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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Merry resurrection day and hail Satan



:69snypa:

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

MariusLecter posted:

HOrses evolved with dog like mouths and teeth would deffo be apex predators and eat people. :black101:

Horses will eat flesh if nothing else is available.

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013
Spotted in NJ

https://m.imgur.com/a/emnz2

I've never been able to post images inline with my phone and I have no idea why. Look:

post-apocalyptic erotica has a new favorite as of 16:03 on Mar 31, 2018

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

post-apocalyptic erotica posted:

Spotted in NJ

[timg]imgur.com/a/emnz2[/timg]

You have to link to the image itself, not the imgur page.

Like this:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Merry resurrection day and hail Satan



:69snypa:

Seems a bit redundant since children are already satan.

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013
Ohhhhhhh okay. I figured the "copy link" option when you upload was a link to the image. Also haha I made you post dickbutt

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Stoatbringer posted:

BATS AREN'T BUGS!

Look, who's giving this report?!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Pick posted:

Horses will eat flesh if nothing else is available.

Most things will

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Samuringa posted:

Most things will



That's called "puddling" and they're after the salt primarily.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
if it's salt ur looking for, urine luck

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Samuringa posted:

Most things will



That's the most elaborate Iron Butterfly metaphor I've ever seen.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

if it's salt ur looking for, urine luck

Hey try that hell chicken post again on this page

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Karate Bastard posted:

Hey try that hell chicken post again on this page

ok pretend i went back and empty quoted it

how'd it go?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hell yeah that's some of the best poo poo let me tell you.

Ok y'all pretend I copied this post just above here to the quotes thread. How'd you like it?

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
this is the sort of validation i could only ever dream of

thank you

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/verygoodnana/status/979093192959082497

DoctorJones
Apr 28, 2003

Fortune and Glory.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Merry resurrection day and hail Satan



:69snypa:

pg 666 appropriate

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
:regd10:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Live action SeaLab lookin' sweet

sensible_chuckle.gif

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

MariusLecter posted:

HOrses evolved with dog like mouths and teeth would deffo be apex predators and eat people. :black101:

Charles Stross wrote a literally Lovecraftian horror story on that theme.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hail Satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsomnZWYXu8

E: lol hail Brendan Fraser too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7vewpiZ9bo

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Randaconda posted:

Didn't Tarantino really help RobRod get his break in Hollywood? That usually instills some loyalty.

Rebel Without a Crew is a really good read. It’s Rodriguez’s journal entries covering the production and sale of El Mariachi.

Rodriguez didn’t meet Tarantino until after El Mariachi had been picked up by a major studio for distribution and was seeing a ton of success at film festivals. However, Tarantino loved the movie and talking to Rodriguez so much that he immediately decided that they had to collaborate.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Ak Gara posted:

They also have a god drat bat'leth or two in their mouth.
Not just upward facing fangs, but FORWARD facing ones, too!


I'm under the impression that Hippos are primarily herbivores...they just have those teeth to gently caress things up...including each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7a2KBNqvcc

Also, now that we're on page 666 :killing:

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
hail satan page

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

MariusLecter posted:

Of course.

Also, horses are pretty much the only other animal that have our endurance for running. So dog mouthed, forward facing eyes, terminator endurance four legged and hoofed blood-thirsty demons.

Peak humans are much better distance runners than horses, and can easily outrun a horse in a marathon.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I keep hearing a car commercial (I think) that I'm convinced ripped off Brendan Fraser. I have no proof and can't remember the advert but overtime I hear it I think of the song. I'm sure the Sax part is similar.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/kasun1992/status/979825063263457280

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Baron von Eevl posted:

Peak humans are much better distance runners than horses, and can easily outrun a horse in a marathon.

Sled Dogs kick the poo poo outta both

They have freakish mutant metabolisms that can burn 12k calories per day and are somehow able to use fat for energy without first converting it into glycogen.

Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 20:16 on Mar 31, 2018

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Skippy McPants posted:

Sled Dogs kick the poo poo outta both

They have freakish mutant metabolisms that can burn 12k calories per day and are somehow able to use fat for energy without first converting it into glycogen.

Wolves and dogs both have pretty good endurance in general. That's part of the reason they made such good partners for us humans.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

:bang:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

Seems a bit redundant since children are already satan.

at what age then do they get better?

The answer after the fold

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Yellow Ant posted:

I thought the HARAMBE license plate I saw was bad, but this is worse. I also saw an AY LMAO one a while ago, too.

At my old apartment parking lot there was a guy who had license plate ACARLOL

The car was also covered with stuff like "I am an honor student at Hogwarts", "I brake for dragons", a chrome flying spaghetti monster, etc

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

syscall girl posted:

at what age then do they get better?

The answer after the fold

A few of them get slightly better after around 25.

Soulkys
Sep 7, 2008

The beast of Tanagra
Satan page confirms butterflies metal as gently caress

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

I appreciate that even his helpers are like "this fuckin guy."

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