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Merry Deciever
Aug 20, 2015
Pillbug
There's talk of advanced technology and automation on these forums from time to time, but not enough people ranting about the pros and cons of humping silicone with a siri attached~

http://www.feministcurrent.com/2017/04/27/sex-robots-epitomize-patriarchy-offer-men-solution-threat-female-independence/

While the technology today is pretty cringe-inducing, it doesn't change the fact that real money is getting thrown at this, and the tech WILL advance over time. I can't say I agree with all of the claims of the article, it seems pretty alarmist at times, but it's a decent enough collection of information, and well, sex robot articles are all super-click bait, go figure. What does this bode for the future of humanity?

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
they need too be affordable for poor people so everyone will have equal opportunity to not procreate and we can sooner end this cursed human race

Dog Friday
Feb 22, 2006
Have a feeling we all know which way goons are going to side on this debate

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

gary oldmans diary posted:

they need too be affordable for poor people so everyone will have equal opportunity to not procreate and we can sooner end this cursed human race

:yeah:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I sure am glad I chemically castrate myself with SSRIs

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
whatever. we don't have the technology to make materials light / strong enough for me to gently caress them.

do you really want to have sex with something with an onboard diesel engine

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


The Space Pope has commanded us: “Don’t Date Robots!”

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol if you think I'm paying for an expensive sex robot when I can just jerk off.

Wake me up when they invent friend robots.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Applewhite posted:

Wake me up when they invent friend robots.
greetings fellow human friend applewhite

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Applewhite posted:

Wake me up when they invent friend robots.
Turn your monitor off, turn it back on, then say that again but slower.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
realtalk: ive been considering becoming sexually active again. its been a long time since i deactivated

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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"Will this entertainment device that costs as much as a used car destroy society, asks person able to afford it"

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I will be dead thank God, but my prediction is in? 50 years for sure maybe 20 is sex robots will be a commonly purchased item by men. ( If they can afford them.)

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

So are we all chipping in to start a Sex Robot Arcade in Lowtax's name or did I get dressed up for nothing?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
you gotta let the facefucking machine warm up before you turn up the revs!!!

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
it probably means a massive increase in creepy single men found dead next to crusty sexbots and not much else really

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
what about just a friendly robot to be friends with, then maybe something more if there's chemistry?

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Salvation. Maybe the greatest invention of all time.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Imagine how bad guys are going to be at actual loving and foreplay with robots in the mix in addition to visual porn.
:cry:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ooh someone write a short film where a rich creep talks a girl at a bar into a threesome with him and his wife, only it turns out the wife is a sexbot and the girl is disgusted.

End boss Of SGaG*
Aug 9, 2000
I REPORT EVERY POST I READ!
with the invention of jacking it to rocks, crugnug predicts the death of neanderthal civilization

Merry Deciever
Aug 20, 2015
Pillbug

Nessus posted:

"Will this entertainment device that costs as much as a used car destroy society, asks person able to afford it"

Presumably the price would go down as competition in manufacturing happens. A race to the bottom as parts melt to slag because of cut safety features or unsourced materials. "I lost my junk in the waifu wars of 2038."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Spinster posted:

Imagine how bad guys are going to be at actual loving and foreplay with robots in the mix in addition to visual porn.
:cry:
On the other hand enterprising tech nerds and knowledgeable ladies stand to make a killing with "how to gently caress" tutorials.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Merry Deciever posted:

Presumably the price would go down as competition in manufacturing happens. A race to the bottom as parts melt to slag because of cut safety features or unsourced materials. "I lost my junk in the waifu wars of 2038."

a new iSexbot just came out and suddenly my old model just isn't feeling it anymore

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
omg good black mirror episode idea

old guy dies of heart attack having sex with perfect girl of his dreams robot, then after he's dead the robot doesn't care or anything because it's just a very realistic program, not true consciousness, so the robot just continues cooking and cleaning the house and poo poo and doing her routine until old guy is discovered dead

kinda like there will come soft rains, pretty good idea right?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

greetings fellow human friend applewhite

Greetings activate friend protocol Echo Gamma One: listening to and giving honest feedback on my Reboot: The Guardian Code fanfic.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Novo posted:

do you really want to have sex with something with an onboard diesel engine

:yeah:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Maldoror posted:

omg good black mirror episode idea

old guy dies of heart attack having sex with perfect girl of his dreams robot, then after he's dead the robot doesn't care or anything because it's just a very realistic program, not true consciousness, so the robot just continues cooking and cleaning the house and poo poo and doing her routine until old guy is discovered dead

kinda like there will come soft rains, pretty good idea right?

Sounds like an awesome idea that a genius would come up with https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774200&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Merry Deciever posted:

Presumably the price would go down as competition in manufacturing happens. A race to the bottom as parts melt to slag because of cut safety features or unsourced materials. "I lost my junk in the waifu wars of 2038."
I suspect this particular S-curve is less steep than people froth about, though I mean, there IS a market.

Merry Deciever
Aug 20, 2015
Pillbug

oh heck, you did do that! Hell yea man, I enjoyed that thread

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

I hope the retard masturbators union goes after this, i need my job

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Teledildonics por vida.
Thumbs down, sexbots.

Merry Deciever
Aug 20, 2015
Pillbug

mind the walrus posted:

On the other hand enterprising tech nerds and knowledgeable ladies stand to make a killing with "how to gently caress" tutorials.

Finally love making described in a medium WE ALL CAN UNDERSTAND

<a href="https://imgur.com/a/wF9WZ"></a>

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Merry Deciever posted:

Finally love making described in a medium WE ALL CAN UNDERSTAND

<a href="https://imgur.com/a/wF9WZ"></a>

sick embedded image

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder if robot sex will be included in grounds for divorce? Probably not, but I can see that being attempted.

Awful lot of ugh coming.

Orange Sunshine
May 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Given the fact that women use sexual devices for masturbation more often than men, are we sure that women won't be buying these sexbots as well?

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Orange Sunshine posted:

Given the fact that women use sexual devices for masturbation more often than men, are we sure that women won't be buying these sexbots as well?

Some sure, but no doubt to a lesser extent than men.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

A remake of the classic Ed Harris Comedy "Milk Money":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuaARlicot8

Only the boys pool their money to buy a SexBot

Merry Deciever
Aug 20, 2015
Pillbug

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

sick embedded image

I'll be real, I'm trying the [img][/img] tags, and they aren't doing anything. Could you let me know what I'm doing wrong?

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Merry Deciever posted:

I'll be real, I'm trying the [timg][/timg] tags, and they aren't doing anything. Could you let me know what I'm doing wrong?


Right-click on the image here https://imgur.com/a/wF9WZ and select "Copy Image Address" then paste it into the Reply window. The [img] tags should apply automatically, and you'll see the full address necessary for the automatic application. You still have to manually put in the "t" if you want to thumbnail it.

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