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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

*in extremely dale gribble voice*

I tell you what, man, dang ol' urethra dilators, talkin about dick lookin like a sandworm from dune, man

that's boomhauer you idiot. you absolute fool

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
didn't some goon sound his dick with a mechanical pencil and sever a major vein, blood geyser and everything? meatus/meatis or something was his name.

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
lowtax should pretend to be an fbi agent so he can get money from the libs

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Ok EHF you better be happy with this


borked again

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Origami Dali posted:

didn't some goon sound his dick with a mechanical pencil and sever a major vein, blood geyser and everything? meatus/meatis or something was his name.

theres a chuck palaniuk story like that

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



what if we all got together and mailed a bunch of boards to squizzles house

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

tacodaemon posted:

poz my trump hole

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
DryGoods and Mayor Dave I'll try to add you tomorrow.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

GobiasIndustries posted:

wtf i'm pregnant with another trump heir

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Naerasa posted:

you say 'that thing' like it's a common thing, but i'm gonna be honest with you, i have never heard of anybody's dick closing up

now i don't actually have a dick, so it's possible that this is what all men experience and i'm happy to be proven wrong

Mine opens like a flower. lures you in, then clamps down and devours you. After that I don't have to feed for 16 days.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Stfu zegermans

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Origami Dali posted:

didn't some goon sound his dick with a mechanical pencil and sever a major vein, blood geyser and everything? meatus/meatis or something was his name.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



tacodaemon posted:

what if we all got together and mailed a bunch of boards to squizzles house

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

DryGoods posted:

this is the original from spanky the dolphin i edited to that



TFW when you first get your human shell and also a big tube of gel.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



RandomBlue posted:

TFW when you first get your human shell and also a big tube of gel.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

punchymcpunch posted:

i knew a guy who had that, they just cut the end off

That's not how circumcision works.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Gareth Gobulcoque posted:



I mean, look at that.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/pRSUXFY.gifv

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



RandomBlue posted:

That's not how circumcision works.

his peehole closed up

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



They gave him a 24 piece set, so it goes uhhh much larger vs. the 8 piece BEST SELLER I found in my 2 second Google search.

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



or maybe just his foreskin idk i didnt take a look

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I'd like to make to brief points about this video:

https://twitter.com/capitolalert/status/980297474156904453?s=21

Sacramento city and Sacramento county are two different cop organizations which, from my understanding, don't really get along. but it's a different department from the cops that murdered Stephon Clark

ABAB!!!!!!!!!!

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

You can't just reply to every post with Mayor Dave's avatar. .. .. wait.. what? he can?

I stand corrected.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Dick Legends with CSPAM

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

trump

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
it's like the end of earthbound and u pray to everyone and they're like "but can cumshitter....hear us???"

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Consummate Professional posted:

that's boomhauer you idiot. you absolute fool

noooo

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
drat you people, is this the new Trump thread that I should bookmark?

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

TMMadman posted:

drat you people, is this the new Trump thread that I should bookmark?

*checks it's % official status*

what the gently caress u think??

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



https://twitter.com/CapitolAlert/status/980297474156904453

efb

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

RandomBlue posted:

You can't just reply to every post with Mayor Dave's avatar. .. .. wait.. what? he can?

I stand corrected.

trump

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

TMMadman posted:

drat you people, is this the new Trump thread that I should bookmark?

who cares if it is or not :justpost:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0BPnJUx_Yw

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Rushi posted:

*checks it's % official status*

what the gently caress u think??

I don't know, I'm high and I wasn't paying any attention. I saw the other thread was closed and clicked on the first trump thread I saw.

This is Trumps America now, I don't need to do no work. Just tell me what I need to know!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

RandomBlue posted:

You can't just reply to every post with Mayor Dave's avatar. .. .. wait.. what? he can?

I stand corrected.

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Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



TMMadman posted:

drat you people, is this the new Trump thread that I should bookmark?

How much urethal dilation chat do the other threads have? It's not even off topic.

Piss tape is real.

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