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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Doc Walrus posted:

gently caress

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



GobiasIndustries posted:

anyone have that ivanka giraffe neck image handy?

take your pick theres thousands on gis

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

https://twitter.com/coreypierceart/status/980591300595585024?s=19

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mikep ences favourtie movie is avatar

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

lmao

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
jesus hopped off the cross, walked to india and lived a long life there

idiots

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

Doc Walrus posted:

Tonight on NITE CREW TV http://www.psp-tv.com/r/nitecrew

TURBO KID
MAD MAX WITH BIKES IN THE GRIMDARK FUTURE OF 1997
Starts at 8:00 PM Central time (1 and a half hours from now!)
BE THERE

*insert RPO reference*

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







actually jesus would have suffocated

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Quotey posted:

jesus hopped off the cross, walked to india and lived a long life there

idiots

:abuela: he ran a gas station down in st louis

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

This is a very good one

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



"GET IN HERE, EVERYBODY!"

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rushi posted:

ur my anime rival now

It's gonna be like Kamille and Jerid



you're Jerid

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

punchymcpunch posted:

mikep ences favourtie movie is avatar

Equus

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I like when April Fools pranks are less "let's play on your gullibility or something" and more "I'M GONNA BANG THIS loving DRUM GO gently caress YOURSELF"

https://twitter.com/StanleyCPanther/status/980590957413523456

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

trumuo

orange sky
May 7, 2007


Holy poo poo

Also I lust for death in the workplace

https://twitter.com/PJDunleavy/status/980587079313735682?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Trelnap

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

pathetic little tramp posted:

I like when April Fools pranks are less "let's play on your gullibility or something" and more "I'M GONNA BANG THIS loving DRUM GO gently caress YOURSELF"

https://twitter.com/StanleyCPanther/status/980590957413523456

i;m annoying as poo poo and, you fell for it!!!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Flavius Belisarius posted:

i;m annoying as poo poo and, you fell for it!!!
It's a sports mascot

it's their one job

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

quote:

Trump’s Sunday comments may have been mere musings by an impassioned “Fox & Friends” viewer and may not signal a substantive shift in administration policies. Still, White House officials have long said Trump’s tweets are official presidential statements, and he has been known to use Twitter to preview formal policy pronouncements.

:thunk:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Rushi posted:

ur my anime rival now

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Samurai Sanders posted:

I hope there isn't a single person in the census bureau stupid enough to believe that the citizenship question is just an innocent question.

in the fine print there will be some clause where you automatically renounce your citizenship if you don't answer it, to trigger the libs

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

tiangong's predicted position within the reentry window (if it hasn't re-entered yet) is now over pyongyang north korea

THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS ROFL

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Literally cooking fish fillets for my dog

Help me

Put me out of my increasingly bourgeois misery

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

Lastgirl posted:

its time to stop acting shocked as a nation and DO SOMETHING

*looks at hard work and solutions*

*also looks at drugs*

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
oh no there is a videogame next to the drugs

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



juche avocado posted:

im a lil drunk and i was kief scraping my grinder, with a decent crop

and then i misplaced some force. and bam!

kief tray goes flip, flip, flop, flip: right onto my jean leg, inverted

and the carpet

alas

the load is lost

pray

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zyla posted:

tiangong's predicted position within the reentry window (if it hasn't re-entered yet) is now over pyongyang north korea

THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS ROFL

im glad of it

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
i can't help with the revolution today my mom says i'm grounded

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Thoatse posted:

happy res erection day, this boners for you



https://i.imgur.com/oBpCpfA.mp4

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i worked for the 2010 census, it was the greatest dick job of my life

love 2 get paid 15 dollars an hour to drive paper forms an hour to and from the regional hq plus 50 cents a mile traveled :toot:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/980572075009036288?s=19

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

Speed Racer is up on Netflix, ya'll

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




we're comin for ya squizz

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/980585636489908224

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lastgirl posted:

literal mannequins to be hauled around and used as props for presidenting and all kinds of dumb decorum poo poo

but you repeat yourself

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