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Fluffy Bunnies posted:But sometimes he stands up and makes a good healthy pee and then goes "BOW WOW WOW" at the dark again because you go away mean ol darkness you stay outta my fence. Strong lad.  How old is he, and what breed?
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"BOW WOW WOW" means he must be some kind of Bernese?
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pookel posted:
he'll be 9 weeks old on saturday. he's a newfoundland. and at the moment he's not named.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:he'll be 9 weeks old on saturday. he's a newfoundland. Bow-w'w-woth, Howling Eater of Toes  .He looks like such a Good Boy .
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:he'll be 9 weeks old on saturday. he's a newfoundland. That dog is absurdly cute.
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Writer Cath posted:That dog is absurdly cute. He certainly thinks so.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:
Also, Writer Cath is a great name for a dog.
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Refuses to come inside unless he grabs a stick first... Must be part farm dog.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMhSY6L9JKc My dog Freya
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 This is Tracker. They said she's almost two, but I find it hard to believe. She's so freaking skinny, but she's settling in well, just has some anxiety, but we're working on it. Gonna be a sweet lady.
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Here's my boy Pavlov: 
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y'all makin dinner over there?
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Nemico posted:y'all makin dinner over there? I hope you shared.
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I probably shared these at some point, but I don't care. My parents' 9 year-old Dane. Harry "Hairy" Harrison:     
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Soon to be big ol' dog. Odin the Great Dane puppy
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This is the big dog thread, please do not share pix of Holstein cattle
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You joke but that's legit what small children cry out when they see him.
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I don't know anything about Holstein Castle but it sounds very good
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mind the walrus posted:I probably shared these at some point, but I don't care. My parents' 9 year-old Dane. My three year old niece decided Harry is a moodog. She explained that he was too big to be a normal dog (she's only really spent time around Rottweilers) and looked like a cow so Harry had to be a dog crossed with a cow. My sister, brother-in-law, wife, and I all tried to explain that he's a Great Dane but she wasn't having any of that. She wanted to know if you feed him grass, regular dog food, or grass flavored dog food along with about six thousand other rapid fire questions that I can't remember but she made me promise to ask at least that one because despite my assurance that Harry was being fed proper food in proper amounts she insisted that Harry was too skinny.
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Jeremy_X posted:My three year old niece decided Harry is a moodog. She explained that he was too big to be a normal dog (she's only really spent time around Rottweilers) and looked like a cow so Harry had to be a dog crossed with a cow. My sister, brother-in-law, wife, and I all tried to explain that he's a Great Dane but she wasn't having any of that. It's really easy to explain to kids that dogs don't eat grass unless they're going to throw up.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:It's really easy to explain to kids that dogs don't eat grass unless they're going to throw up. Oh no a three year old child was exercising her imagination, amused me, and made a simple request of me regarding her imagining which filling caused absolutely no harm. I'll promptly tie her to the stake and execute her for being a monster for not having an innate and perfect understanding of reality. I won't even offer this disgusting, uneducated three year old a blindfold. Futhermore, to prevent this from happening again I'll purge the genetic lines that spawned this wretched three year old beast from the world. Because as has been made clear we can't have three year olds running around that aren't omniscient. Is this an acceptable solution to the problem of a three year old being amusingly imaginative and not coldly scientific like all the other three year olds on the planet?
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Jeremy_X posted:Oh no a three year old child was exercising her imagination, amused me, and made a simple request of me regarding her imagining which filling caused absolutely no harm. I'll promptly tie her to the stake and execute her for being a monster for not having an innate and perfect understanding of reality. I won't even offer this disgusting, uneducated three year old a blindfold. Futhermore, to prevent this from happening again I'll purge the genetic lines that spawned this wretched three year old beast from the world. Because as has been made clear we can't have three year olds running around that aren't omniscient. Is this an acceptable solution to the problem of a three year old being amusingly imaginative and not coldly scientific like all the other three year olds on the planet? I'm fine with this final solution since that's how you reacted. Make sure you start with yourself.
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Jeremy_X posted:My three year old niece decided Harry is a moodog. She explained that he was too big to be a normal dog (she's only really spent time around Rottweilers) and looked like a cow so Harry had to be a dog crossed with a cow. My sister, brother-in-law, wife, and I all tried to explain that he's a Great Dane but she wasn't having any of that. Please tell your niece that moodogs don't eat grass, but they do eat their veggies. Harry loves his green beans and canned pumpkin (not pumpkin pie). We mix those with his regular dog-flavored dog food so he can keep feeling healthy. Let her know that Harry is not in-fact too skinny, if anything he is too fat. A proper moodog isn't like a cow, and needs to stay nice and skinny. Otherwise his heart will pump too hard and he'll get hurt. Also let her know that as an older moodog he is having trouble with his back legs, and no longer runs like he used to. Instead he spends time sunbathing and taking care of his Mommy. I got to watch Harry all last week while my parents went on vacation and he insisted on cuddling with me every single night, which sounds great until you realize a moodog's paws feel like sandpaper and he kicks while he dreams. You can't stay mad though, because when he wakes up he puts his head in your arms and lets out a noise that is--you guessed it--kind of like a moo. The moo means he's happy. Now by learning all of this she is an amateur moodogologist, and is honorbound to take care of any moodogs she may meet.
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mind the walrus posted:Ok... before Fluffy Bunnies came in with that insanity... I said Fluffy Bunnies posted:It's really easy to explain to kids that dogs don't eat grass unless they're going to throw up. And this dude lost his marbles. And I'm the one with the insanity? Give me a break.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:And this dude lost his marbles. And I'm the one with the insanity? Give me a break. You're definitely the crazy person for continuing an argument after everyone else has lost interest.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:You're definitely the crazy person for continuing an argument after everyone else has lost interest. Well gently caress it, I guess I'm the crazy person for responding to someone who said I came in with insanity, yesterday.
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mind the walrus posted:Ok... before Fluffy Bunnies came in with that insanity... Awesome! 
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mind the walrus posted:Ok... before Fluffy Bunnies came in with that insanity... I have passed all of that information along to my niece who took it in with the seriousness that only three year olds can muster. Thank you for humoring a child.
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ImplicitAssembler posted:
I hope you boop that snoot
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Jeremy_X posted:I have passed all of that information along to my niece who took it in with the seriousness that only three year olds can muster. Thank you for humoring a child. 
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Athena got a baby brother today. He's not a giant dog but that's ok because he's a good boy. Meet Ozzy.
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