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Oof, yeah, that's rough. Mustaches, not even once! Edit: exceptions can be made for Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and cute cats. 
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Pornstache Mendez?? 
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Skippy McPants posted:Oof, yeah, that's rough. Mustaches, not even once! Excuse me, that's clearly a meowstache! 
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https://twitter.com/lecron/status/980414253642461188?s=21
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Apr 1, 2018 15:30
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Hahah god drat that guy  I'm partial to the loose bolt one, myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TneTkj7pChw
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Screaming Idiot posted:No more cracked, chapped Mr. Hands! It's a crime that everyone just let this go. Well done sir!
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Apr 1, 2018 15:43
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Assuming it's the same principle as on the amusment park I work at, the seatbelts are 100% for show. I've done similar teases actually. During my very first try at working with the Free Fall attraction (I was just covering for a break) a guest asked me if anyone had ever died in it. "Not as long as I've worked on it!" "How long is that?" "Ooh, I dunno, what time is it?" *hits ALL CLEAR button and the thing launches* It's all good fun.
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BigglesSWE posted:Assuming it's the same principle as on the amusment park I work at, the seatbelts are 100% for show. It's all good fun until I shitpiss all over the ride. Take that, funny guy.
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Double Bill posted:It's all good fun until I shitpiss all over the ride. Take that, funny guy.
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Double Bill posted:It's all good fun until I shitpiss all over the ride. Take that, funny guy. Fun fact: in 3 whole summers of work, I’ve yet to deal with a sanitary disaster of any kind. I guess I’m good at picking the folks to troll.
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They're just making sure you don't run out of gas. 
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BigglesSWE posted:Assuming it's the same principle as on the amusment park I work at, the seatbelts are 100% for show. At Disney World a few decades ago I went on the rocketship ride in Tomorrowland. If you don't remember them it's not a big deal, they're a pretty standard carnival ride that just puts you in a car on an arm and then the thing spins and lifts up in the air. The only notable thing about this ride is that they put it on the roof of a building so it was about five or six stories in the air where you spun. Probably would have been the most forgettable thing I've ever done at Disney. Except I got in the car and I couldn't find the other side of the seatbelt. Now in retrospect I was probably sitting on it but I'm feeling around trying to locate it when the operator goes, "Everyone set?" "No, I can't find-" "Good!" I spent the next three minutes with my hands gripping the sides of that fiberglass rocket as hard as I could. I've been on a lot of amusement rides. There have been plenty of times where I'd ridden more than a dozen different roller coasters in a single day. This was the single most terrifying ride I've ever been on. 
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"You god-drat slut! I told you to start the machine!" "Bu... but you said to pause it." "Yeah, duh?!? What's the problem?"
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What the hell is skåptorrt? Or rather why is there a "torkare än skåptorrt" option since you want stuff you put in the wardrobe to be pretty loving dry already  e: haritsoppa
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Skippy McPants posted:Oof, yeah, that's rough. Mustaches, not even once! 
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Peeny Cheez posted:AHEM. Alex Trebek looks so inferior without his mustache.
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Random Stranger posted:At Disney World a few decades ago I went on the rocketship ride in Tomorrowland. If you don't remember them it's not a big deal, they're a pretty standard carnival ride that just puts you in a car on an arm and then the thing spins and lifts up in the air. The only notable thing about this ride is that they put it on the roof of a building so it was about five or six stories in the air where you spun. Probably would have been the most forgettable thing I've ever done at Disney. That's a horrible oversight on them. At my park, an employee has to visually and if need be physically check the seatbelt on every single person. Tbf I'm sure a lot of things has happened since your visit, I can only speak for my own park (Gröna Lund, Stockholm) and for the last few years, but yeah, that sort of thing is unacceptable. Cute picture tho!
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BigglesSWE posted:That's a horrible oversight on them. At my park, an employee has to visually and if need be physically check the seatbelt on every single person. Tbf I'm sure a lot of things has happened since your visit, I can only speak for my own park (Gröna Lund, Stockholm) and for the last few years, but yeah, that sort of thing is unacceptable. Cute picture tho! I took a trip to Stockholm last year for Paradoxcon, and my son was less interested in the Vasa museum and the Viking museum, etc... So I sent him with my brother to Grona Lund while I looked at the "boring" stuff. To this day when I ask my son about the trip, or his favorite part of the trip, he talks about getting to go to Grona Lund.He had such a great time there. So, thanks for being a great staff member! Unrelated, do you happen to have a picture of the statue of a hot dog slathering itself in ketchup and mustard and about to (presumably) eat itself?
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I took a trip to Stockholm last year for Paradoxcon, and my son was less interested in the Vasa museum and the Viking museum, etc... So I sent him with my brother to Grona Lund while I looked at the "boring" stuff. To this day when I ask my son about the trip, or his favorite part of the trip, he talks about getting to go to Grona Lund.He had such a great time there. So, thanks for being a great staff member! One of these? https://www.google.com/search?q=hot...iw=1920&bih=943
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It is close to that, but I recall it being made out of stone to fit in with the classy area.
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Karate Bastard posted:I know of no other place where the bus drivers will help you get off at the slut station. Salt Lake, Utah
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https://twitter.com/allison_barron/status/977786096229654528
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Karate Bastard posted:I know of no other place where the bus drivers will help you get off at the slut station. For a while, I'd take bus 69 to the slutstation every day for work, because everybody needs SEKs. Sadly those days are gone... They rearranged the bus lines...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owpynRpVd3U you people are allergic to social media so I went into the source code and re-uploaded the video into Youtube
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I took a trip to Stockholm last year for Paradoxcon, and my son was less interested in the Vasa museum and the Viking museum, etc... So I sent him with my brother to Grona Lund while I looked at the "boring" stuff. To this day when I ask my son about the trip, or his favorite part of the trip, he talks about getting to go to Grona Lund.He had such a great time there. So, thanks for being a great staff member! I'm happy to hear that, I genuinely love to work there and look forward to my 4th season this year  No idea what that statue would be though.
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Samuringa posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owpynRpVd3U That ball is clearly too big for that pupper's mouth. Doggo needs a little wisdom.
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Samuringa posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owpynRpVd3U Holy poo poo
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Robot Hitler sure gets around.
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Samuringa posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owpynRpVd3U Everyone seems actively excited by this turn of events--especially the dog! 
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Love too use an child to mine for fish
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Choco1980 posted:Everyone seems actively excited by this turn of events--especially the dog!
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mind the walrus posted:They're all so chill. I can't think of a professional US sport where this wouldn't end with the dog shot and the owner imprisoned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPKbtuOak4w
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I said sport not game 
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mind the walrus posted:I said sport not game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxWuSzwTE94
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