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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Dude's a treasure.

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Dude's a treasure.

Cross posting

MourningView posted:

This reminds me that the one time I saw Joel Embiid in person at summer league a random cute girl in a Kobe jersey he tried to hit on sent his poo poo sailing into the 10th row like a young Mutombo

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


MourningView posted:

Snapchat's big money making idea was "really expensive sunglasses with a camera on them"

hey they also had that hotdog

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Villanova might be really good, folks.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

MourningView posted:

Cross posting

Embid's seemingly inept way with the ladies despite his constant desperate attempts is one of my favorite low key athlete subplots.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://twitter.com/AceAnbender/status/980236695986692096

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

gently caress Kansas

Trump

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Jayhawks being showered in piss for eternity

Disband their program

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Nantz, that's not how you pronounce meme

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Memmy

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

MourningView posted:

Cross posting

Embiid is the Kobe of hitting on women. never stop shooting your shot

edit: i should specify, he hits on women like kobe plays basketball, not like kobe hits on women, because i assume he gets consent

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

DC Murderverse posted:

Embiid is the Kobe of hitting on women. never stop shooting your shot

edit: i should specify, he hits on women like kobe plays basketball, not like kobe hits on women, because i assume he gets consent

Yeah but it's like Kobe after he tore his Achilles when it was mostly just kinda sad

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

buddhanc posted:

gently caress Kansas

Trump

This is some serious pot kettle poo poo coming from a dude from Texas

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I wonder if Embid goes out to the club and goes full Boomhauer.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food



egg on this Lawrence resident's face !

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

MourningView posted:

This is some serious pot kettle poo poo coming from a dude from Texas

Huh

Is it weird to dislike Kansas basketball or what

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I think Michigan will play better defense than Kansas did.

Will that be enough? gently caress IF I KNOW

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Nova gonna start out on Monday going 0/12 from 3 because thats just how this poo poo goes.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This makes up for the Phillies so much.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Nova gonna start out on Monday going 0/12 from 3 because thats just how this poo poo goes.

Glad to see that Villanova may have gotten all their good shooting out today.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

AsInHowe posted:

Glad to see that Villanova may have gotten all their good shooting out today.

you're all going to die

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
There was a four hour period where the more deranged Missouri fans thought we'd hired Jay Wright the year Mizzou ended up hiring Kim Anderson. It was sort of slightly believable if you squinted and wished a lot back then (well a hell of a lot more than it would be now) since it was before his first title and Nova had a couple of down years thrown in there.

Like all good coaching search rumors this was based solely on flightaware, a private jet flew out to Philadelphia and was coming back later that day. In the end there were actual press people out at the airport waiting for this plane to land. 4 wealthy confused farmers wondered why their yearly golf outing was such a big deal.

This is my Villanova story. Go Nova.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
My Nova story is I had them beating Kansas... in 2008.

Lol.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Notre Dame just won the women's national championship. Same woman that nailed the buzzer-beater to beat UConn in the semifinal did the same drat thing to beat Mississippi State.

https://twitter.com/ncaawbb/status/980599788923060224

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
As a State fan... That hurt. But we had a fair shot at it and only managed to hit our feet at the end. Plus that winning shot was pretty drat awesome.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

facialimpediment posted:

Notre Dame just won the women's national championship. Same woman that nailed the buzzer-beater to beat UConn in the semifinal did the same drat thing to beat Mississippi State.

https://twitter.com/ncaawbb/status/980599788923060224

holy poo poo :stare:

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



It's 3 hours from tipoff and I am horrified

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Then the refs said there was still 0.1 seconds on the clock and made the teams play it out which took about 6 minutes of everyone's time because all the Mississippi State girls went to the lockers.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Neodoomium posted:

It's 3 hours from tipoff and I am horrified

If you offered me that Michigan had a 33% chance to win the National Championship, I'd loving take that deal.

Now we're here, with Michigan having a 33% chance to win the National Championship.

My stomach doesn't think it was such a good deal anymore!

Villanova has a higher peak than Michigan, but Big Ten Tournament Michigan can beat anyone. Haven't seen them since the Texas A&M game though.

Ack.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I am still horrified

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


Cmon Mo, do your thing

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

pik_d posted:

Then the refs said there was still 0.1 seconds on the clock and made the teams play it out which took about 6 minutes of everyone's time because all the Mississippi State girls went to the lockers.

Beyond an actual full-court heave, is even possible to make a basket with that amount of time left?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
*scores team's first basket of the game*
"OFF TO A HECK OF A START!!"

just kill me now

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Missed the start of the game because I forgot it's on TBS now heck yeah

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Michigan's ahead. :stare:

I'll take it.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

MourningView posted:

Missed the start of the game because I forgot it's on TBS now heck yeah

I had on TNT and I was like who the gently caress are these budget rear end announcers just because its not on CBS anymore

Smashlampjaw
Aug 16, 2008
Hell yeah lets GO BLUUUUUE! :woop:

Smashlampjaw fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Apr 3, 2018

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Michigan goon here. I'm loving losing my poo poo. Took tomorrow off from work a week in advance to avoid the drunks in the ER.

*drinking intensifies*

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/980980907640262656

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