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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Rushi posted:

squizzle i've been like "i wonder how they'd go about it" forever and when i saw it and how u drew it on with the pen i was so happy and excited i prob gushed about it in nctv and forgot to reply :,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)

im real glad you like it!!!

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Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



My friend has that thing where your dick closes up, so he had to get a set of uretha dilators, and the go up to about an inch diameter. Mostly, I was just impressed that anyone on Earth would find that useful, let alone that it would be included in a standard set.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Also, why is he golfing inside someone?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

My friend has that thing where your dick closes up, so he had to get a set of uretha dilators, and the go up to about an inch diameter. Mostly, I was just impressed that anyone on Earth would find that useful, let alone that it would be included in a standard set.

sometimes you wanna pee like a shotgun instead of a rifle

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

that's not real. no proof

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Michael Bayleaf posted:

that's not real. no proof

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




RandomBlue posted:

Also, why is he golfing inside someone?

hes gone too deep into the game, he can only find pleasure in sinking the most dangerous putt

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

My friend has that thing where your dick closes up, so he had to get a set of uretha dilators, and the go up to about an inch diameter. Mostly, I was just impressed that anyone on Earth would find that useful, let alone that it would be included in a standard set.

Yeah, that's why it's impossible to rape a guy if they don't want it, their body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

sometimes you wanna pee like a shotgun instead of a rifle

running around in my inlaws house and screaming "KERPOW" when I pee to own the libs

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Let me tell you some things about epididymitis...

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
another thread? i sure am getting tired of all these trump wars

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Ive decided I'm going to just let people shoplift from now on

Like I didn't try to stop them before but if I saw something I said something

Now? gently caress that take it all

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Ive decided I'm going to just let people shoplift from now on

Like I didn't try to stop them before but if I saw something I said something

Now? gently caress that take it all

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



You're doing the right thing.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

god bless trumpy bear posted:

can someone post that recent eric trump pic with the 4 inch gums? it's for a project. tia

e. the one where is head is an orb

here it is

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

My friend has that thing where your dick closes up, so he had to get a set of uretha dilators, and the go up to about an inch diameter. Mostly, I was just impressed that anyone on Earth would find that useful, let alone that it would be included in a standard set.

what in the world

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



https://twitter.com/ColsBols/status/979829440766201861

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Squizzle posted:

hes gone too deep into the game, he can only find pleasure in sinking the most dangerous putt

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

My friend has that thing where your dick closes up, so he had to get a set of uretha dilators, and the go up to about an inch diameter. Mostly, I was just impressed that anyone on Earth would find that useful, let alone that it would be included in a standard set.

you say 'that thing' like it's a common thing, but i'm gonna be honest with you, i have never heard of anybody's dick closing up

now i don't actually have a dick, so it's possible that this is what all men experience and i'm happy to be proven wrong

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
TRUMP

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Didn't get an extra fuckin dime on Christmas even tho I worked Christmas Eve and then again the next night

And they want to threaten me over goddamn candy bars

gently caress it I hope some teenagers do a snatch and grab with a thirty rack

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008





I mean, look at that.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
gently caress my teeth hurt. I broke a molar a few weeks ago and my wisdom teeth are moving ago. I gotta go to a dentist

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I've also started just not scanning things and giving people free poo poo

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Gareth Gobulcoque posted:



I mean, look at that.

i

uh

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

best seller????

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
BEST SELLER

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

this is the original from spanky the dolphin i edited to that

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

you're, uh, barkin' up the wrong tree there, doc

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

My friend has that thing where your dick closes up, so he had to get a set of uretha dilators, and the go up to about an inch diameter. Mostly, I was just impressed that anyone on Earth would find that useful, let alone that it would be included in a standard set.

i knew a guy who had that, they just cut the end off

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






hahahaha yes!

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
id try sounding the hell out of my cockhole, why not

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
if wil wheaton didn't vote for fark in the photoshop competition decades ago and voted for sa instead would lowtax's back be ok lol

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


learning way too much about dick malfunction itt

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Gareth Gobulcoque posted:



I mean, look at that.

*in extremely dale gribble voice*

I tell you what, man, dang ol' urethra dilators, talkin about dick lookin like a sandworm from dune, man

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

Including me I assume

Ok EHF you better be happy with this

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

punchymcpunch posted:

i knew a guy who had that, they just cut the end off

:wow:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
why tf am i not cool enough to be in the good photoshops

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Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



punchymcpunch posted:

i knew a guy who had that, they just cut the end off

That's what happened to my friend, but it started closing up again, so he has to dilate it every few days.

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