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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

TulliusCicero posted:

I saw a bunch of right wing headlines that said Trump had 50% approval rating today, I checked which poll and of course it's only Rasmussen

:lol:

God drat porn star raising my approval ratings. I’ll take it!
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/381328-stormy-effect-trumps-support-falls-with-women-rises-with-men-in-new

Piss tape is real snipe

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
SUCK MY DICK YOU FAT ORANGE BAG OF poo poo. WE

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lol the president is retarded

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Why do not as many people immigrate to Mexico? It must be because they're more strict!!!

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Chief McHeath posted:

The situation in Kentucky actually developed last Thursday night into Friday morning. The state house and senate put 291 pages of pension reform in a loving waste water spending bill and voted on it five minutes after putting it to the floor. It passed a little after ten PM and within the hour, the state's second largest district (Lexington/Fayette) cancelled school because more than a third of teachers had already called in sick for that Friday. Around 20 districts closed in addition to Lexington, including Louisville and the Cincinnati suburbs.

edit: I also got blocked on Twitter by Matt Bevin for telling him to put a mercury thermometer in his dickhole and snap it off.

I didn't think constantly voting in anti-labor union politicians would affect MY teaching job!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

old beast lunatic posted:

lol the president is retarded

Ok i have a cursory understanding of daca and poo poo but how does trump end up confusing daca with people illegally entering the united states today?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Another good question is if Mexico has such awesome and strictly enforced border laws how exactly did a so-called "caravan" of Honduran asylum seekers manage to parade on through.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



BONE DOG posted:

Ok i have a cursory understanding of daca and poo poo but how does trump end up confusing daca with people illegally entering the united states today?

...Have you ever heard ANYTHING Trump has said?

He is the poster child for dementia; the man's brain is a fine mush

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Catastrophe posted:

And you may find yourself
Living in a... whatever you call this building
And you may find yourself
In a Russian part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a sweet semi-truck
And you may find yourself with a beautiful wall
With a cold, distant wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?



:stonklol:

Had that one in the chamber ready to go?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Trump meets Putin



Fock

https://imgur.com/gallery/Tw89R

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

BONE DOG posted:

Ok i have a cursory understanding of daca and poo poo but how does trump end up confusing daca with people illegally entering the united states today?


old beast lunatic posted:

lol the president is retarded

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
:lol: I just found out that that one scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell is watching porn and that one pornstar is talking directly to him... that was Stormy Daniels.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Catastrophe posted:

:lol: I just found out that that one scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell is watching porn and that one pornstar is talking directly to him... that was Stormy Daniels.
holy poo poo

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Catastrophe posted:

:lol: I just found out that that one scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell is watching porn and that one pornstar is talking directly to him... that was Stormy Daniels.

https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/980897308593328129?s=19

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

grandpa turmp is losing it!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Nearly half the country thought that electing a guy whose name has been a punchline for decades would be a good idea. LOL

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Applewhite posted:

Nearly half the country thought that electing a guy whose name has been a punchline for decades would be a good idea. LOL

Tbh I don’t think most knew who he really was.

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

:popeye:

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
This reality is soaked with piss

Eraflure
Oct 12, 2012


Catastrophe posted:

And you may find yourself
Living in a... whatever you call this building
And you may find yourself
In a Russian part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a sweet semi-truck
And you may find yourself with a beautiful wall
With a cold, distant wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?



:thanks:

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Catastrophe posted:

And you may find yourself
Living in a... whatever you call this building
And you may find yourself
In a Russian part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a sweet semi-truck
And you may find yourself with a beautiful wall
With a cold, distant wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?



jesus christ

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Catastrophe posted:

And you may find yourself
Living in a... whatever you call this building
And you may find yourself
In a Russian part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a sweet semi-truck
And you may find yourself with a beautiful wall
With a cold, distant wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?



I love that video. I thought it was posted here?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
trump's boss is headed for the white house

Choco Zulu
Oct 10, 2007

A critical mass of chocolate confectionary

Lil Peeler posted:

protip Don't google HoggWatch at work

lol DJT is president

David "Big Healthy" Hogg :gizz:

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
That obviously traumatized and passionate young teenager? I SAY WE KILL EM!!!!!!! !

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
I hope Hogg keeps posting

(edit: someone buy him an account here, we could give him protips)

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Play posted:

Another good question is if Mexico has such awesome and strictly enforced border laws how exactly did a so-called "caravan" of Honduran asylum seekers manage to parade on through.

He's a retard.

And the reason Canada is tough with immigration is because they have universal health care for all citizens and excellent social safety nets. The orange retard doesn't understand that America has neither of those and why that might make a difference.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Alt Right: "Hogg reminds me of Hitler... but in a bad way!"

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Captain Gordon posted:

I hope Hogg keeps posting

(edit: someone buy him an account here, we could give him protips)

I'm not certain we have anything to teach this kid. The student becomes the master

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Burt Sexual posted:

Melania lol death stare then wtf grin

I like Melania more and more every time I see her standing by Trump with this intense look of hatred in her eyes. Like she's 16 and working at Burger King and her manager is giving a speech with her as an example.

Let's get rid of Trump and keep her. I think she could do way better.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Cthulu Carl posted:

Lemme guess, the procedure was instituted before Obama and the words 'due' and 'process' have been uttered regarding WHY it's set up how it is.

obama deported more people than any other president ever. i fuckin wish he'd created red tape but instead he removed it

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
That gold digging mail order jerk mag trash can go right to hell with the rest of them.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

do u know jenny posted:

And the reason Canada is tough with immigration is because they have universal health care for all citizens and excellent social safety nets. The orange retard doesn't understand that America has neither of those and why that might make a difference.

Actually this is exactly the reasoning that people use to argue against immigration, because in reality America does have a lot of public and social programs and we spend a lot on them (maybe even more because of how inflationary and horrible the health care system is). But that's really a poo poo argument because culturally, morally and economically the impact of welcoming and integrating immigrants is actually positive.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Applewhite posted:

The Alt Right: "Hogg reminds me of Hitler... but in a bad way!"

I want to make a snide comment about this. I really do. But it's just too close to reality to start with. :psyboom:

What's the nearest way off this rock? I want off.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Applewhite posted:

Nearly half the country thought that electing a guy whose name has been a punchline for decades would be a good idea. LOL

To be fair, a lot of people were just curious to see what a non-politician would do with the highest level political position in the country.

Much like the first time you poke something into the electrical socket as a child, now we know.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

old beast lunatic posted:

That gold digging mail order jerk mag trash can go right to hell with the rest of them.

old beast lunatic gets it.

Just because she isn't as bad as the worst people in this administration, that doesn't make her good. She's a garbage person with a garbage family.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
And I don't understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that there's no tape
And all I can do is read a tweet to stay awake
And it rips my life away but it's a great escape.... escaaaaape...escaaaape

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Play posted:

I'm not certain we have anything to teach this kid. The student becomes the master

He could train in FYAD but I fear he'd grow too powerful to be stopped by human hands

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


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