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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
risc is... good

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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
its really not

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i'm sorry but the real life documentary "hackers" said that it was

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

infernal machines posted:

risc is... good

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

Scott Forstall posted:

got the company-issued laptop at my new job today. wtf is this poo poo where my function keys used to be lmao

you’re personally responsible for this Forstall...

why didn’t you just apologise.. you could’ve potentially stopped this madness

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.
Timb is just copying Microsoft's Windows on Arm strategy.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

So yeah uh does this mean

1) all macs will now be ARM
2) apple will start manufacturing x86 chips
3) they invent their own architecture?

Because I'm not sure which of those three is more hilarious

4) you will only be able to get iOS on apple laptops from 2020 onward

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

this is ARM 64

Keep up the good work

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

infernal machines posted:

an unsold iwatch

what are the odds that apple touchbar application processors are watch processors that failed the power consumption spec

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Can they put thunder bolt on ARM

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Irrelevant, the 2018 MacBooks won’t have ports. They only charge wirelessly with a proprietary pad.

Courage.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

r u ready to WALK posted:

Irrelevant, the 2018 MacBooks won’t have ports. They only charge wirelessly with a proprietary pad.

Courage.

:pray:

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

infernal machines posted:

an unsold iwatch

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

infernal machines posted:

i'm sorry but the real life documentary "hackers" said that it was

actually it just said it’s going to change everything. whether this change would be good or bad was withheld from us

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

Scott Forstall posted:

got the company-issued laptop at my new job today. wtf is this poo poo where my function keys used to be lmao

oh boo hoo, is the caviar the wrong temperature?

we get issued five year old Dell’s.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

computer toucher posted:

oh boo hoo, is the caviar the wrong temperature?

we get issued five year old Dell’s.

lmao

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012


yeah it’s that or the newer Lenovo that doesn’t really work with the version of Ubuntu we’re using.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

computer toucher posted:

yeah it’s that or the newer Lenovo that doesn’t really work with the version of Ubuntu we’re using.

wow how’d they gently caress up vmware?

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

computer toucher posted:

yeah it’s that or the newer Lenovo that doesn’t really work with the version of Ubuntu we’re using.

i'm dying lmao

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

computer toucher posted:

yeah its that or the newer Lenovo that doesnt really work with the version of Ubuntu were using.

hope you're getting paid handsomely

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

computer toucher posted:

oh boo hoo, is the caviar the wrong temperature?

we get issued five year old Dell’s.

says someone who's never eaten warm caviar

akadajet posted:

hope you're getting paid handsomely

if he were do you think they'd give him tools that don't work?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

actually it just said it’s going to change everything. whether this change would be good or bad was withheld from us

https://y.yarn.co/2a4fe37e-ed9d-448b-af12-48a7a3202fa5.mp4

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

PleasureKevin posted:

Can they put thunder bolt on ARM

yes. thunderbolt is a transport protocol. as far as the cpu is concerned it’s just a pci bridge.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
pretty soon we'll be able to make a bunch of jokes about apple laptops costing an ARM and a leg

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

computer toucher posted:

yeah it’s that or the newer Lenovo that doesn’t really work with the version of Ubuntu we’re using.

Clownshoes, Inc.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

graph posted:

Clownshoes, Inc.

drat, clown.shoes is taken

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

akadajet posted:

hope you're getting paid handsomely

I’ll survive.

I like my job tho so it’s fine, I’ll rather do something I like with a linux on the desktop than do something I don’t like on a brand new macbook.

e: lol

computer toucher fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Apr 3, 2018

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

drat, my apologies

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

computer toucher posted:

oh boo hoo, is the caviar the wrong temperature?

we get issued five year old Dell’s.

lol

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

computer toucher posted:

oh boo hoo, is the caviar the wrong temperature?

we get issued five year old Dell’s.

too real

pram
Jun 10, 2001
my job gave me a top of the line 2015 macbook pro. feels good man

pram
Jun 10, 2001
although theyre starting to hand out the one with the touch crap :negative:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

computer toucher posted:

I’ll rather do something I like with a linux on the desktop than do something I don’t like on a brand new macbook.

:thunk:

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

pram posted:

although theyre starting to hand out the one with the touch crap :negative:

I like having touchid on my MacBook. I just removed all the useless buttons from the touch bar and now it's fine.

Don't paint your nails before you type on it though because the keyboard will stop working forever.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

cis autodrag posted:

Don't <x> before you type on it though because the keyboard will stop working forever.

there is almost nothing that won't kill that loving keyboard

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

cis autodrag posted:

Don't paint your nails before you type on it though because the keyboard will stop working forever.

i probably couldn't work at apple because i'd march down to product management and ask how they're so bad at this

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
you wouldn't get past their receptionist

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

product management being that siloed explains a lot actually

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
you could just walk up to them at the cafeteria. not sure why you would ever do that, though.

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30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



it would own to have a macbook with an ipad processor where throttling isnt an issue at all and also with a gigantic battery but i think we all know they'll use that opportunity to make it .1mm thinner instead of leaving the larger battery in there

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