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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Fart Jockey posted:

I love Tittybats and have been following their stuff for a while! I didn't know there was a goon connection. As long as we're sharing coon stuff, here's an enamel pin I designed:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/506645628/fat-raccoon-enamel-pin

Use the code goons10 for a discount!

this is rad as heck

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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



They cracc, they snacc, but most importantly, they racc. Warning: crab death.

https://youtu.be/jmebAjdMrLs

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/xeropls/status/981643876174790657

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I have a North Korean children's book (in English :psyduck:) about a raccoon dog and his friends learning about the perils of laziness and other crimes



I don't know if a raccoon dog is an actual type of raccoon.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Keith Atherton posted:

I have a North Korean children's book (in English :psyduck:) about a raccoon dog and his friends learning about the perils of laziness and other crimes



I don't know if a raccoon dog is an actual type of raccoon.

It's probably a tanuki, part of the dog family(?)

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Keith Atherton posted:

I have a North Korean children's book (in English :psyduck:) about a raccoon dog and his friends learning about the perils of laziness and other crimes



I don't know if a raccoon dog is an actual type of raccoon.

https://youtu.be/hoHeqMaoEXc

Traditional Japanese art often shows the mythical version as having giant balls.

All of the following links are possibly :nws: due to giant Tanuki scrotes.

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Yoshitoshi_Rainy_Day_Tanuki.jpg

https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/a...e/id-f_5354343/

https://mythology.net/japanese/japanese-creatures/tanuki/

This is an artist I discovered yesterday while image searching traditional Japanese prints. Every picture is hilarious to me. (1797-1861)
http://pinktentacle.com/2009/06/all-purpose-tanuki-testicles-prints-by-kuniyoshi/

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


There's also the Studio Ghibli film Pom Poko (:rip: Isao Takahata).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7cowIHjCD4

Wikipedia posted:

Prominent testicles are an integral part of tanuki folklore, and they are shown and referred to throughout the film, and also used frequently in their shape-shifting. This remains unchanged in the DVD release, though the English dub (but not the subtitles) refers to them as "raccoon pouches".

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Keith Atherton posted:

I have a North Korean children's book (in English :psyduck:) about a raccoon dog and his friends learning about the perils of laziness and other crimes



I don't know if a raccoon dog is an actual type of raccoon.

.... how did you obtain a North Korean children’s book?

For comparison, and also content, here are some Russian children’s books about raccoons


“I AM A RACOON”




This is actually possibly not for kids but in either case it seems :krad:

“365 raccoons for every day [of the year]”

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Quote =/= edit sorry

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hiddenriverninja posted:

It's probably a tanuki, part of the dog family(?)

Yeah, it's a canine, but from what I can recall, it's not all that close to any of the other (surviving) canines.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Fierce.

quote:

A report of a tiger running amok in the streets of Manhattan briefly caused a social media frenzy early Thursday, as reporters scrambled to find photos of the ferocious feline and warn civilians to stay out of the area.

Turns out, it was a raccoon.


https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Tiger-Manhattan-Raccoon-479512193.html

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
How big was that raccoon? :stare:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
More importantly... is it ok? :ohdear:

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

Raccoons are masters of disguise. Always wearing masks and such.

https://twitter.com/ScanBC/status/955706736362512385

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/6CoDae8.mp4

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I don't think people should feed raccoons dessert.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

who the gently caress are you gonna feed dessert to

Development
Jun 2, 2016

I was waiting for it to get whipped cream all over its face

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
I think this vet is a fake.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9PyWL_1524775232

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Countdown to the first /r/legaladvice post from a landlord asking about his tenant's "service raccoon."

If I could stand Reddit, I bet I'd find that the countdown is already in the negatives.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Countdown to the first /r/legaladvice post from a landlord asking about his tenant's "service raccoon."

If I could stand Reddit, I bet I'd find that the countdown is already in the negatives.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/this-womans-raccoon?utm_term=.fwNLaqLjA#.nyObGOb4m

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
same

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Development
Jun 2, 2016


hahaha drat, too many bad memories of my time in kerr hall

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scene from the all-raccoon version of "The Professional".

Development
Jun 2, 2016

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Scene from the all-raccoon version of "The Professional".

"this way to...my dungeon"

(the engineering lounge, rye-o-mat, is aka the dungeon)

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

Ned?

Fart Jockey
Aug 13, 2010
Drew this fella

Fart Jockey has a new favorite as of 04:57 on May 11, 2018

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
They can get a good price for that on the black market.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcwbqi52GNA

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Fart Jockey posted:

Drew this fella



bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Fart Jockey posted:

Drew this fella



don't dox me please

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I do not know what type of animal the other one is

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Thin Privilege posted:

I do not know what type of animal the other one is



that raccoon just cannot bear it

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
It's a little bear cub.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

withak posted:

It's a little bear cub.

How can that be a bear, it is so tiny.

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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Bears are just autistic raccoons

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