5, NIGHT 4



Hey, Al, can you scout ahead? There's someone on the ground in front of us and if we're gonna make it to that hidden cave for the night we're gonna have to pass by him...
Sure thing, Al. I'll scout ahead...being a hologram sure does have its advantages at times.
Hey, tacky suit guy! You got any water? I'm dyin' of thirst here!
Holy Cow! You can see me?
Well, you did say those with simple, pure hearts could see you...
Yeah, but here? This guy?
Less talking, more water! I'm Al, by the way...
Just what we need, another Al...fine, I have a little water I saved from the river..
Gadzooks! Ziggy's calculations are complete! I know who we need to save...



TO BE CONTINUED

(sorry, missed a day on the updates...and today was story heavy. but big things are to come...)

Polly Toodle fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Apr 4, 2018

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There is only room for one Al here and it ain't Borland:colbert:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


no, 66% of my tributes have been culled

:negative:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Ah night 4 season 5 the day I was killed by Stalin.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
That's two of the Pipimi-killers down. Will Popuko exact vengeance upon the other two?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
wait, how did clarence potter die? i can't find the event.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

There is only room for one Al here and it ain't Borland:colbert:

I don't think so, Tim (Qurry)

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

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Mycroft Holmes posted:

wait, how did clarence potter die? i can't find the event.

whoops lost another one between screenshots. From night 1:

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

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ENGAGE NIGHTSHIFT.




MURDER SMALL SUSPICIOUS CHILD.

Polly Toodle fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Apr 5, 2018

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
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DISTURBANCE DETECTED NEAR ARENA. UNABLE TO LOCK. FOOL'S LUCK DETECTED.



Disengage Technodrome dimensional drive! Transport complete. Prepare the boarding claw! Go my footclan, go!

Careful, Shredder. We need to move precisely and stay close to our Fool's Luck members if we want to avoid the wrath of Qurry.

There, if you target the area directly below the starboard nacelle you should be able to penetrate the ship's shields with your drill shuttle.

Ready the drill shuttle! Boarding party, on me! Go, go!

Good luck everybody!

I hope they still got some o' those space vittles over there!

Jethro, this isn't a time for food!
...
The interphase generator in the research bay is still set for transport to the commentary booth. If we can get back to it...

We have to seize the ship and that interphase generator. With it, we can take the fight directly to Qurry.

(boards the shuttle with the Foot Clan)

Launch the shuttle!

ZORT! This is going to be so much fun! Ha ha!

Let's do this!

(CRASH! The drill shuttle launchs and breaches into the ship! Dozens of foot soldiers and the resistance stream into the hallways)



Go, my footclan! Go! Kill all that resist!







Guys, we have problems! There's a bunch of teenage girls in black clothes fighting us!

The tributes aren't cooperating with the plan...they're either hiding from us or hindering our progress.

Our time is up, we have to fall back!


...........


FLEE. FLEE, YOU FOOLS. I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO LOCK ONTO YOU, BUT I CAN MOVE THIS SHIP...

(The Enterprise vanishes)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So Chowdown is unwilling to bite the hand that feeds.
I'm not surprised.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Are the resistance REALLY sure they want loving Broly of all people on their side?

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Of course they do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XskJhF6u74Y&t=8s

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


Can't stoplu the Patlu :smugbert:

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ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Good thing Superfly joined them, or else they'd never be able to leave!

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