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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




There's Commonwealth of Australia vs Heg'mahl'drakar, Great Scourge of the 38th Plain, but that ruling was more about determining whether or not council stamp duty constituted a tax.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

NTRabbit posted:

There's Commonwealth of Australia vs Heg'mahl'drakar, Great Scourge of the 38th Plain, but that ruling was more about determining whether or not council stamp duty constituted a tax.

you gotta proper citation for that buddy?

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

you gotta proper citation for that buddy?

rear end 420 69

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

The Before Times posted:

rear end 420 69

I think you mean 420 rear end 69

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I think you mean 420 rear end 69

Fuq

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I think you mean 420 rear end 69 at [666]

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I think you mean Commonwealth of Australia v Heg'mahl'drakar, Great Scourge of the 38th Plain, 420 rear end 69 at [666]

fucken vs

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Inescapable Duck posted:

Wasn't someone arrested for Simpsons porn?

Rings a bell... last decade maybe? I don't want to google "Simpsons porn" to look it up though so I'll let someone else run that gauntlet.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

DancingShade posted:

Rings a bell... last decade maybe? I don't want to google "Simpsons porn" to look it up though so I'll let someone else run that gauntlet.

Pussy.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/simpsons-cartoon-ripoff-is-child-porn-judge-20081208-6tmk.html

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
:emptyquote:

McGiggins posted:

In Australia, doctors about to graduate from a certain southern university are sometimes contracted to fly out to certain indo-countries to perform no questions asked organ removals from patients that are already sedated when they arrive, in exchange for large sums of cash they get as "consultation fees", which in and of themselves is nothing to what the organs are actually worth on the black market.

The Queensland version of Today Tonight has infiltrated the forums.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Gorilla Salad posted:

:emptyquote:


The Queensland version of Today Tonight has infiltrated the forums.

noice

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Doesn't Australian law take legal aged but youngish looking women with small tits as child porn too? Pretty clear that as long as it even might look underaged, 5000 year old demon is a no go.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Robodog posted:

Doesn't Australian law take legal aged but youngish looking women with small tits as child porn too? Pretty clear that as long as it even might look underaged, 5000 year old demon is a no go.

Does there need to be some context around it, or is it literally "women with small breasts are not real women".

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS

JBP posted:

"women with small breasts are not real women".

I specifically recall an MP arguing that this should be the case, don't think it was the law though.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
There is only one Cafe in Bundaberg. It charges 6 dollars for a medium cap

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.
Yeah, Crickey so I can't read as no sub, but apparently it's just that women are banned from portraying children or something, which, fair enough. https://www.crikey.com.au/2010/01/29/has-australia-really-banned-small-breasts/comment-page-2/

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
I also think that it's just the policy of the film ratings board that causes it to be RC rather than porn

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013
I was under the impression it was explicitly to outlaw porn that simulated child porn, and the wording of the law mentioned features like small breasts, but porn with small breasts wasn't exactly illegal on its own. Not a lawyer, sorry if you get sent to prison for your old, 'barely legal' VHS tapes

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

CrazyTolradi posted:

Anidav, introduce Bundaberg to anime and turn the town into a bunch of fedora wearing shut in incels.

QLD genocide via Otaku.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/15790/did-australia-ban-small-breasts-pornography

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
These clowns make Murdoch seem like fuckin' Machiavelli

https://mobile.twitter.com/Deadspin/status/980175772206993409

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Happy Easter everyone

Let's take a moment to remember the man who sacrificed himself on this day... to own the libs

https://twitter.com/JonPiccini/status/979874026393804800

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
That's a gift for Leunig is Dril.

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
The Age's brain injury awareness column doing well

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
I lust for chinese satellite death

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

dear auspol, my dad died today in a car accident and I would like to hear your coping strategies because mine at this point is “drink a lot of beers and cry heaps”

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

Dude McAwesome posted:

dear auspol, my dad died today in a car accident and I would like to hear your coping strategies because mine at this point is “drink a lot of beers and cry heaps”

Write.

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Don't be alone

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe
Do whatever you gotta do to take your mind off it for the meantime and gently caress, let yourself have those tears if you've gotta. Take it day by day.

If it gets super serious, beyond the feeling of typical grief, get some help and ask your GP. No psych will turn someone away for grief counseling.

Edit: If you need to talk to someone right now, call Lifeline on 13 11 14.

Intoluene fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Apr 1, 2018

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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Dude McAwesome posted:

dear auspol, my dad died today in a car accident and I would like to hear your coping strategies because mine at this point is “drink a lot of beers and cry heaps”

I'm so sorry. My only advice from when my stepfather passed away was to find something you really find edifying and pour yourself into it until you feel ok. Also talk to anyone you feel comfortable talking to, about anything you feel like talking about.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Dude McAwesome posted:

“drink a lot of beers and cry heaps”

this but

hiddenmovement posted:

Don't be alone

Also this. I'm so sorry to hear it, condolences to you and your family.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...

Dude McAwesome posted:

dear auspol, my dad died today in a car accident and I would like to hear your coping strategies because mine at this point is “drink a lot of beers and cry heaps”

Avoid drinking. It wont help you deal with what has happened and can only end badly if it becomes a habit.

That's pretty much the only advice I feel somewhat confident in giving. Apart from that, crying heaps has never hurt and spending time with close family and friends can be good if you are comfortable enough with them to discuss your feelings or whatever.

And while it's completely inadequate: My deepest condolences.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
I don't know but I love you and good luck

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
go with 'cry heaps and be with your family'

sincere condolences

drink lots of water

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Dude McAwesome posted:

dear auspol, my dad died today in a car accident and I would like to hear your coping strategies because mine at this point is “drink a lot of beers and cry heaps”

gently caress, sorry. :(

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

Dude McAwesome posted:

dear auspol, my dad died today in a car accident and I would like to hear your coping strategies because mine at this point is “drink a lot of beers and cry heaps”

gently caress, that's unbelievably poo poo and I'm sorry. Do what you have to do to in order to take care of yourself and any loved ones.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/980447005842419712

Paging anime david

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Dude McAwesome posted:

dear auspol, my dad died today in a car accident and I would like to hear your coping strategies because mine at this point is “drink a lot of beers and cry heaps”

My dad fell two years ago and nearly died of the resulting brain injury. I'm so sorry to hear this. Put your friends on high alert to do things for you or at the very least be stopping by your house frequently to hang out. Don't get too pissed it will make you feel like poo poo. I hope you're ok dude, hang in there and be around good people as much as you can.

Tasmantor
Aug 13, 2007
Horrid abomination

JBP posted:

My dad fell two years ago and nearly died of the resulting brain injury. I'm so sorry to hear this. Put your friends on high alert to do things for you or at the very least be stopping by your house frequently to hang out. Don't get too pissed it will make you feel like poo poo. I hope you're ok dude, hang in there and be around good people as much as you can.

Better get out of the thread! :rimshot:


N'thing the seek out company and not bottling feelings up. Sucks that it happened, hope you feel better before K Rudd's concession speech finishes.

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

A combination of Rail line fucks ups and Adani confusion.

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