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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jfruh/status/980534045376483328

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
making sexy schnork posts and eating a gas station calzone on easter sunday...living the dream

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Why does this surprise you

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

:popeye:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

so this is what it looks like to throw away the okay-ish parts of your humanity

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

why don't we arm are troops with knives instead of guns if they're so deadly

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

teen who survived a massacre should not post his feelings on social media

yeah you drat kids keep your genuine posts off my facebook, it's for carefully targeted a/b tested ukrainian manufactured memes designed to take down democracy and restore feudal rule

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




prefect posted:

Here are two insanely annoying people talking about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoLhH1G9z_g

mods this is violence

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Apraxin posted:



1) literally telling them that by campaigning for change they're desecrating the graves of their dead friends who would want them to be more respectful and decorous
2) 'clicky'

lol

loll

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

dont be mean to me posted:

maybe if all you want is the letters

tenure track requires you to share the bourbon with them

F.
jack ain't bourbon

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

An Apple A Gay posted:

can't even take a dump

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
anything can be a knife if you try hard enough. can you say the same about guns? exactly, i am constantly surrounded by items that i can turn at an instant into your doom

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

logikv9 posted:

anything can be a knife if you try hard enough. can you say the same about guns? exactly, i am constantly surrounded by items that i can turn at an instant into your doom

ok bill mitchell~

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

logikv9 posted:

anything can be a knife if you try hard enough. can you say the same about guns? exactly, i am constantly surrounded by items that i can turn at an instant into your doom

guns are just a degenerate form of knife

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



facebook thinks i'm african-american too (i'm not). i wonder why

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
vin diesal killed a guy with a cup, by lodging it through his chest where the heart is

bet u didnt think about banning cups now did u lieberal

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

logikv9 posted:

anything can be a knife if you try hard enough. can you say the same about guns? exactly, i am constantly surrounded by items that i can turn at an instant into your doom

can you turn me into a knife?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPo-o0jXiC4

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





luv2 be a silicon valley braine genious who classifies everyone on a single political axis for accurate ad targetting

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


TRUMP killed america

if only we had banned TRUMP before it was too late

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


the paradigm shift posted:

F.
jack ain't bourbon

who said you only brought one bottle

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

DryGoods posted:

can you turn me into a knife?

I can tune you into the knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtdE7yMDdiA

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Lastgirl posted:

vin diesal killed a guy with a cup, by lodging it through his chest where the heart is

bet u didnt think about banning cups now did u lieberal

didnt the uk briefly flirt w mandating ""unbreakable"" plastic pint glasses so that it would be harder to cut asome deserving shithead in a bar fight

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

what a weird dog

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




dont be mean to me posted:

who said you only brought one bottle

this is like learning from a fuckin bodhisattva right here

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Squizzle posted:

didnt the uk briefly flirt w mandating ""unbreakable"" plastic pint glasses so that it would be harder to cut asome deserving shithead in a bar fight

thats dumb so probably~

cant glass a hooligan if u just shear the plastic and actually kill them with a makeshift spear instead bing bing bong so simple

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Squizzle posted:

luv2 be a silicon valley braine genious who classifies everyone on a single political axis for accurate ad targetting

is it that wrong
all of america has holed themselves up into an echo chamber to conform to their belief system because of terror management theory

quote:

Although self-awareness gives rise to unbridled awe and joy, it can also lead to the potentially overwhelming dread engendered by the realization that death is inevitable, that it can occur for reasons that can never be anticipated or controlled, and that humans are corporeal creatures—breathing pieces of defecating meat no more significant or enduring than porcupines or peaches.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Lastgirl posted:

thats dumb so probably~

cant glass a hooligan if u just shear the plastic and actually kill them with a makeshift spear instead bing bing bong so simple

the british obsession w restricting piercing/slashing weapons is gonna lead to a nation of lovely clerics and npcs

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ya the whole video is full of :yooge:

who says im off topic :smugbert:

its all tangential~

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Squizzle posted:

the british obsession w restricting piercing/slashing weapons is gonna lead to a nation of lovely clerics and npcs

britain is only good at things involving sodomy and pedophilia. it's why their navy was so good

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Joementum posted:

tfw you have enough money to pay for custom tailored suits



the president is a barge

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the political quadrants are ↗️breitbart ↖️day crew ↙️nite crew ↘️wsj

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Goodbye

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/PostOpinions/status/980550376754634752

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Shark Sandwich posted:

sodomy and pedophilia

euphronius posted:

the president is a barge

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

euphronius posted:

the president is a barge

he only weighs 239 lb

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


I’m not with my folks for Easter but apparently my mother had a low blood sugar episode and had to be taken to the ER :confuoot:

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/BrentNYT/status/980443936748638208

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